There she stood. she was a vision. a picture of perfection. so I made the big decision. I'm going to talk to her. I have to show to her it could be magic. and I got the nerve up. So went over the...
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1. (But Then) She Spoke 2. 4,3,2,1,0,-1 Stop, pretending you're even having fun. You just stand there looking dumb. and bored with your thumb in your ass:. you're better than that. For once in your life, before you retire. be the...3. A Gun For Christmas Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them. But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts. If bur...4. Aging Orange I'm Palm Palm head. and I wrote one good song. But that was almost 20 years ago. I tried and I tried to follow it up. But you know how those sophomore jinxes go. So I became quite bitter. as sale...5. Airstream driving in our airstream. we're a band on the road. with equipment, roadies, a manager. we've got a heavy load. airstream! airstream! airstream!. get out of my lane!. airstream! airstream! a...6. Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah!. I studied carefully, and I do believe. the best of heavens is to except is Islam. I hope that book is right. they promise paradise. I'm going for the bonus. of a mart...7. An Idea For A Movie I got an idea for a movie, and it goes like this. (Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught. In a bottle of Mr. Pibb. And they go on adventures, I think it could be big. Is it t...8. Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) anarchy, kill a cat. shoot james brady in the back. raise an army of rabid rats. beat your neighbor with a bat. anarchy burger. hold the government. anarchy burger. hold the government. anarchy, go ap...9. And Now We Dance Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life. Work like hell at Taco Bell for $4. 25 an hour. No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die. So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it&ap...10. Anti always speak my mind. the truth is what i say. i shout it out. in black and white. no smegging shades of gray. you've got to be defiant. that's what i always say. you'll never never hea...11. Ape Shall Never Kill Ape Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland. Taking orders from a very very bad man. Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand. I can waste him 'cause I know I never never shook his hand. Killed...12. Appreciate My Honesty I used to take you out nearly every night. Acting interested in everything you like. Painfully pretending you we're everything I wanted. [Chorus:]. Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a...13. Atrocity "Atrocity". It has occured to me the reason fro my apathy, you think that I don't give a shit, it's just the opposite. Loss of humanity, suffering, and atrocity. I'm gonna joi...14. Bad Birthday Bash House all to myself. it was my birthday present. But total wrack'n'ruin. soon became apparent. I just wanted a band. to play my favorite song. I thought that it would be mellow. but boy was...15. Be A Good Robot "Be A Good Robot". Acquiesce is to the plea. The decree is clear and binding. It's required that you integrate into the uniform and grand design. Just go along. You can't prolong i...16. Behind The Music Well we finished up the record and we think that it's the shit. and we want it to go huge, but to play it off legit. And the guy in A&R's got the CD in his car and he thinks track 4 and...17. Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako big brother, he is a watching. watching me and you. big brother, is a watching. and he'll know your every move. their really really gonna do it to you. just wait and see. they'll be telling...18. C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S [Originally by The Yobs]. "c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that &quo...19. Cafe 405 Watching her at the mall she don't know me at all. Hope no employee over hears. Think I'm in love with you Red, Yellow, White & Blue. Seems I've been watching her for years, It brin...20. Canine Euthenasia I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were the best pal in the world. I feel real bad. cuz your going away. but things will be better in the other world. when you get to heaven. I bet your legs will work...21. Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna) I don't wanna change my pants. Not gonna change my pants. I'll Never change. I'm on fire tonight. my pants are fitting right. Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright. I don't wanna...22. Change The World With My Hockey Stick Gonna change the world. With my hockey stick. Gonna make a real difference. Feed the poor and heal the sick. I’ll practice in my yard. Or in the showers every day. Until I get so goddamn good....23. China Town Kung Fu Movies Always showing. we are going to China Town. Living Large in the lap of luxury. China Town. Mi casa es su casa welcome stranger, That's what they say in China Town. If you should fi...24. Choosing You Masters I think my TV's busted. if not this country's dusted. 'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3, and they were on the MTV. They were telling the people to rock the what?. Talentless hippies, Hootie...25. Christian Or Canadian "Christian Or Canadian". It couldn't be worse. From chorus to verse. It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse. Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!. On 90. 7 it's bad 311. Eviden...26. Christmas Time For My Penis I see you've been feeling down. When I needed you, you've been around. So this year I've a Christmas surprise. that will make your spirits rise. I think back on the times, when you&apos...27. Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Clowns are neato clowns are fun. Clowns are loved by everyone. Cops n' commies even fags. Everybody loves a gag. Clowns everywhere are freakin' out. In parades they scream n' shout. The...28. Come Out Fighting Originally recorded by Pennywise, dedicated to the memory of JasonMatthew Thirsk. Voices! You're letting voices tell you what to do. when you yourself don't know. Voices! You got one too, so...29. Complain (from the film Bob Roberts) Some people must have. Some people have not. But they’ll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain. Some people will work. Some simply will not. But theyâ&...30. Count To Ten There’s all these angry guys. Screaming about their pain in other lives. It seems so convincing that I am convinced they are. Full of shit just saying it, saying it. Cause they think their supp...31. Crippled And Blind Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes. you broke my cane, you killed my dog. Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black. You turned out the light and said "goodnigh...32. Desert Woman A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand. A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man. A parching thrist that water couldn't quench. My desert woman this frontier's only pearl....33. Designed By Satan "Designed By Satan". Talking board- misunderstood. What looked good on paper even looked better on wood. A card game way out of control. Divining what's to be while tempting fortune wit...34. Dig A Hole "Dig A Hole". It's a sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime, "Let the 'tards eat twinkies" is the mantra of our time. Fuck no it isn't who you are, you'r...35. Disproportioned Head If my body was twice the size it was. then I might look alright but I don't because, I've got a disproportioned head. And the people they point and laugh at me and. they tell me it's hu...36. Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch "Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch". I know it's not my fault I've been held back, under attack by parents, teachers, lawyers, past employers, that hold m...37. Elvis Decanter Collecting dust inside that liquor store 'till you bought it for me. A decanter full of whiskey in the image of the King. The more I drank from it the less I saw of you. That bottle's empty...38. Euro-Barge Here in America, respect your fellow man. Some foreign cultures don't understand. We got this little rule and it's called elbow room. Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume. It I&ap...39. F*D Up Girl I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced. But I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge. My crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world. Who is legally insane. I'm not afrai...40. Failure Is The Best Revenge For all those who've failed. you will have your day. and you'll hear them say. "I don't understand how things went wrong, I've always been great, good-looking and strong"...41. Flowers Are Pretty Children are lovely before they get ugly, and learn to do bad stuff. Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust. I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop....42. Fourteen I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit, I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit. feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me. You nearly...43. Fucked Up Girl I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced. but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge. from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world. Who is legally insane. I'm not a...44. Gator Hide Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides. City folk come for the lure of the bounty. But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff of the country is. Buf...45. Get A Room Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone. But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on. Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep you'r...46. Get In Line First you get in line. And then you're in the line. And then you wait in line. And then it's almost time. To get on to the ride. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!. Get back in the line....47. Girls Turn 18 Every Day judy hates me, stepped on her cat. i hate judy, she's gettin' too fat. sally left me, i was gettin' kinda cold. i left sally, she was gettin' kinda old. oooh, oooh, what's a g...48. Go I think I got a plan, we're gonna make a stand-. Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!. Stand up and be counted, get out of the house. Take it to the streets, tell everyone you meet. It&apos...49. Goop All Over The Phone He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar. Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star. Hersingin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name. He wasn&apo...50. Grandpa's Last Christmas Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best. ". Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. Why Mom? You say that every time. It seem that he's been dying ever since I was...51. H.B. Hotel Ever Since my baby left me. I found a new place to dwell. It's down on the end of a lonely street. called Heart Break Hotel. She left me in the gutter. with mud on my face. She left me in the gut...52. Hang Myself From The Tree Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst. then being depressed and told to be happy. The season of su-icide, I know why they died. Christmas reminds me I have nothing. I've got no girl th...53. Happy Birthday To Me It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to. Fuck you it's my birthday. A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to. or leav...54. Heart Break Hotel Ever since my baby left, found a new place I dwell. It's down on the end, a lonely street called Heartbrak Hotel. Left me in the gutter, mud on my face. Left me in the gutter, a total disgrace. S...55. Here I Am Lord I, the Lord of sea and sky. I have heard my people cry. All who dwell in dark and sin. My hand will save:. I who made the stars and night. I will make the darkness bright. Who will bear my light to th...56. Hey Homes! hey homes, don't front my set. hey homes, don't front my set. word! you fudge with me. you fudge with the crew. word! the dumbest thing you'll. ever do. word! don't front my set. &...57. How (Did This Loser Get This Job) I know it's just a figure of speech. but if your breath and your clothes are bad. your destined to teach. I see the president. I see Lincoln. what the hell was 43% of this place thinking. we watc...58. How They Getcha "How They Getcha'". Deception they lie and propaganda-ize. They prey on weakness from the seekers of a better fucking life and bleed them dry. Promise and faith to fucking hook the bait...59. Hungry For You Hey baby. where you going tonight?. And are you taking me with you?. I love you so much. I want you to know. I really love you so. I want you to be my lady forever. and ever and ever and ever. Little...60. I Am Crushed "I Am Crushed". Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated. And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve. And what's the rush? It all should end real soon. And so I'll jus...61. I Believe I believe the children are the future, teach them well and let them know. things may be all shit right now, but it gets worse when your old. Happy meals and Easter bunny, great moments indeed. Enjoy i...62. I Can't Wait Well I know it's gonna happen so I wait for it to happen cuz it never doesn't happen to- me. And you're giving me a headache cuz your clingy and pathetic and I know I got to cut you fre...63. I Don't Believe In Santa Clause I don't believe in Santa Clause-. his corporate image forced upon. the blinded spending masses, to enslave the lower classes. with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse. a year of guilt and sham...64. I Guess I'll Take You Back "I Guess I'll Take You Back". The reason that I'm calling you is to let you know I thought it through, and after much debate in fact I guess I'll take you back. I've hear...65. I Have A Date Alright. I saw this girl and she drove me wild. She looked at me and I looked and smiled. The cutest girl you could ever see. I never dreamed that she'd go out with me. We met at school so I aske...66. I Know, Huh? I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday. She's got one of those bedrooms you can see from the freeway. I know her brothers, her cousins and her Dad. Would not appreciate me getting on...67. I'll Make You Love Me This here's my last chance. so it won't hurt to ask. What can I do to make you love me?. I'll learn to speak in French, I'll even pitch a tent on your front yard. to make you love...68. I'm A Fly Help me! Help me!. I'm a fly! I'm a fly!. Help me! Help me!. I wanna die! I wanna Die!. Cause this world is the shit I land on. it's got nothing to give. This world is the shit I land o...69. I'm Becoming You It's not enough to say you're mine it still seems so unsatisfying. I want to live inside your mind and wear your shoes and walk for miles. Show up as you, do what you do, see what ensues- ca...70. I'm The Boss Of Me I won't do it- you can't fucking make me do it-. I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta. do anything at all man?. You're not the boss of me!. You're like "Come on!&quo...71. I've Got An Ape Drape Make it like that famous country singer. Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer. Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day i like to keep it dignified. But at night you know I got anothe...72. If The Government Could Read My Mind Baby I'm more than a little concerned you see. about the New World Order conspiracies. And the covert spreading of deadly disease. They've got earthquake machines and UFO's. and black h...73. In America Shortcut to part of The Vandals Lyrics. The Vandals - Soup Of The Day Lyrics. The Vandals - Stop Smiling Lyrics. The Vandals - Summer Lovin' Lyrics. The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocio...74. It's A Fact You know when your sure. that no one gives a crap, your on the right track. It's a fact. And when you believe, things are good. it's guaranteed. you're up your ass. It's a fact. Mo...75. It's My Birthday It's my brithday and I'll do what I want to. F*ck you it's my birthday. Special holiday only for me. So do what I say. I'ts my party and I can cry if I want to. F*ck you, it's...76. It's Not Unusual Shortcut to part of The Vandals Lyrics. The Vandals - Soup Of The Day Lyrics. The Vandals - Stop Smiling Lyrics. The Vandals - Summer Lovin' Lyrics. The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocio...77. Jackass You're on tour, I'm alone. Wonder just what you did with your phone. Try usin' it, I'm losin' it. (I) never thought I'd lose you this way. Quit the band, Get off stage. C...78. Johnny Twobags Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues. and it makes him sad Brings him down. But not down enough to have the blues. He's too white to have the blues. He thinks he should be black to have the...79. Join Us For Pong it's the gay nineties and. you can't watch nothin' good. mindless pinko garbage. is all they make in hollywood. kung fu theatre, now there's a show with class. like to find the guy...80. Kick Me Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit. an animal on hand outs from an evil government. I've always been a nobody, I'll never be a somebody, unless I kick some ass or get that drin...81. Kill My Tenant no respect. for a land-holding man. only scum. who pay when they can. free-loaders. that hate what i am. then beg me to fix their can. ugly harleys on the front lawn. i come by. to turn the sprinklers...82. Kokomo Shortcut to part of The Vandals Lyrics. The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape Lyrics. The Vandals - I Believe Lyrics. The Vandals - I Can't Wait Lyrics. The Vandals - I Don't Believe In S...83. Lady Killer Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool. Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool. Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla. Lady Killer. Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla. Lady...84. Let The Bad Times Roll For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside. Now here's a celebration of failure and losing. Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide. Sorry people but this is the way it&a...85. Little Weirdo The little weirdo down the street says he's making a rocket ship with household items, so we can't find him. Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil samples and some magazines for the long ride...86. Live Fast, Diarrhea Intoxicated - the way I go through life. Inebriated - and then I pay the price. Designated drinker with a defected driver. I can't find my keys must have left them inside her. Eating Taco Bell an...87. Long Hair Queer Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls. She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls. Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay. I s...88. Lord of the Dance A needy world greets the new messiah. Taking applications for disciples. To touch the hem of his leather trousers, unleashes the fury of his healing powers. His feet we're blistered for you sins,...89. Manimal "Manimal". I'm trying to be civilized and need you girl to realize, my higher mind runs counter to my procreative self. Although it's not my doing, nature has its way insuring. tha...90. Marry Me Young girl says to her mom, "How did you know that father was the one?". Then mom just rolls her eyes. She says, "You'll find that special guy". but to herself she cannot lie....91. Master Race In Outer Space one two three four. master race in outer space. they had to leave this earthly place. all the allies and the Russians too. this nazi shit don't do. this nazi shit don't do. this nazi shit do...92. Mohawk Town Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong. when he went and killed some men. They sent for the marshal to bring him in. they sent for Marshal Skin. He rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down. Cause e...93. Money's Not An Issue Well I know you been working most nights. And I think you deserve something nice for once, you do. And the twins they've been driving you nuts. But tonight your in luck. Guess what, Here's...94. Moving Up Hey mom, it's been fantastic since I'm on my own. At first it seemed so drastic when you and dad kicked me out. but it made me get my act together. and learn what life's all about. now...95. My Brain Tells My Body Every time I see her sweet face makes me wanna, gotta cut my throat. No escaping or erasing her image that haunts me and taunts me again. But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and fills the sk...96. My Brother is Gay Christmas 1994, not like the year before. We didn't want to know. Buried our heads in the snow. Looking back it was obvious to everyone. But then again he's not just anyone. We used to laugh...97. My First Christmas As A Woman With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest. and follow my dreams and to face. a life of delusion and gender confusion. no longer will be the case. I never wanted army men of basketballs, I onl...98. My Girlfriend's Dead I once had a girlfriend, But then one day she dumped me and everywhere. I'd go people would ask me where she was. But I don't want to talk about her. But someone always asks about her. So I...99. My Neck, My Back "My Neck, My Back". I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check. I'm a gonna buy you lobster food. I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head. I'm a gonna be laid up for goo...100. My Special Moment "My Special Moment". This is my special moment, don't question me or disagree. I know that I have earned this, damnit I deserve this-. do not fuck with me- it's my special time. An...101. N. I. M. B. Y. The city council met last night the vote was one to six. Denying access to our town by TV's "G. E. Smith". The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen. She dreamed that ugly...102. Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday This is going to be the best Christmas ever. Everything this year's been a disaster. But I won't let it bother me at all. Nothing's going to bring me down, It's Christmas and I&apo...103. Now We Dance Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life. Work like hell at Taco Bell for $4. 25 an hour. No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die. So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it&ap...104. Oi To The World Haji was a punk just like any other boy. And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band, safe in the garage or singing in the tub. Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub. Twas...105. OK Hey buddy how you doin' today?. Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK. How bout you, you doin' all right?. Well I got into a fight my girl left last night. That's rough guy what was...106. People That Are Going To Hell Some people are bad and they don't give a damn. what they do or who they hurt. They go through their lives and don't apologize. for the shit that they've disturbed. But they don't...107. Phone Machine Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call. I'll see you on Sunday. Good-bye, I love you. But, if this is you, you can suck my tick!. if it's my bos...108. Pirate's Life Seven hits of L. and nobody could tell. So I spent every dime. just to get to Aniehem. I was in the Magic Kingdom. Now I'm in the Carribean. You get something really wicked. when you spend an E-t...109. Pizza Tran medium cheese, she's glad to take my order. long long way. from that lao-viet border. she fled the jungle. the evil viet cong, pizza tran. orange county. is where you belong. two long weeks. in t...110. Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy *CHORUS*. Play that country tuba cowboy. Play that country tuba cowboy. play that country tuba, play that country tuba. play that country tuba cowboy. Well musicians stories have made the rounds about...111. Power Mustache Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate. Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face. It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down. The source of all your problems, every city...112. Rico I live in the land of the freeways. Home of the smog and traffic. The sun and the air. The mountains and sea. Streams and palm trees. The valleys. The canyons. The mountains. The beaches. Hollywood, d...113. S.w.m I'm kinda desperate. You might have sensed it. From the tone of my voice. It's a disaster. I got no answers. I'm kinda left with no choice. I'm doing lotsa nothings. Here with a lo...114. San Berdu Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave. And they're giving me the creeps by morning. Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to. watch them eat. And their boring. You didn&apo...115. Shi'ite Punk Shortcut to part of The Vandals Lyrics. The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape Lyrics. The Vandals - I Believe Lyrics. The Vandals - I Can't Wait Lyrics. The Vandals - I Don't Believe In S...116. Slap Of Love [Guy:] Do you love me baby?. [Girl:] Yes. [Guy:] Well how much do you love me?. [Girl:] A whole bunch. [Guy:] Well how much is a whole bunch?. [Girl:] Well I don't know. [Guy:] This much?. [ SLAP...117. Small Wonder You know Vicky that I love you. You are programmed what to do. Is it wrong to feel this way. I could tell you what to say. But late in the evening. when it's starting to get dark. her light senso...118. So Long, Farewell there's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall, and the bells in the steeple too. and up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo. regretfully they tell us,...119. Soccer Mom Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right after the game. Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen. Hope you might feel the same. My Soccer mom, it's on. Knew all along...120. Sorry, Mom And Dad Well, you came into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood. who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug?. And it took a couple years to figure out how to not shit in your pants...121. Soup Of The Day Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change!. Cash out now buy a home on the range. 18 years, I'm still punk. Going ba...122. Steal The Flag "Steal The Flag". Hey!. Woah!. Hey!. Woah!. Hey!. Woah!. Hey!. Woah!. Well, you see you can’t take the world and grab it by the tail. Put it in your pocket and then you wanna watch it...123. Stop Smiling Happy robots say "life is fine". they're the ones I loathe. they're stupid or they're lying. or a little bit of both. ignore disasters and say that life is great. it never sto...124. Summer Lovin' summer lovin' had me a blast. summer lovin' happened so fast. met some girl, crazy for me. met a guy, cute as can be. summer days drifted away. to oh, the summer nights. tell me more, was th...125. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. even though the sound of it. is something quite attrocious. if you say it loud enough. you'll aways sound precocious. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. i was...126. Susanville With 800 pounds on 18 wheels. After 800 miles you know how it feels. To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it. To see if it's still there. Well it's one more load to one more town. Only p...127. Take It Back Let's go to the place where the food is really good. and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah!. Get me to the seat, I wanna eat, just a party of three Me! Me! Me! Ye...128. Tastes Like Chicken First I think of my health, then I know some food I have to buy. I'm taking the time, taking the time to understand. why you and me were never meant to eat a bird that fly's. How does it mak...129. Teenage Idol (Chorus:). Some people call me a teenage idol, say they envy me;. they got no way of knowin', how lonesome I can be. I need somebody to be my baby, to tell my troubles to;. got no time to find he...130. Thanx For Nothing Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Thanx for nothing. You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't. You're so generous. Thanks for nothing. Never mind all the stuff I bought for you...131. That's My Girl I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night. I'll get her home and out of sight. That's my girl- the drunkest at the party. She lost her shoe and found the rum bacardi. There she goes-...132. The Day Farrah Fawcett Died birds in the air. never chirped the same. slobs in bowling alleys. never burped the same. they came to cry. shocked with disbelief. a broken mass of millions. all drowning in their grief. she was just...133. The Legend Of Pat Brown Pat Brown. Tried to run the cops down. Pat Brown. Ran 'em into the ground. Pat Brown. Tried to run the cops down. Pat Brown. Ran 'em into the ground. Patrick Edward Brown. Tried to run the c...134. The New You Now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me. And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me. And we should just be friends. but friends shou...135. The Rodge All you people gather round. And get together. No more sitting on your booty. party people it's your duty. you know what I mean. tell your body what to do. it's up to you. Now let you tight...136. The Unseen Tears of the Albacore When Humanity creates a hierchy. Placing blowholes above anemones. When sovereign nations have made it policy. Slaughter anything that goes with wasabe. In the food chain, there is a third rail. Winki...137. The Vibrator Song your built like r2d2 and you smell like mr ed. i cant believe the thoughts of you are still stuck. in my head when i play nintendo in mortal combat 2. i punch katana in the face and i pretend its you....138. To All The Kids To all the kids with. Headgear and braces and freckly faces (Wa-oo wa-oo). Glasses and acne and foster care families (Wa-oo wa-oo). Eating disorders who sit on the corners (Wa-oo wa-oo). Bikes with a...139. Too Much Drama Hot step moms and surrogate dads. It breaks my heart to see him so sad. Lying alone in his room with a frown on. Reruns show him what he's missing out on. If life could be, like he sees it on TV....140. Urban Struggle I want to be a Cowboy. I got to be a Cowboy. I'm born to be a Cowboy. I want to be a Cowboy. A Cowboy! Uh-huh. Tonight we're taking me fast car. Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar. I'...141. Viking Suit Come here little boy. I'm a friend of your mother's. I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car. Okay. He's got his camera. and deep seeded obsessions. His nordic heritage. an...142. Wanna Be Manor You can tell I'm no great planner. I ended up at the wanna be manor. wanna be manor, what a place to be. wanna be manor, it's not for me. I looked in the door, opened the door. peeed on the...143. We'll All Get Laid Well it's a great big world that's filled with disappointment. We're maggots in the ointment just squirming to get free. And now the futures gotmuch more than you can handle. Don't...144. What About Me? Now the birds in the trees are deformed and diseased. and the leaves on the trees are wilting on the branch. there's no stars in the sky, cuz scars on my eyes won't heal thanks to you-. And...145. When I Say You, I Mean Me Wouldn't you like to try everything once before you had to die? Don't lie. If there was no one watching or to ask why. Wouldn't you like to see inside yourself and know what you could b...146. Where's Your Dignity Buck up little man, you fucked up but you can't let you're life be ruined because she's over you. Don't think about her. Don't speak about her, again and again I tell you this...147. Why Are You Alive? So you managed to get born, But since then it's been downhill, From the greatest expectations, That the world might have. You're lounging in your underwear, Which makes your parents sad. I d...148. You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It) I don't need much attention anymore. Sometimes I cringe at the thought of the things that I did before. And I don't wanna take up all your time. Sometimes I cringe at the thought of being le...