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1. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long 2. A Complicated Song Uh huh . extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh . save a piece for me. Pizza party at your house. I went just to check it out. Nineteen extra larges. What a shame. No one came. Just us eatin' all alone....3. Aardvark The Aardvark is really a curious creature. If you're an ant then he's likely to eat ya. Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous. He's still listed first in the encyclopedia...4. Achy Breaky Song You can torture me. With Donnie & Marie. You can play some Barry Manilow. Or you can play some schlock. Like New Kids On The Block. Or any Village People song you know. Or play Vanilla Ice. Hey, y...5. Addicted To Spuds Potato skins, potato cakes. Hash browns, and instant flakes. Baked or boiled or french fried. There's no kind you haven't tried. You planned a trip to Idaho. Just to watch potatoes grow. I u...6. Ahmish Paradise As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain. I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain. But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me. You know I shun fancy things like electricity...7. Airline Amy Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight. She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight. Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places. That I never really wanted to g...8. Albuquerque Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the. stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the. street from Jerry's Bait Shop. You know the place....9. Alimony (cheering). Here she comes now, wants her alimony. Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony. Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now. Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest. I sai...10. Alligator Deep inside the merky swamp. There lives the Alligator. His policy is first to chomp. And then ask questions later. Although his lifestyle may seem crass, I really wouldn't knock it. He'd ne...11. Alternative Polka Medley arranged by "Weird Al" Yankovic. ["Loser" by Beck]. Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser, baby, So why don't you kill me?. Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser, baby, So why...12. Amish Paradise As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain. I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know, I shun fancy things like...13. Amoeba The Amoeba is so small you need. A microscope to see one. It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one. They never sing or laugh or talk. Or eat fondeaux or ciche. And if...14. Angry White Boy Polka Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Suffocation, no breathing. Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding. This is my last resort. 'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my...15. Another One Rides The Bus Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back. It was smellin' like a locker room. There wa...16. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago. They looked so sweet and harmless. Tell me, how was I to know. They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise. They gr...17. Avocado Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy?. You're gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you're a green one, You know that you're out of season. You'd better let somebody...18. Baby Likes Burping You know my baby likes burping. You know my baby's kinda nauseating. [burps]. My little vulgar one is so gross. 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes. [burps]. And out in publi...19. Backstreet Boys Are Gay We are on fire. We have desires. But one is that way. One backstreet boys is gay. But we dont want to be mean. Since now he's a queen. Don't ask, please. Which backstreet boys is gay. Tell m...20. Bedrock Anthem Sometimes I feel. Like I need a vacation. Sometimes I feel. Like I wanna go. To the city of cavemen. The city of Bedrock. I'd be a Flintstone. Now I'll tell you why. Well I've got I&apo...21. Belvedere Cruising Now, you won't find me braggin'. 'Bout my big green station wagon. Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'. Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare. Match m...22. Bob I, man, am regal -- a German am I. Never odd or even. If I had a hi-fi. Madam, I'm Adam. Too hot to hoot. No lemons, no melon. Too bad I hid a boot. Lisa Bonet ate no basil. Warsaw was raw. Was i...23. Bohemian Polka Is this the real life. Is this just fantasy. Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality. Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy. 'Cause I&ap...24. Bologna [parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack]. Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer. Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle, Filling...25. Born To Be Mild Get your program running. Head out to the center. Terminals are waiting. For the data that you'll enter. Everybody says that you're a nerd, but. They should know that you just don't car...26. Buckingham Blues Gonna tell you a story. About Chuck and Diane. Couple British kids from. The palace at Buckingham. Chuckie wants to grow up. And be a polo star. And ride his little horsies. All around the backyard, o...27. Burger King [parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger]. Burger King!. What's the price for fries?. I'll take the jumbo size!. I need fast food tonight!...28. Buy Me A Condo Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get a wall-to-wall carpeting. Get a wallet full 'o credit cards. I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn. I gonna get me da T-shirt wit&a...29. Cable TV I used to think my life was so empty. I used to think life was passin' me by. Well, I was just about ready. To curl up and die. But then one day I got a visit. From the cable company. Well, they...30. Callin In Sick Today Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time. Just dont feel like goin to work. I think I'll call my boss then I'm. Gunna hack and cough and wheeze. Swear I got some strange disease. Whats that lit...31. Canadian Idiot Don't want to be a canadian idiot. Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. And do i look like some frost bitten hosehead. I never learned my alphabet from a to zed. They all live on d...32. Carnival Of The Animals Part 2 This is a new composition which features. A random assortment of all living creatures. You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same. As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name. Cam...33. Cavity Search Listen to the Muzak. Hearin' people scream. Sittin' in the waiting room. Readin' crappy magazines. With a toothache. This is it, pal. Root Canal. My molars are impacted. I'm gettin...34. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios. Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose. I may be just a simple guy. But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high. Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Cheerios. Makes me wan...35. Chicken Pot Pie When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block. (Ooh ooh ooh ooh). He made a great liver pate. (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did). But if there's one thing in this wor...36. Christmas At Ground Zero It's Christmas at ground zero. There's music in the air. The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing. While the air raid sirens blare. It's Christmas at ground zero. The b...37. Close But No Cigar Jillian was her name. She was sweeter than aspartame. Her kisses reconfigured my dna. And after that i never was the same. And i loved her even more. Than marlon brando loved souffle. She was gorgeous...38. Cnr Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man. The kind of man you'd never disrespect. He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck. He ate his own weight in co...39. Cockroachs Some think the Cockroach is a pest. But that's the insect I like best. I love the way they run in fright. When I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground. They make a pleas...40. Confessions Part III Watch this. These are my confessions. Just when I thought I said all I can say. I came up with more secrets to tell you today. These are my confessions. Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me. S...41. Couch Potato Look. If you had. One shot. To sit on your lazy butt. And watch all the TV you ever wanted. Until your brain turned to mush. Would you go for it?. Or just let it slip?. Yo. Remote is ready. Eyes wide,...42. Crampton Comes Alive Well, woke up this morning. With a Big Mac in my hand. What fries, whose fries. Where's my Hot Apple Pies. Must be a joke. I can't believe there's no Coke. Thank you, thank you, thank y...43. Dare To Be Stupid Put down that chain saw and listen to me. It's time for us to join in the fight. It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. It's time to let the bedbugs bite. You better put al...44. Dead Car Battery Blues One, two, a-one, two, three, four. Well I, can't go to the park. I can't go to work. I can't do nothin'. I gotta stay in my house like a jerk. How come I always lose. My car has bl...45. Do I Creep You Out I know that you. Don't know me very well. We've barely met. But I can surely tell. No one will ever. Love you like I do. I like to feel. The warm spot on your chair. Sometimes I drool. And u...46. Doctor Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Oh, doctor, doctor, I'm feelin' pretty dismal. Doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Oh, doctor, doct...47. Dog Eat Dog Found a job in a great big office. And I really love this place. I got my. my very own scotch tape dispenser. And I've got a private parking space. ha!. And I've got a coffee mug with my n...48. Don't Download This Song Once in a while. Maybe you will feel the urge. to break international copyright-law. By downloading MP3s. From file sharing sites. Like Morpheus Or Grokster. Or Limewire Or Kazaa. But deep in your hea...49. Don't Wear Those Shoes I don't care. If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair. You can go. And run your vacuum during my favorite show. And I'll leet you call up folks in Europe that you don't know. Anyth...50. Don't You Forget About Meat Hey! Oooh! Oh!. One rule you all should obey:. Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Have bread, and vegetables too, Some dairy products, but whatever you do. Don't you forget about meat....51. Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special In the year of 1970. Underneath the old smogberry tree. First was heard a man that we all know. The one and only Dr. Demento. Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too. Remember all they did and didn'...52. Eat It How come you're always such a fussy young man, Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran, Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan, So eat it, just e...53. Ebay Yeah. A used . pink bathrobe. A rare . mint snowglobe. A Smurf . TV tray. I bought on eBay. My house . is filled with this crap. Shows up in bubble wrap. Most every day. What I bought on eBay. Tel...54. Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane. with a rapid wolverine in my underwear. when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat. popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes. I guessed is...55. Eye Of The Tiger Parody Eye of the Tiger Parody - Theme from Rocky. Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs...56. Fast Food How about making a run for the border. How about me deserving a break today. How about getting some fries with my order. How about finally letting me have it my way. Thank you Burger King. Thank you D...57. Fat Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right. 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite. Ham on, ham on, ham on whole whe...58. Fatter Fatter, fatter. Shake 'n Bake, fatter. Shake 'n Bake, fatter. Fatter. Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola. Yogurt, butterscotch, granola. Look at me, I'm fatter. I'm fatter, I'm fatter...59. Finale It's getting late, so I suppose. We should be drawing to a close. Besides, my voice is sounding horse. And even my rhymes are getting worse. Poor Wendy's feeling in the dumps. She's wor...60. First World Problems My maid is cleaning my bathroom. So I can't take a shower. When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour. I couldn't order off the breakfast menu. Cause I slept in till two. Then I...61. Flatbush Avenue Oy. Oy. Down on the street they got bagels. And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox. Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst. Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box. Oy vey. We gonna schlepp on throu...62. Foil I never seem to finish all my food. I always get a doggie bag from the waiter. So I just keep what's still unchewed. And I take it home, save it for later. But then I deal with fungal rot, bacter...63. Frank's 2000 Tv Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun. It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone. I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block. What a lucky guy, I...64. Free Delivery Late at night, you're hungry. You're craving some pizza. Let me be the one that you call. Olive or anchovy. Perhaps pepperoni. Anything you want, we've got it all. Near, far, I'll...65. Fun Zone Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics. People Occationally say "yeah" and other similar phrases, but it's generally just music. In the movie, it played in the background when S...66. Gandhi II Announcer: Next week on U62. Announcer: He's back. Announcer: And this time. Announcer: He's mad. Announcer: </plaintext><B>Gandhi II</B><plaintext>. Announcer: No mo...67. Gee, I'm A Nerd Gee, I'm a nerd. Seen each Star Trek eighty times. Memorized each word. Home alone. On Friday nights. But I got eight gigabytes. Left on my hard drive. I'm hooked as I can get. Into the Inte...68. Generic Blues I woke up this morning. Then I went back to bed. Said I woke up this morning. Then I went right back to bed. Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear. And a herd of wil...69. Genius in France Lyrics:. I'm not the brightest crayon in the box. Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks. I barely even know how to put on my own pants. But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius...70. George Of The Jungle George, George, George of the jungle. Strong as he can be. Ahhh. Watch out for that tree. George, George, George of the jungle. Lives a life that's free. Ahhh. Watch out for that tree. When he ge...71. Germs Sometimes I really want to be alone. But that's one state I'm never in. Because I know that I've got millions upon millions. Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin. (Germs) I r...72. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Some girls like to buy new shoes. And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos. There's only one thing that they all like a bunch. Oh, girls, they want to have lunch. Oh, girls just wa...73. Good Enough For Now Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you. Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest. Well, at any rate, I g...74. Good Old Days Oh some times I think back to when I was younger. Life was so much simpler then. Dad would be up at dawn. He'd be watering the lawn. Or maybe going fishing again. Oh and mom would be fixing up so...75. Gotta Boogie Gotta boogie. Gotta boogie. Gotta boogie. Gotta boogie. Gotta boogie (gotta boogie). Gotta boogie (gotta boogie). Gotta boogie (gotta boogie). Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off....76. Grapefruit Diet Who's that waddlin' down the street. It's just me 'cause I love to eat. Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham. Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!. Every picture of me's. Gotta be...77. Gravy On You Well, I think you're obnoxious. And I think that you stink. I think you're a moron. A slob, and a fink. You're one of the biggest turkeys I know. And that is the reason I'm going t...78. Green Eggs And Ham I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like them. Sam, I am. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like them in a boat. I would not, could not, with a goat. I wil...79. Gump by "Weird Al" Yankovic. parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the USA. Gump sat alone on a bench in the park. "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark. Waitin&apos...80. Handy First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman). Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion). And I'm the greatest in the business. Want referrals, yo. My clientèle will bear...81. Happy Birthday Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, to you. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, to you. Well, It's time to celebrate your birthday, It happens every year, Eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer, Y...82. Hardware Store [sound effects from tools]. Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town. Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here. I thought that I would go right outta my mind. Until a friend told...83. Harvey The Wonder Hamster Oh, Harvey, Harvey. Harvey the Wonder Hamster. He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal. He just runs around on his hamster wheel. Harvey, Harvey. Harvey the Wonder Hamster. Hey, Harvey!....84. Headline News Once, there was this kid who. Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint. And when he finally came back. He had cane marks all over his bottom. He said that it was from when. The warde...85. Here's Johnny Here's Johnny. There he goes, he drives me crazy. When he says. (Hee-eere's Johnny!). That's his job, it's so amazing. All he says is. (Hee-eere's Johnny!). I never miss a mom...86. Hit Me With A Rock When I was a little boy. (When I was just a boy). And my mother would call my name. (When I was just a boy). She'd say I had to be in the house by seven. (When I was just a boy). But I'd sta...87. Holiday Greetings 1987 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, hop...88. Holiday Greetings 1988 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive. Hello, this is "Weird A...89. Homer And Marge Homer and Marge. ---------------. Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge. Her heart was as big as his stomach was large. Oh yeah, they say love goes on. Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone...90. Hooked On Polkas [12th Street Rag/Euday L. Bowman]. You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please. [State of Shock/The Jacksons,Mick Jagger]. She look...91. Hummingbirds I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours. They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers. And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds. They always have to hum because t...92. I Can't Watch This I can't watch this. I can't watch this. I can't watch this. I can't watch this. My my my my TV makes me so bored. Makes me say, oh my lord. What is this garbage here?. Wanna cove...93. I Lost On Jeopardy Ohhhhhh. I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph. D. I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night. Art Fleming gave...94. I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, And vanilla just leaves me cold, There's just one flav...95. I Remember Larry Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door. Well, he always was the neighborhood clown. Like the time he pulled my pants off. and he took those color pictures. And posted copies all over town. Or t...96. I Think I'm A Clone Now Isn't it strange. Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror. What would people say. If only they knew that I was. Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan). Born to be a carbon co...97. I Want A New Duck I Want A New Duck. Woh oh. I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck. One with big webbed...98. I Was Only Kidding When I said that I'd be faithful. When I promised I'd be true. When I swore that I could never. Be with anyone but you. When I told you that I loved you. With those tender words I spoke. I w...99. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I don't care about your karma. I don't care about what's hip. No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do. I won't swim in your Jacuzzi. You can't make me settle down. I&ap...100. I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak. Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak. You just found out your toilet's overflowed. And your smoke detector's...101. I'll Sue Ya I sued Taco Bell. 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas. And I got fat!. I sued Panasonic. They never said I shouldn't use their microwave. To dry off my cat. Huh, I sued Earthlink. 'Cau...102. I'm Fat *The song title is simply "Fat" *. Your butt is wide, Well mine is too. Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you. the word is out, better treat me right. Cause I'm the king, if ce...103. I'm So Sick Of You You tell a joke and forget the punchline. Why you always wastin' my time?. Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me. You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty. I don't know too ma...104. If That Isn't Love Ooh yeah. Oh. I'm your shelter from the storm. You know I'll always have your back. I'll even let you warm your freezing hands. Inside my butt crack. I never get out my leaf blower when...105. Inactive I'm waking up in cheeto dust. My belly's covered with pizza crust. I'm using my inhaler now. I'm out of shape, fattening up. I'm sipping coke from a solo cup. Donut crumbs are...106. Isle Thing Met this fine young thing. At the local Circle K. We made a date for a half past eight. And I said, "What the hey?". So I journeyed to her crib. And I let myself inside. That chick was slouc...107. It's All About The Pentiums It's all about the Pentiums, baby. Uhh, uh-huh, yeah. Uhh, uh-huh, yeah. It's all about the Pentiums, baby. It's all about the Pentiums, baby. It's all about the Pentiums!. It&apos...108. It's Still Billy Joel To Me What's the matter with the songs he's singin'. Can't you tell that they're pretty lame. After listenin' to a couple albums. Well, they all start to sound the same. So he...109. Jackson Park Express Tuesday morning, 8: 15. I was riding to work on the. Jackson park express. Seemed like any other day. Then my whole world changed. In a way I never could have guessed. Cause she walked in. Took the se...110. Jerry Springer It's been, one week since we got to see, Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry. 5 days since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crackhoe. 3 days since we heard the...111. Jurassic Park I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long, they were cloning DNA. Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors, well, believe me, this has been one lousy day....112. Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion (telephone dialing). Just eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it. Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Hi. This is Al. But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al". "...113. King Of Suede There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need...114. Lame Claim To Fame One time I was in the checkout line. Behind steven seagal. Once I'm pretty sure mr. Jonah hill. Was in the very next bathroom stall. My best friend's brother. Well, he was an extra in wayne...115. Lasagna La-la-la-la-lasagna. You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico. Or a-maybe spaghetti. Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go. Mama mia bambino. Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you. 'Samatta yo...116. Laundry Day You gotta keep 'em separated. You like the latest fashions. You'd like to keep 'em clean. You take a trip every week to the laundromat. Throw a load in the washing machine. But if you d...117. Leisure Suit Serenade Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans. People say I look kinda odd. Well, I'm never accepted in the social set. 'Cause they say that I'm a clod. But once in a while, I go to my clo...118. Like A Surgeon I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two. I was last in the class, Barely passed at the institute. Now I'm tryin&apo...119. Livin' In The Fridge There's somethin' weird in the fridge today. I don't know what it is. Food I can't recognize. My roommate won't throw a thing away. I guess it's probably his. It looks li...120. Living With A Hernia "Living With a Hernia". written by 'Weird Al' Yankovic. Help me out! Dig!. All I do is grunt and groan. Hurts me to walk anywhere. Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones. He took my...121. Matter Of Crust Some bread, you can get bargain-priced. And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice. But you know it will go stale again. Always does, its just a question of when. I've lived long enough...122. Melanie Me-he-he-helanie. What can the problem be. Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie. Why won't you go out with me. She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building. I saw her in the sh...123. Midnight Star I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less, At the checkout counter at the local grocery store. I was only passin' by, But a paper caught my eye, And I learned a few things I...124. Mission Statement We must all efficiently. Operationalize our strategies. Invest in world-class technology. And leverage our core competencies. In order to holistically administrate. Exceptional synergy. We'll set...125. Mmmmmmm once their was this kid who. took a trip to singapore. and brought along his spray painting. when, he finally came back. he had, cane marks all over his bottom. he said that it was from. when the ward...126. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Beverly. Beverly Hillbillies. Huh, now lookie here people. Listen to my story. A little story 'bout a man named Jed. You know something?. That poor mountaineer. They say he barely kept his family...127. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital. I see him most every day. And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung. This is what I hear him say. (deep breathing). Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend....128. Mr. Popeil I need a Vegematic!. I need a Pocket Fisherman!. I need a handy appliance. That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!. (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel...129. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more. Ever since she saw his poster in that record store. She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy. She thinks he's so darn dysfunctiona...130. My Bologna Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bologna. Never gonna stop, Eat it up. Such a tas...131. My Own Eyes I saw a baby drive a truck. I saw a junkie eat a tuba. I saw a stripper kiss a duck. Behind a dumpster in aruba. I saw this fat, psychotic guy. His underwear was made of crickets. He pawned a skeleton...132. Nasty Gimme a beat! Sittin' in the movie show, thinkin' nasty thoughts, huh. Better be a gentlemen or you turn me off, huh. That's right, a-let me tell it. Nasty. Nasty boys, don't mean...133. Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you. The most horrifying film that hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop. and he hacks up two or three in each scene. Plee...134. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Well, I stare at myself in the mirror. When I wake up every morn. And I marvel at how great I've been. Since the day that I was born. I've made so many albums. I've run out of things to...135. Nobody Here But Us Frogs Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues. From my elbow down to my shoes. So let's throw another fire on the logs. Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine. With genuine Columbian lima...136. Now That's What I Call Polka! [Wrecking Ball:]. We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain. We jumped never asking why. We kissed, I fell under your spell. A love no one could deny. Don't you ever say I just walked away. I will...137. Ode to a Superhero Peter Parker was pitiful. Couldn't have been any shyer. Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him. Even if his hair was on fire. But then one day he went to that science lab. That mutated spider c...138. One More Minute Well, I heard that you're leavin', Gonna leave me far behind, 'Cause you found a brand new lover, You decided that I'm not your kind, So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex, And I...139. One Of Those Days Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted. The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted. 'Cause it's just one of those days. It's just one of those days. I lost one of m...140. Pacman (one, two, thray, four). (one, two [nasal hocking sound]). I used to be a pinball freak. That's where you'd find me every week. But now it's Pacman. Yeah it's the Pacman. I love to...141. Pancreas Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh. Oooooh. I'm always thinkin' 'bout it. I don't know what I'd do without it. I love, I really love. My pancr...142. Party at the Leper Colony Finger food and an ice cold keg. It won't cost you an arm and a leg. Dance all night to a rotten band. Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand. Saturday night, it's the place to be....143. Party In The CIA I moved out to Langley recently. With a plain and simple dream. Wanna infiltrate some Third World place. And topple their regime. Those men in black with their matching suitcases. Where everything&apo...144. Perform This Way My mama told me when I was hatched. Act like a superstar. Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress. And someday you will go far. Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss. The press follows every...145. Peter And The Wolf Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably?. Are you!?. Good, then let's begin. Each character is represented by a d...146. Phony Calls Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening. And you're stuck inside the house all alone. That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone. Dial a random number up on your teleph...147. Pigeons Pigeons are such reprehensible things. Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings. They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing. Which some find distasteful and some quite alar...148. Polka Party! You could have a big dipper. Going up and down around the bends. You could have a bumper car bumping. This amusement never ends. I wanna be your sledgehammer. Why don't you call my name. Let me b...149. Polka Patterns Everywhere, I see them there. I stop and stare at patterns. I don't care, I must declare. I've got a flair for patterns. On my hair, the clothes I wear. My savoir faire is patterns. All I se...150. Polka Power! Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want. (So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want). I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want. (So tell us what ya want,...151. Polka Your Eyes Out [Cradle of Love/Billy Idol]. Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love. Yes, the cradle of love. Don't rock easy, it's true. Rock the cradle of love. I rocked the cradle of love. Yes,...152. Polkamon krabby, snubble, venonat, mankey, chansey and zubat. slowking, ditto, butterfree, lugia and caterpie. oddish, poliwag, goldeen, elekid and nidoqueen. victreebell and magneton - everybody polkamon. aer...153. Polkarama! Let's get it started (ha). let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha). let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha). Let's get it started in here....154. Polkas On 45 They tell us that we lost our tails. Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are we not men, D E V O. Smoke on the water. And fire in the...155. Poodle The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast. In pastures you might find it grazing. It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least. It's antlers are simply amazing. Sometimes it will bury its head i...156. Pretty Fly (For A Rabi) (Original: The Offspring - Pretty Fly). Veren zol fun dir a blintsa. (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey. (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey. (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey....157. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Veren zol fun dir a blintsa. (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey. (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey. (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey. And all the goyim say I'm pretty f...158. Ricky Hey Lucy, I'm home!. Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky!. Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Lucy!...159. Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he wor...160. School Cafeteria Is it on? Okay. 1, 2. 1, 2, 5, 6. Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria, It's got all the others beat. It sells over four million burgers a year. Just think, that's almost two pou...161. School Cafeteria - Version 1 Is it on? Okay. 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6. Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria. It's got all the others beat. It sells over four million burgers a year. Just think, that's almost two poun...162. School Cafeteria - Version 2 Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria. It's got all the others beat. It sells over four million burgers a year. Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat. My ice cream sand...163. Shark The Shark is not a friendly fish. That fact it's always proving. It seems this creatures' favorite dish is. Anything that's moving. He'll chew your face off in a flash. Or cheat yo...164. She Drives Like Crazy She Drives Like Crazy. Where'd you learn how to steer. You do eighty in second gear. When you drive, I can't relax. Got your license from Cracker Jacks. You just hit another tree. These fend...165. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime When we first met she seemed perfectly normal. I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard. You see, my baby, she started to change. Started lookin' kinda strange. Wearin' all that white...166. Since You've Been Gone - Live Since you've been gone. Well I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil. Since you been gone. It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil. Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my...167. Skipper Dan I starred in every high school play. Blew every drama teacher away. I graduated first in my class at Juilliard. Took every acting workshop I could. And I dreamed of Hollywood. While I read my Uta Hage...168. Slime Creatures From Outer Space Things just haven't been the same. Since the flying saucer came. Now the aliens are on the loose. Well, we tried to hold 'em back. Tried to ward off their attack. But our atom bombs were jus...169. Smells Like Nirvana What is this song all about?. Can't figure any lyrics out. How do the words to it go?. I wish you'd tell me, I don't know. Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no. Don&...170. Snack All Night I'm never satisfied with three meals a day. While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away. Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light. Right, yeah, if no one&a...171. Snails I've learned a few things in my life about snails. They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails. It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder. And French people like 'em...172. Spam (lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic, Parody of "Stand" by R. E. M. ). Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork). Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)...173. Spatula City Announcer: There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs. Random Voice #1: Spatula City. Random Voice #2: Spatula City. Announcer:. A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion....174. Sports Song Your sports team is vastly inferior. That simple fact is plainly obvious to see. We're gonna kick your collective posterior. Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively. Our stats are...175. Spy Hard (james Bond Parody) A man of intrigue. He lives for the thrill. Always have places to go, And people to kill. Danger is the game he plays. And he holds every kind. 'Cause if you wanna win, You gotta Spy Hard. A man...176. Stop Draggin' My Car Around Had to park my car for just five minutes. I had to go inside to use the phone. When I came back again my car was gone. Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone. What a bummer, I was so brought d...177. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams. Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means. First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear. Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air...178. Such A Groovy Guy I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight. I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night. And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight. It makes me wanna kneel down...179. Syndicated Inc. My whole family. Loves "Three's Company". See the reruns constantly. There on my TV. Syndicated Incorporated. Well, I know what's on the tube. I know just what too see. Got my TV G...180. Tacky It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid. I instagram every meal I've had. All my used liquor bottles are on display. We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay. (because I'm t...181. Taco Grande Taco. grande. Taco. grande. Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado. Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno. Y el chile relleno. You see, I just gotta hav...182. Take Me Down Someday I'm gonna pack up. And then I'm goin' back up. To that place where sentimental feelings arouse. Where the grass is so green. And the air is so clean. That when the wind is right...183. Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food. This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya. Hope you like it. I don't know why. You feed me so bad. Think of...184. Talk Soup I dated Siamese twins. I slept with Bigfoot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse. Put me on Donahue. 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it. Right Now. My dog's a narcoleptic. My mom's a circus...185. That Boy could Dance We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek. He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak. He never used to hang around with the guys. He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the f...186. The Alternative Polka Soy un perdedor!. I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me?. (everybody). Soy un perdedor!. I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me?. Hey!. I am I am I am. I said I wanna ge...187. The Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell If a certain portion of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Nature Trail To Hell from his "In 3-D" album was played in reverse, a message could be heard. The Message is : "Satan e...188. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming. After working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing. So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table. I said,...189. The Brady Bunch You can watch Mister Rogers, You can watch Three's Company, And you can turn on Fame, Or the Newlywed Game, Or the Addams Family. Say, you can watch Barney Miller, And you can watch your MTV, And...190. The Check's In The Mail Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink. Boy it's good to see you, what can I say?. Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again. Say, what was your name anyway?. Well we'r...191. The Hot Rocks Polka If I could stick my hand in my heart. Spill it all over the stage. Would it satisfy you. Would it slide on by you. Would you think the boy is strange. Ain't it stra-a-ange. If I could win. If I c...192. The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys. For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys. When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death. Had a rifle in his hands...193. The Plumbing Song (Announcer: "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week?"). Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand. But plumbing's one thing I don't unde...194. The Saga Begins A long, long time ago. In a galaxy far away. Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn. Could talk the Federation in-. To maybe cutting them a little slack. But their response, it d...195. The Weird Al Show Theme Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al. And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal. But the sanitation workers really didn't approve. So he packed up his accordion and had to move. To a...196. The White Stuff The white stuff, The white stuff. The first one was a sweet one. Second one was a blast. Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast. You can see 'em in my teeth. Tell it when I talk....197. Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he’...198. This Is The LIfe I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say?. This is the life!. I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm...199. This Song Is Just 6 Words Long This song is just 6 words long. This song is just 6 words long. This song is just 6 words long. This song is just 6 words long. Couldnt think of any lyrics. No I never wrote the lyrics. So I'll j...200. Toothless People They only show you their gums when they smile. Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile. Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce. They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss. Hey, st...201. Traffic Jam Carbon monoxide. Making me choke. No A. C. And the radio's broke. Cars backed up. Far as you can see. Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity. Oh, and just in case you're won...202. Trapped In The Drive-thru Seven o'clock in the evening. Watchin somethin' stupid on tv. I'm zoned out on the sofa. When my wife comes in the room and sees me. She says "is this 'behind the music'....203. Trash Day Note: "****" means sounds of throwing up or spit. It's rotten. So rotten here. So rotten. Oh. It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay. Even t...204. Trigger Happy Trigger Happy, trigger happy. Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right. Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night. There's no feeling any greater. Than to sho...205. Truck Drivin' Song I'm drivin' a truck. Drivin' a big ol' truck. Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck. Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn. Drivin' a truck wit...206. Twister Yeah. Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one. It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister). Yeah, all the girls and homeboys. Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!). Spin the sp...207. UHF Put down your remote control. Throw out your TV Guide. Put away your jacket. There's no need to go outside. Don't you know that we control the horizontal. We control the verticle, too. We go...208. Velvet Elvis My life, it used to be incomplete. ‘Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet. My life it won't be the same again. Now I'm proud to say the king lives on...209. Virus Alert! Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please. We wanna give you a warning. 'Cause I found out this morning. About a dangerous, insidious computer virus. If you should get it, an email w...210. Vulture The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke. He hangs around waiting for something to croak. And then picks the carcass right down to the bone. Reminds me of one or two lawyers I've known...211. Waffle King It took a lifetime, but I finally found. The perfect waffle recipe. You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town. One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agre...212. Wanna B Ur Lovr I don't have a library card. But do you mind if I check you out?. I like your skeletal structure, baby. You're an ectomorph, no doubt. Your face is real symmetrical. And your nostils are so...213. We Got The Beef Had ourselves a little barbeque. Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too. Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew. So what did you bring. We got the beef. We got the beef. We got the beef. Yeah, we got...214. Weasel Stomping Day Faces filled with joy and cheer. What a magical time of year. Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day. Put your Viking helmet on. Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn. Don't you know it's Weas...215. Weenie In A Bottle It feels like I've been alone too long. With no girls around, my mind was wondering. Thinking of some way to release it. I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco oil. And that's when my bloo...216. Whatever You Like Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet, but I'm still gonna treat you right. I said you can have whatever you like (if you like). I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)....217. When I Was Your Age Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight. You kids today ain't never had it rough. Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate. You lazy brats think nothing's good enough....218. White & Nerdy They see me mowin'. My front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Can't you s...219. Whole Lotta Lunch Wanna whole lotta lunch!. Wanna whole lotta lunch!. Wanna whole lotta lunch!. Wanna whole lotta lunch!. Way down inside!. Woman, you need. LUNCH!...220. Why Does This Always Happen to Me I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report. About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru. There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive. On the Ri...221. Won't Eat Prunes Again It was just the other day. When we to Joe's Cafe. Just to order up a couple steaks to eat. But we noticed something wrong. All the Worcestershire was gone. But the waitress brought a different ki...222. Word Crimes Everybody shut up!. Everyone listen up!. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. If you can't write in the proper way. If you don't know how to conjugate. Maybe you flunked that class....223. Yoda Chant da din din da. da din din da. na tin tin na. da din din da. da din din da. da din din da. na tin tin na. da din din da. dit dit da. terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut. teeta guddygayna da. terrigada dit...224. You Don't Love Me Anymore We´ve been together for so very long. But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?. Seems you don't want me around. The passion is gone and the flame's died down. I guess...225. You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers. You don't use Ban Roll On. Please don't come near me anymore. I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill. I remember when. You used to smell ha...226. You Make Me You make me wanna slam my head against the wall. You make me do the limbo. You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall. You make me watch the Gong Show. There's really something kinda strange abo...227. You're Pitiful You're Pitiful. --------------. (Parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt). My life is brilliant. [What, was I too early -. Oh, sorry, should I -. Do you want to start over, or...228. Young, Dumb And Ugly We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes. Most of our brain cells are gone. We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad. Or we just might toilet paper your lawn. We got a reputation &ap...229. Your Horoscope For Today Aquarius. There's travel in your future. when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life. by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day. Pisces. Try t...
