Letra da Música Trump: The Rusical de RuPaul's Drag Race

[Shandy]
Oh, Donny, I just had the best summer of my life
Nothing can make it better
*Donny whispering*
You want me to what?
Is that sanitary?

[Foxy Ladies, Trump Wives & Shandy]
Trump High's the worst
It's absurd, spread the word
It's our school and it's sleazy
Trump High's the worst
Just the worst, it's the worst

[Betsy]
Good morning, students
It's me, Betsy Devos
Can you believe I'm your principal?
I've never been inside a school before
Ah, but welcome
To your first day back at Trump School for Girls
Hahaha
Hahahahaha
Ha... hmm

[Shandy]
Uh, hi!
Omarosa?

[Omarosa]
Hi, Shandy
Meet the Foxy Ladies
This is Kellyanne
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
And our H. B. I. C. , Ivanka

[Foxy Ladies]
We're seniors and we rule the school

[Shandy]
Who are they?

[Kellyanne]
That's Ivana and Melania

[Ivana]
Hi, Ivana... welcome you to school

[Melania]
Oh, what did you do this summer?

[Shandy]
I met a boy in Moscow
His hairdo was wild!

[Omarosa]
Ooh, spill the tea!

[Shandy, Kellyanne, & Melania]
Trump-er humpin', it was a gas
Trump-er humpin', no alternative facts
Such the stud, orange and tall
Did he talk about building a wall?
Moscow bliss with my bad hombre

[Shandy, Foxy Ladies & Trump Wives]
But, oh, that Moscow tryst
Trump-a, Trump-a
Trump-a, Trump-a

[Shandy, Melania, & Ivana]
It was golden
Did he have little hands?
He kept tweeting about travel bans
Was he the best sex you ever had?

[Ivanka]
Ugh, you guys, we're talking about my dad

[Foxy Ladies & Trump Wives]
Oh, that Moscow tryst
[?]

*Motorcycles revving*

[Sarah]
Well, if it isn't Crooked Hillary, that loser Rosie O'Donnell, and
Stormi Daniels?

[Omarosa]
I hear she's the dirtiest dancer at Pocahontas High

[Melania]
With an X-rated reputation

[Hillary]
Ladies, time's up!
This president is problematic!

*Motorcycles revving*

[Rosie]
He's totally traumatic!

*Motorcycles revving*

[Stormi]
He's a super callous, fragile racist who's sexist and atrocious!
Not bad for an adult film star, huh?

[Prance-Suit Nation]
He's cheese frightening!

[Hillary, Rosie & Stormi]
Hey, cheese frightening, you're screwing our democracy
Cheese frightenin', ew, cheese frightenin'

[Rosie, Hillary & Stormi]
Hey, cheese frightenin', I can't with the hypocrisy
She's persistent, bitch, we're resistant

[Hillary & Rosie]
From sucking up to Putin and his Twitter tootin'
He's a blowhard full of blabber
And a legend hooha-grabber

[Prance-Suit Nation]
Cheese frightening

[Stormi]
He's the grand Cheeto in chief

[Rosie]
For you, where's the beef?

[Hillary, Rosie & Stormi]
Bye, cheese frightening
Bye, bye, bye, bye

[Prance-Suit Nation]
Cheese frightening
Whoo!

[Hillary]
Ladies, look at you
You're such strong, smart, capable women
Why do you let him do this to you?

[Kellyanne]
Hillary, you just don't get it

[Kellyanne, Omarosa, Sarah & Ivanka]
There is nothing I won't do (La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
For my orange Donny-poo (La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, ow)

[Ivanka, Kellyanne, Omarosa & Sarah]
Daddy's goal is very plain (Bum, bum, bum)
Make America white again (Bum, bum, bum)
So he thinks I'm hot
Don't you?

[Foxy Ladies]
Trust there's nothing we won't do

[Sarah, Kellyanne, Ivanka & Omarosa]
For Trump's tweets, I rationalize
Read my lips, not my dead eyes
In the pressroom, nine-to-five
Tryin' to keep this gig alive
They even call me "White House Shrew"
'Cause, bitch, there's nothing I won't do
Me too, me too, me too

[Omarosa]
Ladies, that was beautiful

[Ivanka]
Thank you, Omarosa
Oh, by the way, you're fired

[Omarosa & Angels]
I'm hopelessly demoted... again?
I can't believe I spent my whole life suckin' up to a Tv star
What do I do now?
Oprah, Oprah, Oprah

[Oprah]
Did someone say "Oprah? "
Isn't it good to see me?
Hit it!

[Oprah, Ross Mathews & Omarosa]
A tale that's so obvi'
Supreme reality bitch O. G
Thirstiest ex-apprentice you could clock
A destiny all aflutter
Loved you on Celebrity Big Brother!
Forget about that anchor job over at Fox

[Oprah & Omarosa]
White House ex-staffer
Goodbye to rides on Air Force One and Two
White House ex-staffer
Um, it's not like I was fired

[Oprah with Angels]
Girl, get a clue

[Oprah & Angels]
Now you've got the dump from Trump the chump
Wake up and smell the tea

[Oprah & Ivana]
Just write a tell-all book
And hock it on Tv
Don't get mad, get everything

[Oprah & Angels, Angels, Oprah]
White House ex-staffer
Oprah, Oprah, Oprah
Miss Winfrey... Miss Winfrey

[Betsy]
Hi, guys, it's me again, Betsy Devos
Can you believe it? I'm still here
It's almost the end of the school year
But unlike other coming-of-age stories
In this one, the girl doesn't become a slut for some guy
She owns her sexual power, hmm-hmm-hmm
Hahaha, I still have no idea what I'm doing
Hahaha
*School bell rings*
Oh

[Melania, Kellyanne, & Ivana]
Donny, you're back!
Hi, Donny!
Nice jacket, Trumpy

[Rosie & Shandy]
Forget about him, look at her!
Take a picture, it'll last longer

[Shandy]
When I fell for you, I was deluded
I put my hopes on a clown
But you lied, cheated, and colluded
Bitch, you're gettin' booted

[Rosie]
And I cutie-patoot it!

[Stormi, Company, & Hillary]
Ladies, gather 'round (Pow!)
Women have had enough
The glass ceiling shatters now

[Shandy & Company]
Ladies I've found (Pow! Pow!)
Powerful and tough
Join with me and make a sound

[Stormi]
Yes, we're down
It's time we run this town

[Full Company]
Power to the pussy

[Melania]
Ugh, finally
Goodbye, pussy bow
Hello, pussy hat

[Oprah & Ivana]
Ladies, this is a teaching moment
And you don't have to do it alone

[Ivanka]
I can't believe what I am saying right now, but listen to this
Let's all start marching together! Haha!

[Betsy]
Together we march
Fair treatment, equal pay

[Full Company]
Remembered forever as
Pussy power, nasty women, radical feminists
Change, change
We need more women to run

The future is female
The future is female
The future is female (We're stronger)
The future is female (Together)
The future is female (We're stronger)
Together
The future is female!