Letra da Música Jingle Bells de Sharon Needles

Oi, oi, oi
Hey baby, why don't you bend over and let me stick a Christmas tree up your arse
And let me call you angel

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over fields we go
Laughing all the way
Ha, ha, ha
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight

Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

Hey daddy, everytime a bell rings a demon gets it's horns
Heil Santa!

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lake
misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank and then I sucked his (ha, ha, ha, ha)

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

Heil Santa!
Heil Santa!
Heil Santa!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Oi!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

Oh I've been a bad, bad girl
Looks like I'm only gonna get a lump of coal this year
(ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)