Letra da Música Fine Piece Of Merchandise de The Hitman Blues Band

Well it don't seem fair,
And it don't seem right
You've been lookin' 'round
And I'm in plain sight
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone

Well I'm not too fat
And I'm not too thin
And I'm very convenient
I just plug right in
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone

I don't drink too much
I don't curse and shout
I bring money in
And take the garbage out
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone

Your mama won't bug me
When she comes around
And I leave the seat
In the bathroom down
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone

My head and hips
Are built for fun
And I know just how
To make your motor run
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Don't you wait too long
I'm a fine piece of merchandise
Get me before I'm gone

Spoken:
This is a limited time offer - you don't find guys like me
Walkin' the street every day -
(mumbled) we usually walk at night
Hey! Come back here! You'll regret it!
There are people waitin' in line for me!
(mumbled) ...And if any of them catch me, I'm in trouble...