Letra da Música If We Were Gay de Ninja Sex Party

You know, a lot of people come up
To us and say
Hey danny sexbang and ninja brian
You guys wear a lot of spandex
And live together
Are you gay?
Pff, I have to laugh. ha ha ha ha ha!
Could you imagine that? if we were gay?
Could you imagine?

A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As brian blows a dude

A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As brian licks a sack

There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay

We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly brian
Mostly brian's gay
Ooh, ooh ooh brian's gay, ooh ooh

Here's a list of things
That brian likes to suck

Dick dick dick dick dick dick balls
Dick dick dick dick dick dick balls!
One! two! balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! dick, dick, dick, oh shit!