[Chorus:]. 16 Hoes (Tasha, Tameka). 16 Hoes (Karoline and Kisha). 16 Hoes (LaShonda, Shaquita). 16 Hoes (Jane and Jelesa). 16 Hoes (Mandy and Mindy). 16 Hoes (Amy and Cindy). 16 Hoes (Selena, Martina)...
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1. 16 Hoes 2. 2 Bitches Pimp niggas don't pay a dime. I'm fuckin 2 bitches at the same time. Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme. I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find". I took 2 bitches to a hote...3. A Pimp's Theme Music I'm your pimp!. [Too $hort]. Yeah, $hort Dawg in the house. (I wear my hat to the siiiiiiide, and I walk with a limp). It's the mixtape baby. Pimpin' Incorporated (I'm your pimp)....4. Ain't No Bitches Chorus:. Aint no bitches like the ones I got. All top notches gotta stay on top. Party all night and we make a lot. Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitch. Aint no bitches like the ones I got. When...5. Ain't Nothin But A Word To Me [Too $hort]. Now take my bitch. She won't complain about shit. Becuase, she's my hoe. She don't belong to a trick. So when you fuck her, and give her all your cash. I get paid, or put m...6. Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll. Mother fucking shit god damn asshole. Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit. Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch. My diamonds and the Lex s...7. Analyze The Game Why. why she hoein man?. Why's she hoein, you ain't knowin? Oh you know why. Why is she prostitutin her body. BEITCH!. [Chorus: Too $hort]. Analyze the game and tell me why; cause pimpin w...8. Anything Is Possible [Too $hort]. Album number 12. Short Dogg still in the house. I ain't going back into retirement. Life is. Anything is possible try hard. It ain't logical fuck an obstical bitch. How can I ma...9. Baby D *(Too $hort talking). Eh yo Baby D, get yo lil ass over here on tha mic man, an show these. other lil niggaz, they can't fuck wit the Dangerous Crew man, spit that. shit, fo' $hort Dog. Vers...10. Back Back [12 seconds of background conversation to start]. [Too $hort]. We got a new dance (ay let's see it). It's called the Back Back (let's see it). Let's do it baby. Back Back (back bac...11. Bad Ways Ha-ha-ha it's goin down like this ma-fucka!!. Studd:. Is the shit gone ever change, cause I be caught up in the middle of it, Click my pistol, and then in his fuckin throat I shoved it. Give me y...12. Baller [David:] Ha hahaha! I ain't gotta say much. $hort, YEAH!. [$hort:] So you wanna be a baller?. [David:] David Banner~! Big Face. [$hort:] You wanna get paid?. [Too $hort:]. You gotta keep tryin,...13. Be My Dirty Lover [singer croons "be my. dirty love" 2X while Short spits]. Ain't nuttin changed. Short Dawg. Sheezee. sheezee. [singer croons "be my. (be my) dirty love (dirty love)" x2]....14. Bitch (remix) (feat. E-40 and 50 Cent) [Chorus 1: Too $hort (50 Cent)]. Nigga don't act like a BITCH! (haha!). That's why I never love a BITCH! (yeah!). 50 Cent, Too $hort and E-40 say BITCH! (Remix!). She sucked me off, don&apos...15. Blow Job Betty Right about now in the place to be. Too $hort baby. Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin Dangerous Crew bitch. with that old school. Too $hort baby, I'm so hard. Pimpin' these hoes...16. Blow The Whistle I go on and on. Can't understand how I last so long. I must have super powers. Rap 225 thousand hours. Get it calculated do the math. I made 1,000 songs that made you move your ass. And for the l...17. Blowjob Betty Right about now in the place to be. Too Short baby. Gettin real funky. with the motherfuckin dangerous crew bitch. Too Short baby, I'm so hard. Pimpin these hos on the boulevard. But I'm not...18. Broke Bitch Whassup baby?. Damn like that? Can't even speak?. I ain't tryin to fuck, just tryin to holla, say whassup. Let me ask you somethin baby. Is that a wig or a weave?. What you see is what you g...19. Burn Rubber Inside beotch. Yeah you know about that, real players. The real ones. [Verse One]. I burn rubber on you quick as hell. You need some toilet paper, don't shit on yourself. When you see me rollin i...20. Burn Rubber Pt. 2 [Too $hort:]. Put the pedal to the metal, go. Let's ride this motherfucker. Let's go! The fuck up outta here. Man I kill a car. When I take off I peel out hard. I drive like a maniac. Keep...21. Buy U Some 2 Pimpin' Incorporated, woo!. [E Dub] Erick Sermon. Too $hort. [$hort] Wassup player? We got the young homey from Decatur, Georgia. [E Dub] Young Lloyd. [Lloyd] A-Town. [E Dub] Woooo! Word is bond...22. Buy You Some Verse One: Erick Sermon. Whoo! Ah ah, ayahh, ahh ahh ahh. And you don't stop, ahh ahh, word is bond, word is bond. Now introducing the sound from the ghetto. E Double and Too $hort, what the fuck...23. Cali-o Too $hort feat. Singin' , E-40 , B-Legit & Ant Banks. [Singin']. This hit aint no joke, Oh no. Dont ya know, Dont ya know. Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah. This hit aint no joke, This here...24. California Girls Man, I need to get me one of those. long hair half braids, california girls. [Chorus]. California girls (I cant forget about the). Middwest ladies, down south East coast. All around the world. Every c...25. Call Her A Bitch [Too $hort:]. One thing's for sure. You will get called a bitch. bitch. So motherfuckin' fast - bitch. Short Dog's in the house. beotch!. What's up bitch, you the cut up bitch. F...26. Call It Gangster [Petey Pablo]. I was so glad, when they said unto me. Let us go into the house, of the gangsters. [Chorus: Petey Pablo]. If you don't call this gangster, I don't know what a gangster is. If...27. Call Me ft. Lil' Kim. [KIM:] Hello?. [SHORT:] It's Too Short baby wassup. [KIM:] hhmmm mmmm, you tell me. [SHORT:] Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get with you. [KIM:]...28. Call Me Daddy [Too $hort]. Yeah baby you know whassup. Tryin to get this money girl. I'ma take you out to Las Vegas, put you to work. Show you how to get this real money, youknowhatI'msayin?. [Chorus x2:...29. Can I Get A Bitch [Ant Banks]. Its been a long time kickin this and everybody knows it. Oaktown still in the house, but I suppose its. Time for some more shit. So yo peep the flow bitch and I'll be. the motherfuck...30. Can I Hit It She's a BEITCH! Say what, bitch? Don't get it twisted. Sup with that little crazy man - it is what it is. Yeah, yeah - tryin to get with that mayne. [Too $hort]. You call that a dance?. Look...31. Can't Stay Away [Intro:]. Yeah thats right baby. You rolling to the sounds of Too $hort. Album #11 (Just Can't Stay Away). You knew I couldn't stay away (can't stay away). Dedicated to the funk baby. T...32. Can't Stay Away (outro) [singing]. I can't stay away. I can't stay away. I can't stay away. I can't stay away. I, just can't stay away - I can't stay away. I, just can't stay away - I can&a...33. Candy Paint [Too Short]. You know we ridin', yeah we ridin'. I got my nigga MC Breed in the house. Big Baller, what you ridin' boy, what you ridin'. [Hook]. I got some candy paints sittin&apos...34. Chase The Cat [Too $hort]. Why. Why. I'm a junkie, lookin through my book. I can't be cured, I know I'm hooked. I gotta get out the house, I'm so hard. Chasin that cat all over the yard. But why...35. Choosin [Jazze Pha]. Ladies and gentlemen (Whoa). I'd like to introduce y'all. To somebody you already know. A Mac, A Man. $hort Dizzle. [Chorus]. Short enough to get chose tonight. Ridin' my l...36. City Of Dope City of Dope, I call it Oak. Can't be broke, selling coke. Fat ropes, shattered hopes. Fresh cars and all that dope. Baseheads keep the trade alive. Nobody know about a 9 to 5. Everybody's j...37. Cocktails These are the tales, the freaky tales. these are the tales, that i tell so well. you dont like my dirty raps. you can go to hell. short doggs on the mic. tellin cocktails. H-E-A-D, All you washed up h...38. Cocktales H-E-A-D. All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P. You're just a big freak, you better not complain. When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name. If you a fake bitch, ain't no t...39. Cocktales (radio Edit) [Intro:]. Cause these are the tales, the Freaky Tales. These are the Tales that I cherrish so well. You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to hell. Cause Short Dog's on the mic spittin Cock...40. Coke Dealers [VERSE 1]. Now. I come from the Oakland town. Task force roll and rock, cold cracked down. Young brothers my age making dollars so long. Drive a brand new Benz with a cellular phone. See him draped i...41. Coming Up $hort INTRO. (Bitch!). Bitches keep comin up $hort. Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort. (Bitch!). Too $hort,Too $hort. REPEAT. Now fuck around and get a 5 finger hand PRINT straight across your face. to make s...42. Cootie Cootie Coo [Chorus: E-40 + some girl]. [E-40] I need some cootie cootie coo!. [girl] I need a player just like you. [E-40] I need some cootie cootie coo!. [girl] I need a hustler just like you. [E-40] I need som...43. Cusswords So you motherfuckers thought I was gonna change my style?. - So what are you saying Todd?. To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shit. Here's another rap that I'm ready to spit. It goes lik...44. Dead Or Alive I heard there was a rumor Too $hort was dead. Walked in the house and got shot in the head. I know you don't believe it, if you do you're wrong. How can I die and rock it all night long?. I&...45. Domestic Violence [E-40]. It be her friends nigga that's who. It be your bitch friends nigga they be. Nigga they be all up in your mix nigga. I don't even, ay nigga she don't love you nigga. She just use...46. Don't Act Like That [Lady humming]. Why you wanna treat me. [Lady humming]. [Too $hort]. I was raised to cope with life. Make my own choices and hope I'm right. It's uphill all the way for me. I ain't goin...47. Don't Even Stop [$hort]. I'm the young emcee that don't rap too long. Everytime I spit a rap is a brand new song. Always coming that fresh is so cold. You wouldn't have time to look at my world. Cuz yo...48. Don't Ever Give Up [Too $hort]. Yeah you know, we always tryin to get this money, that's what we do. It ain't easy. but I'm tellin you, it ain't hard either. All you gotta do is keep hustlin man, do...49. Don't Fight The Feeling featuring Rappin 4-Tay. Too Short:. Say hoe. yeah you. Can I ask you a question. You like to fuck?. Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that. Will you like to make love?. I saw you walking...50. Don't Fight The Intro Say, hoe. yeah! you. Can I ask you a question?. Can you get in where you fit in, bitch?. Get mad if you want, I won’t front. Cause I got a new tape and it's full of bumps. So roll you raps...51. Don't Fuck For Free -Yeah, you know. -We in the house. -This the last motherfuckin song we gone do on this album ya'll. -Ain't no need in wasting the beat, shit funky than a motherfucker. -We gone spit that gam...52. Don't Hate The Player [Too $hort]. Don't hate the player nigga, hate the game [x3]. But what if you ain't no player?. Everybody talkin bout they gettin hated. All these lies is bout who they been datin. If you ne...53. Don't Stop Rappin' Don't stop. Don't stop that rap. Too short. And I don't stop rappin'. Just don't stop. Too short. I don't stop rappin'. Don't stop that rap. Well I'm sir t...54. Don't Trust Her [Badwayz]. Yeah, don't trust her. Don't trust yo' nigga. Yeah, uhh. Now do you love your bitch or do you trust your bitch?. Now do you love your nigga or do you trust your nigga? Yeah....55. Dope Fiend Beat Bitch, funky fresh from Oakland, California. Dangerous Music and it don't stop to the beat, baby. Bitches on my mind. I can't hold back, now's the time. All you loud-mouth bitches talk...56. Everytime [$hort]. From the day we met up until we met right now. If I wanted that girl I always knew how. To fight her get her and tear her apart. Getting everything I wanted all I want. Everytime I see her it...57. F.u.c.k.y.o.u [Chorus - X2]. (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too. (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too. (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too. Nigga F. U. C. K. Y. O. U. [Too ]. You finna get yo' ass whooped bitch. You bout to ge...58. Female Funk [$hort]. Short there baby what's that axe. I never saw a girl that could finish that. I said you look so high and your hair so long. When I see you baby I'm gonna sing this song. Crawl [scra...59. Female Players [woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun. [woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung. Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah. [woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun. [woman] Get &...60. Fire [Erick Sermon]. Where my money at ho. Where my money at yo. Get my money 'fore I whip. Forget your big fat ass. We going off baby. We don't mess around cuz I'm nautious baby. You know I...61. First Date [Intro - 50 Cent]. Just one night, two night. It could be three of us. Yeh yeh yeh. Girl, we could get it on. (Where ya' girlfriend). Girl, we can have a ball. (Bring ya' girlfriend). Life&a...62. Freaky Tales These are the tales, the freaky tales. The tales that I tell so well. I met this girl, her name was Joan. She loved the way I rocked the microphone. When I met Joan, I took her home. She was just like...63. From Here To New York How many rhymes does it take to reach from here to New York. [$hort]. From here to New York. Everybody's talking about sir Too $hort. And its all night good cuz some talk back. Sucker emcees wann...64. Fuck My Car Let's go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin. I know it's my car bitch, you ain't trippin. It's your favorite color, on a lovely day. You let me reach right over, and rub on your leg....65. G-2000 What y'all know about this shit man, okay. Yeah (niggaz desperate to be) nationwide baby. (But don't really know what it means to be). A new millenium (a real true G). Niggaz say, there&apos...66. Game [Intro]. [guy toking and coughing up]. [$hort] Freddy B!. [Fred B] Wuz up $hort?. [$hort] Ai, y'know they been waitin on this ol' school game. Let's bring that game back!. [Fred B] Like...67. Gangstas Strippers I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked. I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked. I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked. I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked. From the weed house stra...68. Gangsters & Strippers I got to get a bitch and get my dick sucked [x4]. From the weed house. Straight to the strip club. Got to get a bitch and get my dick sucked. I pull heat from the hip braw???. All I fuck with is gangs...69. Get In Where You Fit In What happened to that other rapper y'all used to fuck with?. Man, we ain't fucking with that fake motherfucker MC Uh, Whatever. that motherfucker name is, man we got a real crew, we got. mot...70. Get It [Verse One]. I think you got it baby, you so erotic baby. That freaky shit you doin, don't stop it baby. I like your style girl, you kinda wild girl. When you hit that stage and turn 'em out...71. Get Off The Stage [Too ]. I'm tryin' to do a show, I don't even know. Most of these niggaz, I came with some hoes. Hell nah they don't know me, askin' is he with us. Back in the day groupies wa...72. Get The Cheese [Too $hort] It's payday!. [$ + Roger] Get, that, cheese!. [Roger Jr. ] [vocoder sounds] We gotta. [$ + Roger] Get, that, cheese!. [Roger Jr. ] [vocoder sounds] We gotta. [$ + Roger] Get, that, ch...73. Get Ya Money You gon' be a star baby, no doubt about it. They love you - listen to 'em, look at 'em. They want yo' fine ass girl. I like the way you do that dance baby. I'ma show you how t...74. Gettin' It That's right, album number ten, Short Dawg's in the house. It's gettin close to the end y'all. But we gonna kick it like this on the last album. [Verse One: Too $hort]. Now let me...75. Gettin' Some Gettin' Some Head. Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell. [Chorus]. I was gettin some head. Gettin, gettin some head. I was gettin some head. Gettin, gettin some head. I was gettin so...76. Girl Girl, Girl, Girl. That's your life. Girl. Smoking that glass pipe. I come from the city of dope. It couldn't be saved by John the Pope. Coz the base head lyric sees the light. Two fat raps t...77. Givin Up The Funk [MC Breed:]. -Hell yeah. -We got Ant Banks in the house, Peewee in the house, Goldie in the house. -And we damn sure got Short Dawg in the house. -And I am the forever lastin Breed hahaha. [Chorus: x2...78. Good Life Yeah, we balling baby. (As we proceed to give you what we need) thats right. Oh you dont know, we gonna tell you how it is. [Chorus:]. When you living the good life, good life. Everything is tight, mo...79. Gotta Get Some Lovin [Chorus:]. Gotta get some lovin' [repeated]. [Too $hort:]. Gotta get me some pussy. Biotch. What's really goin' on?. Yeah, $hort Dog's in the house. Funky Fresh, Biotch. I seen you...80. Hard On A Bitch "Something like this". [x2] "Pimpin ain't. pimpin ain't dead. ". [background scratch: "Hard on a bitch"]. [Too $hort]. I'm so hard on a bitch nigga. I mea...81. Hard On The Boulevard Sunshine, convertable tops. You call 'em rags, we call 'em drops. You ride black walls, we ride Vogues. You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes. You say I'm fake, I say you're smoking....82. Here We Go [Chorus: Jermaine Dupri]. We talk shit, cause we are the shit. Never looked back since we started it. When ya'll want heat we provide it, ride it. 'Til the wheels fall of, shaking 'em a...83. Hey, Let's Go [Intro: Too $hort (& Cutty)]. Nasty bee-yatch (let's go niggaz don't know what to deal a hoe). You just a tramp hoe. [Chorus: Cutty Cartel]. No I don't like calamari and no I don&ap...84. Hobo Hoeing [Too $hort]. Daaaamn!. Can't believe these hoes out here givin away the pussy for the low-low. Shit! Bitches fuckin everythang, everybody, everyday. Damn girl! Better get you some management. All...85. Hoes You see some people like to play the dating game. Meet a new freak and ask "What's your name?". Wine and dine and waste all that time. Spending money on a hoe cause you think she's...86. Hoochie [INTRO]. Yeah, you know, it's like, ehm - I rap. I got two platinum albums. I do a lotta concerts all over the place. I seen the groupies. They do whatever you say. When you want it, how you want...87. How Does It Feel? [Chorus: D' Wayne Wiggins]. How does it feel when ya livin like that, and ya pockets are fat?. Cuz you're a playa, and you're pimpin hoes. So tell me how does it feel when ya money aint...88. I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I've been a dog ever since I was young. I saw The Mack and got all so sprung. I couldn't help it, I had to be just like that. With a stable of hoes and my pockets fat. But don't trip, I...89. I Ain't Trippin I was told not long ago. Too $hort don't stop that rap!’. Now everytime I grab the mic. I rock you just like that. 8 years ago when I started to rap. I use to sell tapes everywhere. It was...90. I Ain't Trippin' I was told not long ago. Too $hort don't stop that rap! '. Now everytime I grab the mic. I rock you just like that. 8 Years ago when I started to rap. I use to sell tapes everywhere. It was...91. I Don't Stop Rappin Don't stop. Don't stop that rap. Too Short. And i don't stop rappin'. Just don't stop. Too Short. I don't stop rappin'. Don't stop that rap. Well I'm Sir T...92. I Don't Stop Rappin' Don't stop. Don't stop that rap. Too short. And I don't stop rappin'. Just don't stop. Too short. I don't stop rappin'. Don't stop that rap. Well I'm sir t...93. I Know You Love Her Yo. Was on your mind?. Can't stop thinkin about that tramp. All day, dreamin about havin sex with da bieatchhhhh. Quit cho girlfriend for a slut. I know you love dat tramp. [Verse 1: Too $hort]....94. I Luv I love (I love). I love it (I love it baby). Love this (I love it, love it). Love, ooooohh!. Love this (I love it girl). Love (Oh you really want it girl?). Love (I love this shit). Love this (Be-atch...95. I Must Confess [Hook:]. Girl I must confess, your love is the best, Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in you. Girl I must confess, cause your love is the best, All we wanna do is put this up in you. [Verse 1:]....96. I Need A Freak In these times, of hate and pain. We need a remedy, to take us from the reign. Jealousy, a little greed. I've been thinking, of what I need. I need a freak, to hold me tight. I need a freak, ever...97. I Wanna do It [Chorus: Too $hort]. I wanna do it [x4]. [Too $hort]. She wanna do it like that, I love the way she do me. with that pretty-ass face and that big fat booty. Got me horny, I wanna have sex wit'chu...98. I Wanna Pimp You Hoe [Too $hort]. I wanna pimp you hoe (pimp you hoe). I'm the only pimp you know (that pimp you know). Make that money when you go (make that money hoe). I just wanna spend yo' dough (spend yo&a...99. I Want That It's nothin baby. You can have that shit. If that's what you want. All you gotta do is put your hustle down girl. Choose on some real pimpin you know?. You can have that shit if you want it...100. I Want To Be Free (that's The Truth) You think Oakland California is a city of punks. It only takes a second, to pop the trunk. And just like that you know it's real. You're in the right damn town to get killed. It's all a...101. I Want You Girl [Chorus: Too $hort]. I want yo' girl, she's so damn fine. She's sexier and looks way better than mine. I want yo' girl, she wants me too. And if you don't, let her go, I'...102. I Want Your Girl [Chorus: Too ]. I want yo' girl, she's so damn fine. She's sexier and looks way better than mine. I want yo' girl, she wants me too. And if you don't, let her go, I'll ta...103. I'm A Pimp [50 Cent]. Nigga I need money to maintain, hustlin ain't a game. Nigga that go 'gainst the grain, gon' get to' out the frame. TV's in the Range, I'm into nice thangs. I s...104. I'm A Player (I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass). (I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass). You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen, I ain' with no...105. I'm Pimpin [sample in background: "Sir Too $hort"]. [Too $hort]. Ay. bitch! . My ho got the money for me. I told her meet me at the spot, cause I wanted to see. How much she got from the tricks today....106. I'm Wit It [The Game]. Uhh. Hey yo $hort, they ain't ready for this one nigga. Yeah. Whatever you want I got it, ammos, cars and chips. Yards of sniff, flood the boulevard with bricks. Hard or soft, raw get...107. In The Oaktown [Verse 1:]. You hear me talking you know I'm from the O-A-K. I tell it like it is and that's the only way. I'm the M the A the C the K I write my rhymes everyday. Now all you one-rap ra...108. In The Studio [Quint Black]. Sixteen hoes, sixteen cars. Sixteen stars, rappin over sixteen bars. You ain't never seen big rocks before. Sabotage the show make 'em change the flow. Cash don't make it...109. In The Trunk It's on. Where they at, where they at, where they at. I sold tapes every day me and Freddy B. Been famous since 1983. Give me ten dollars, and you straight get blessed. A rap all about you called...110. Intro: Shorty The Pimp Standin on the corner, in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangsta Cadillac. He can steal broads nine man, three or fo' minutes. It's not how long you talk bruh, it's what...111. Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches [Too Short]. Baby, check this out. Yea you. I wanna ask you a question. Where is yo ass?. Babby, what happened?. A nigga like me I know what's up. I want a nasty bitch with alotta butt. If I can&...112. Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon Remix) Yeah that's right. We gonna flash back. To 1983. I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game. Before most of you niggas even started rappin'. 1983, Too $hort. Word for w...113. It Ain't Over [Too ]. You want me to say I do?. I L-O-V-E Y-O-U. You love me don't you, now it's true. The opposite, that's how I do. Relationships, they come and go. Next thing you know she's o...114. It Don't Stop Funky fresh on the muthafuckin microphone. Bitch. And it don't stop. To the beat, baby. Oakland, California is in the house. Bitch. [VERSE 1]. I tell you, nobody does it better than Too $hort. I...115. It's A Cold Day (the Funk Wit U Mix) [George Clinton:]. [chorus]. And it's a cold cold cold cold day. for a player. dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit. I want to hold yah. dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit. I want to hold yah. dit di...116. It's All Good "Man, this bitch blowing my beeper up". [Too $hort]. Ready to put a hole up in one of these bitches, man. Sup? Guess you wondered where I was at. When you beeped me last night and I didn&apo...117. It's Alright [Too Short:]. I love things about you (it's alright) you got it going on. I'm not in love and this is not a love song, but you've been down for so long. You should never be wrong, I kno...118. It's Time To Go [Too $hort:]. The lights are on, the club is closed. You don't wanna leave 'cause you love the hoes. Somethin' ain't right, you doin' bad tonight. You'll be all alone if...119. It's Your Life [Too $hort]. It's your life, don't be stupid dope. [P-Funk sample]. cause when you waste it. It's your life, don't don't be stupid dope. [P-Funk sample]. cause when you waste...120. Just Another Day I woke up one day in Vacaville. round the corner from the pen. fat house on the hill. all the homies in the pen straigt locked down. but I gotta get dressed and hit the oaktown. I called Randy ??Olson...121. Just Like Dope [Too $hort]. It's that high. The pussy's just like dope. It's that dope. Even, if, you don't, want no mo'. Even if you don't want no mo'. The pussy's just like...122. Keep Bouncin' (street) {ATCQ sample: "Keep, ke-keep, ke-keep, keep, keep bouncing!"}. {"Keep, keep bouncing!"}. {"Keep, ke-keep, ke-keep, keep, keep bouncing!"} [x2]. [Snoop:] My nigga Short Da...123. Keep Fuckin Me Yeah bitch you know how real players do this shit, beitch!. [Too $hort]. Man look at her, baby look good. The way she dancin, maybe I should. step up to her, and run this game. I wanna FUCK - I don&ap...124. Late Night Creep [Hook: Too Short]. I, I only see em' on the late night creep. And I, fuck her good and never fall asleep. Cause I, I'm just a big ol' pimp I run, so deep. And its alright, she opened up...125. Leave It Alone [unknown voice]. Uh yeah Dangerous Crew. In the year 1995, Todd Anthony Shaw a. k. a Too $hort. Came correct put his niggars on deck. Ladies and Gentelmen. The Dangerous Crew. [Too $hort]. $hort Dogg...126. Life Is Too $hort Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung. 15, 16 and all so young. I thought about you just last night. Grabbed my pen then I started to write. A rap that'll cap like a true blue rap....127. Little Girls Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung. 15, 16 and all so young. I thought about you just last night. Grabbed my pen then I started to write. A rap that'll cap like a true blue rap....128. Lollypops Tell a nigga. telephone, telegram; two-way that motherfucker. Somebody let him know. tell that nigga. His bitch is out of pocket. [Verse One]. It was me and yo' broad, ridin in my 'llac. S...129. Longevity Ah yeah. Scarface. Short Dog. Yeah. Longevity. Fake niggas. [Scarface:]. And you can tell em I said it. I said muthafuckas is takin the credit. Been in the game for 20 minutes, and they thinkin they l...130. Looking For A Baller [Chorus x2: Jazze Pha]. We, roll dubs. Ball, in clubs. Dimes, no scrubs. If you're lookin for a baller, baller. [Break: Jazze Phe]. From the yay, from the yay. Poppin my collar. If you're lo...131. Mack Attack It's a mack attack, coming from way back. My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack. I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true. Everything they say about Playbo...132. Make It Hot [P. Diddy]. Yo $hort man, I was with this trick the other night. She was like, "Hey Diddy - um, Diddy - why are you so motherfuckin fly?". I had to tell the bitch I'm just about that p...133. Married To The Game Bitch I'm married. [Chorus: x4]. I'm mar-ried, married to the game. [Too $hort]. I see that expression on your face is blank. Look like, you need a little extra space to thank. I'ma put...134. Money In The Ghetto [Verse One]. In the ghetto, you think life is hard. Food stamps and to' up cars. Wall to wall dirty orange carpet. Sittin in a bucket, hopin you can start it. And ride around to the liquor store....135. Money Maker Oh! [x3]. Oh! [x2]. [Too $hort:]. I love to see you dance, do it your way. Shake that ass, you know it's okay. I just wanna know, if you'll strip. Make a real player wanna give you a tip. Yo...136. More Freaky Tales BEYOTCH!. Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit. [Chorus:]. These are the tales, the freaky tales. These are the tales that I tell so well. For fifteen years I've been a r...137. My Dick, My Sack Yeah Yeah. Real players up in here now, represent. Ya'll talkin' all that shit about. Somethings blingin' on ya all day & back of your crack. Talkin' to a real playa now girl....138. Nasty Rhymes Hook:. Too $hort why you say those nasty words?. Too $hort why you say those nasty rhymes?. How come you be dissin all us girls?. Too $hort why you say those nasty words?. It's like this bitch. V...139. Nation Riders Chucks to gators, great to greater. quit the bullshit to make the paper. who said a gangster can't be a banker. ya gotta make ya money in large amounts. shut ya mouth, you ain't spittin no d...140. Never Talk Down [Rappin' 4-Tay]. You see you never talk down on a player. I spray a to break to your knees. You best to say a prayer. Cause funk been a part of my life ever since the starting gate. Remember me a...141. No Bitches Chorus:. Aint no bitches like the ones I got. All top notches gotta stay on top. Party all night and we make a lot. Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitch. Aint no bitches like the ones I got. When...142. No Love From Oakland Ain't no love in Oakland, bitch. Niggas always talkin bout 'I love you'. But ain't no love, bitch. [VERSE 1]. Now it's a shame, I can't be saved by John the Pope. I gotta...143. Nobody Does It Better Funky fresh on the microphone. Too $hort. Too $hort. [VERSE 1]. See, I'm fresh like always, I'm comin at you. And you know I won't stop till I'm through. So get on it. now is the...144. Nothing Feels Better [Chorus: Jazze Pha]. Nothin' in the world make a nigga feel better. Than when you're suckin' my dick. (Lick it right there, suck it real good. lick it right there, suck it real good). N...145. Oakland Oakland (Oh-oh-oh-Oakland) Oaktown (Oh-oh-oh-Oaktown). Oakland (Oakland, Oakland) Get on down (Oh-oh-Oaktown). Straight from the West, Oakland is the best. Baby it's so fresh (Oakland). It's...146. Oakland Style Yeah! That's how we do it in Oaktown, baby. $hort Dog's on the microphone. Straight from the East Side. I'm a player, bitch, Oakland style. They call me playboy $hort, I know it's...147. Oakland, California [x3] oakland,california. oakland california is the city of snakes. pimps,pussy's,players and fakes. loud mouth bitches who talk too much. dick teasin bitches who never fuck. sucka ass nigga fake...148. Old School [Too $hort]. Old school. I'm from the old school. Old school. I'm from the old school. I came in the door as the story goes. Looked around the room all I seen was hoes. It's like a pu...149. Only The Strong Will Survive Yeah man. It's goin down bitch. Motherfuckers can't be weak. [vocal "Only the strong'll survive" repeats in background]. None of that shit. Short Dawg is in the house. Ninety-...150. Paula & Janet Bitch! That's a trademark. I was at my house not doing anything. Half past ten I heard the phone ring. When I picked it up, I said "Hello?". The bitch spoke up and said "What'...151. Paystyle Aww hell nah nigga. We ain't doin no freestyles. Don't even know how to do that shit. [chuckling]. Yeah whatevah. Check it out man, check this one out. I been rappin for half my life. I&apos...152. Paystyle (bosko & Banks Mix Yo) Yo kid won't you bust your little freestyle yo?. Say what?. You want me to bust a freestyle?. [chuckling]. I don't even know how to do freestyles main. You know I get paid to rap. Bosko, bri...153. Pimp Life [Too $hort]. I chose to live this life. [Devin the Dude: singing]. I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes. 'til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they niggaz. [Devin the Dude]. Nigg...154. Pimp Me So what are you sayin Todd?. So what are you sayin Todd?. Beyotch!!. Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah. $hort Dog still in this mothafucka for the nine-six, Like this. Here comes the ho with the big nuts, He's fl...155. Pimp Shit [Intro: Kokane (Too $hort)]. Too Sheezy, (whats up main?). Playa (for life baby). You got to go out there. and handle your buisiness (get my money). Handle yours, playas play on (bitch). Nigga thats p...156. Pimp The Ho Pimp the ho. Pimp that ho. It's like Too $hort raps been around a while. I rocked to the beat and got my own style. I'm from the O city, and I said it before. I was born to mack, call me Pla...157. Pimpandho.com [talking]. It's almost ova ho. She ain't no ho. Check out somethin' on my computer real quick. P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com. It's Pimpandho. com fo' sho. [Too $hort]. It's 2...158. Pimpin' Forever [Too $hort:]. Beotch!. Somebody say beotch! Say beotch!. A lemme hear you say beotch! Say beotch!. Say bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Your daddy said come back baby, find your life. It was wrong b...159. Pimpin' Inc [Chorus x4: Shanelle]. It's pimpin, it's pimpin, it's pimp incorporated. [Too $hort]. Pimp Inc. , what the fuck you think?. I was gon' suit up in some gators wearin pink?. I came i...160. Pimpology [Pimp:] All we want is the money. [Pimp 2:] I keep em' bro. Wake up one morning, and, with some money. to spend, they go crazy. [Verse 1:]. I'm going to tell you a story in stereo, About th...161. Playa [Chorus:]. He got money, he got G's. And the finest H-O-E's. Lavish homes and luxury cars. He's a ghetto superstar. (He's a playa!. ). He's a pimp, he's a mack. Tilted br...162. Playboy $hort without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't know. call me S. I. R. T. double O. I like to say these rhymes, I do it all the time. I make my own damn beat now all the money is m...163. Player For Life [x3]. Gotta be a player for life, gotta be a player for life. (That's right) Gotta be a player for life, I gotta be a player for life. [Too $hort]. Smob to the tip, I feel no guilt. She's yo...164. Players [Digital Voice]. Mother Fucker. Always can't be players. Players. Always can't be players. [Too $hort]. Players are the realest time to go. If you don't understand I'll let you kno...165. Players Club (Chorus). Me and my homies we tighter than a glove. Chop a lot of game is how we do it at the Playaz Club. Check the fool or kick it in the tub. Cuz we kick much ass at the Playaz Club. I got a hoe na...166. Pull Them Panties Down [Chorus: Kool Ace]. Wanna see the pink now. Go and pull them panties down. Gotta see the pink now. Go and pull them panties down. [Too ]. You made a lot of money since you hit the stage. Swingin'...167. Punk Bitch Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes. Fake punk-ass bitches. Do you know what i mean?. Fuckin'em up like this, man. $hort Dog's in the house, bitch!. She's a punk-as...168. Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 [Lil' Jon]. Yea, yea, e-YEAHHHH! O-kayyyyyy - what, what?. wha', what, what?. Lil' Jon and the motherfuckin Eastside Boyz! (Yeahhhh). Short Dawg! (YeahHHH) Once again at yo' ass (Y...169. Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 [Intro/Chorus x2: Lil' Jon]. Quit hatin motherfucker, quit hatin!. Quit hatin pussy nigga, quit hatin!. God damnit MOTHERFUCKAHHH. God damnit MOTHERFUCKAHHH. [Lyfe]. I got the call, stuck at the...170. Rap Like Me Too $hort, MC. Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top. Keep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get dropped. Like a trick, nothing's even up my sleeve. A million albums...171. Recognize Game $hort] Straight pimpin. [Chyna] Check, fuck all that pimp shit. [$hort] Whatchu say bitch?. [Chyna] Haha, nigga know what you do?. You let my nuts go, ya heard me?. You let my nuts go, hahahaha. [$hor...172. Rhymes without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't know. call me S. I. R. T. double O. I like to say these rhymes, I do it all the time. I make my own damn beat now all the money is m...173. Sadity [Intro: Daz ($hort)]. Uhh, yeah. This for all them girls that be actin like they so fine. Whassup $hort?. (Man grab Lil Jon and Kurupt) Kurupt. (Let's fuck these hoes up) Daz. (Yeah) Lil Jon. (Wh...174. Sample The Funk [Intro:]. Sup?. Short Dogg back in the house beeyatch!. And it don't stop to the beat. Ain't no thang but a chicken wing. We gonna do it like this one mo' time. [Verse 1:]. Straight fro...175. Set Up One. two. one, two, three, four. [Too $hort]. First we got the crack. Then we got the gats. Then they changed all the laws. It was a set up. Lockin all the young homies up. Gettin 'em all shot...176. Shake Dat Monkey Put a hump in ya back and shake ya rump (HEY!) [4x]. Let’s go!. [Chorus 2x]. Bounce dat ass if you down for da dough. Shake that shit till you can’t no mo'. Twirk that monkey let me...177. Shake It Baby [Too $hort:]. Shake it baby. Shake it baby. Do that sexy dance girl. Move them pants around the world. Do it like that girl. C'mon, shake it like a black girl. Yeah like that!. That's it, th...178. She Loves Her [women's voices moaning in ecstasy like porno videos]. [Too $hort]. Are you in heaven, or is it real life. Cause ain't nobody ever made you feel like. you can't get enough it, you keep...179. Short But Funky [Verse 1:]. Life is too short but now it's kind of funky. I make the beats for me and my homies. Newspaper reporters and others always ask me. Why I'm X-rated and I rap so nasty. When I was...180. Short Dog's In The House "Moving up!" "East Oakland, yeah that's right" [x4]. Oakland, California, West Coast life. You either play the game or you smoke the pipe. I became a rapper at the age 14. No...181. Short Rap Short rap [echo]. [X2]. Short rap, is everything. It's what I think, it's what I sing. Cause I'm a rapper, who lets you know. When it comes to music, I will grow. Rap more raps than any...182. Short Short Short Short. Short Dog you so cold. Youze a player from coast to coast. Short Dog let 'em know. Still spitting that game. and macking hoes. Short. Short Dog you so cold. Youze a player from coast...183. So Watcha Sayin [Too $hort talkin]. yo, 'sup, 'sup. $hort Dawg is in the house, beyotch. yea, got my orange juice bottle full of gin. and it's all good. ya know, this might be the last album I make y&a...184. So You Want To Be A Gangster [Too $hort]. So you want to be a gangster. all that shit. Smoke any motherfucker, don't even trip. You be hard as hell, take whatever you want. Punk suckers wanna front -- they get done. cause y...185. Something About Your Pimpin' [Intro]. (Beyotch) Pimpin' ain't easy so I dog these hoes. Fuck all these hoes (Fuck these hoes). I said life is too short so I dog these hoes. Fuck all these hoes (I ain't no hater). P...186. Something To Ride To [Ant Banks]. Ahhhhhh shit - now let me warm it up. I got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cup. To get smooth in the mood that I'm in. So lets start riding till this mother fucker en...187. Sophisticated [Chorus:]. Sophisticated, educated. That's what I get from you. That's what I see in you. You spoke the latest, fly young lady. Do what you wanna do. That's why I fucks with you, oooooo...188. Step Daddy Step daddy, I know what you want. I come through like the first of the month. Ain't nothing but a holiday. When I fuck my way. I'm her worst nightmare, her wettest dream. We always do that f...189. Still Strugglin [Intro:]. Still strugglin, still hustlin, tryin to get my money on. Fresh outta retirement, you know I ain't tryin to fall off, Too $hort records, we ain't tryin to fall off. We ain't g...190. Strip Down [Intro/Chorus: x2]. Heyyy! Strip down to your asshole. Whoa, more excitin than the last hoe. Just pop that pussy and shake that ass. Pop that pussy and shake that ass. [Too $hort:]. You got dem heels,...191. Survivin' The Game Yeah Short Dawg in the house. Survivin the game man, it ain't easy when. you out here for uh ten years hanging with the cut-throats. back stabbers, playa haters y'know what I'm sayin?....192. Take My Bitch beyotch!!!. That's the trademark. Short Dog in the house. And it don't stop to the beat baby. Verse 1:. Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit. Cause I taught her well, she go...193. Talkin' Shit [Too $hort]. That's all I do is talk shit, no doubt. Yeah I got my nigga B-Legit in the house. Bad Ass Anthony Banks, doin "Big Thangs". $hort Dog, always representin, always talkin shi...194. Tell The Feds [Intro:]. And it don't stop to the beat, baby. Funky Fresh on the microphone. One time for your mind, beeyatch (Beeyatch). Short Dogg's in the motherfuckin house. doin what we always do, a s...195. Thangs Change [Jamal]. Simpty is for them simp ass niggaz. Talkin lot, til I spray dumpin ??? niggaz. Whenver talklin shit, I straight rip 'em. And niggaz know I come equip when I whip them. [Short Dawg]. You...196. That's How It Goes Down [Chorus]. You're thuggin and you love the streets. huggin the block, sellin rocks, gettin major heat. and niggaz hatin, and you aint stop to think about. niggaz runnin they mouth, niggaz cessed y...197. That's Right That's right. Right right right. [Verse One]. I know you love me, I'm like a habit. But if you had a million dollars, could I have it?. If I was broke and starvin, would you feed me?. If I d...198. That's Why [Too Short talking]. Yeah we gettin real on this album y'all. You know I'm hearin all these. rumors out here bout, they ran $hort Dogg up outta East Oakland. Nigga. moved to Atlanta, ain&a...199. The Bitch Sucks Dick Oh yes, I'm that master rap. I'm the cold cap [echo]. I'm what you know, ask. Rapping. Beyotch, Beyotch. 2 times baby, one time more. Give it one more for Sir Too Short. When I rap, I&a...200. The Dangerous Crew [Too $hort:]. Tell em what we do in here, Dangerous. Get some drums from a break and then break yo ass. You want beats from the crew? we'll take yo cash. Five g's for a muthafuckin song. And...201. The Ghetto Artist: Too $hort. Album: Short Dog's In the House. Song: The Ghetto. Typed by: scott_rodkey@hotmail. com. Talking bout the ghetto. funky funky ghetto. Trying to survive, trying to stay alive. Ch...202. The Old Fashion Way [Intro is continued talking by "Pimpin' Ken"]. [Verse One]. What you rhyme mayne? You always spend G's. How much cash you got that you can lend me?. Think I'll pay you back, t...203. These Are The Tales [Too $hort]. These are the tales. These are the tales that I tell so well. (tune in to the history channel). These are the tales (learn a lesson biatch). these are the tales that I tell so well (Short...204. This How We Eat [Goldie Loc talking]. Definition - gangsta, hustla, you know. We make money, we eat, we feed. Pay attention - (Beitch!!) [beat starts]. Uhh, yeah, come on. Uhh uhh, make some music. Dogg House, you kn...205. This My One [E-40]. UHH~! Where I stay they gotta temper they locks. Get they hair done down at Nappy or Not (BAY AREA!!!). No funk abusin the cops. Droppin off yola in the Wal*Mart parkin lot (parkin lot). Hustl...206. Top Down [Too Short:]. How freaky can you get to a long fat dick. Hella freaky like i said to a song that hit. I'm the dirty rapper Too Short, the triple X. Run up in the pussy, rub the nipple next. Bitch...207. Triple X [$hort] Yeah we ridin. yea. [woman] Short Dawg. [$hort] We ridin, just bounce wit me. [woman] Short Dawg - here to play the game. [$hort] Yea. [woman] Whatch'all gonna do?. [$hort] And we ridin....208. Two Bitches Hook:. Pimp niggas don't pay a dime, I'm fuckin 2 bitches at the same time. Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme, I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find". Verse 1:. I took 2...209. U Stank [George Clinton]. The luscious bitch, she is true. But it's not nice to fool Mother Nature. The proud mother of God, like all hoes. is jealous of her own shadow. Who is this young big tawny bitch...210. Way Too Real [Too $hort]. Way too real, Short Dog is just way too real. It's the T Double, some call me $hort. I'm in the house once again from the East to the North. You know the west is the best coast....211. We do This [Short Dawg]. I do it like the best of the greatest, not the worst. Like welfare day, can't stop the first of the month. Can't stop Short Dawg neither. Got a good hoe niggaz sure better keep...212. We Want It [Too $hort]. Do it again. We want it all (we want it). Everything you got (we want it). We want the diamonds, the gold, the weed, the hoes. The coke spot and the keys to the Rolls. You out of business...213. What Happened To The Groupies [Intro: Captain Save-A-Hoe]. Short, Short, whats up man, this Captain man check this out. I know you and B-Legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?. But yall can't be talkin bad a...214. What She Gonna Do? [Too $hort]. It's just a little mo' game (ye-yeah ye-yeah). You might need to learn some (make me say ohh). Listen and learn (Yeahh-yeahhhhh). [Verse One]. She's all about that get rich...215. What's A Pimp? Damn. Sometimes we lose some good ones mayn y'know?. They don't really understand this playerism. Just gotta break it down to 'em, keep it real y'know?. I'm a P-F-L, sworn to...216. Where The Pimp's At? [Too $hort]. Put your hands in the air if you're pimpin. If youse a real player with the women. And all the ladies, stuck with a lame. $hort Dawg'll never let 'em fuck up the game. You...217. Where They At [Hook:]. Where they at? Where they at?. Where the hoes at? Where they at?. Where the bitches at? Where they at?. Where they at? Where they at?. Yeah, where they at?. Where the hoes at? Where they at?....218. Wild, Wild West [$hort]. Once upon a time there lived a man. In a place that's known as East Oakland. He can rap to the beat like all the rest. So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west. With his gansta waves...219. Yo Neck, Yo Back Yea Yea Real Playas up in hea now represent. Ya'll talkin all dat shit about suckin n lickin on ya'll. All down ya back to up ya crack. You talkin to a real playa now girl. This is real. I d...220. You Can't Fuck With Us [Noreaga ad libs for the first 18 seconds]. [Chorus x2: Petey Pablo + N. O. R. E. ]. Can't fuck with us! Every car that we in. Can't fuck with us! You see it's somethin like a sin. Can&...221. You Might Get G'eed You know it ain't over. I said it back in '82. I'll be a player for life. I'll never say I do. I done tramped bitches. That most niggaz would marry. I like to pimp bitches and. Mos...222. You Nasty Beeyotch!!. You nasty, you nasty bitch. Thats what I said bitch (you nasty). I said you nasty (you nasty). Fuck that shit, fuck you hoes (you nasty). Fuck all y'all, man. Verse 1:. I used to get...
