Letra da Música Eight Easy Steps de Alanis Morissette

How to stay paralized by fear of abandonment
How to refer to men in solvable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you

How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
How to feel worthless so fast you're helping

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to do in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
How to play all highest when you're really a hypocrite
How to hate god when you're a player and a spiritualist
How to sabotage when you're in tough seas

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to do in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

I've been doing research for years
I've been practicing my ass off
I've been waiting my whole life for this moment,
I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to do in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
How to know them all the too well by going with them
How to stay stuck in your life hating them

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to do in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best