Letra da Música It's My Belly Button de Rhett & Link

I can't believe we've lived to be this old
And somehow we have never seen this hole
A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it
Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding
It's time that we unwrap this gift
Let's bring back the male midriff
It's my belly button. My belly, belly button
I won't pretend like its nothing
'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something
Something I wanna show to you

You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval
I bedazzled it
I made a nugget dip. Taste it!
Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold
Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet
Potting soil. Random seeds

Douglas fir. Sapling maple tree
These are gonna get massive
And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases
The fact is, we're helping the planet's health
Wait. We carbon offset ourselves

So
We can cruise around in a big suv
And these tree's allow us to ride separately
Let's continue this conversation
On our inefficient gas-powered phones
Hey, I've got this business idea to drive
Our vehicles door to door selling my new invention
It's a fully functional "do-it-yourself" miniature coal plant
Exclusively for children

It's my belly button
My belly belly button
I won't pretend like it's nothing
'Cause my belly belly button's really really something
Something I want to show to you
It's my belly button
My belly belly button
I won't pretend like it's nothing
'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something
Something I want to show to you