Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears. But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer. There's wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understand. I must watc...
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1. A Man Has Needs 2. A Night On Dildo Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas, '...3. A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo And here's a letter from Bill Macy of Gainesville, Florida. It appears to me that Gainsville Sun is withholding information from the public. Recently, there was a four-column spread about a proba...4. Big Fat Road Manager Every rock band has this guy. Not many people really know why. He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass. He's got a big gut and a big fat ass. He's the Big, Fat Road Manager. Big, Fat...5. Billy, The Themepark Shark I'm a shark, I'm a shark, A killer of the ocean, I'm a shark, I'm a shark, And silently I strike. I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm dumber than a tree, I only have three...6. Boy Band You know something girl? I'm thinking about you right now. You don't want to know what I'm thinking, girl. Or. or do you?. Girl, you think I'm the bomb, but I'm old enough to...7. Canada's Really Big When I look around me, I can't believe what I see. It seems as if this country. Has lost its will to live. The economy is lousy, We barely have an army. But we can still stand proudly. 'Caus...8. Car Full Of Pain I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon. Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin'. I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit for hangin'. I got to go to Rust...9. Carrot Juice Is Murder Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale. I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail. Vegtables live in oppression, served on out tables each night. This kill...10. Celine Dion I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion. The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song. There's something about her makes me want to feed her. And I'd love to be Mister Celine...11. Christmas Blues Christmas is here, where did the time go?. Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go. I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse. Gettin' gift to six billion people is jus...12. Christmas Hangover The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds. The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground. There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills. Yes, the holidays ar...13. Christmas In Ignace It's Christmas in Ignace. Mommy's got a rock. She'll give it to Daddy. It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace). It's Christmas in Ignace. Daddy's got a r...14. Christmas Is Almost Here Christmas is almost here. Christmas is almost here. Christmas is almost here. Aaahhhggggrrr!. It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing. Don't even have a Christmas tre...15. Christmas Sucks One year I got a dog for Christmas. And I gave it to the boy next door. Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card. Cuz that's what Christmas is for. I used to give a lot at Christmas. Y...16. Christmas Turkey Blues Hey kid, why the long face. Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place. You've been a bad kid all year. So quit you snivellin' sucker now and mop up them tears. You don't de...17. Christmastime It's the festive season. There's singing and shopping and joy. Santa's talking to children. The elves are wrapping toys. The season's one of charity. Of peace for all you've m...18. Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dad threw up on Christmas Day. He puked right on the serving tray. The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear. Now everybody's Christmas vacation. Will be filled with a viral infection. May...19. Dangerous Darling for you. I think of what I'd so. To keep you safe and sound. I would climb the highest mountain. I would swim the widest sea. I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground. I would fend off a d...20. Dog Food Woman Watchin' television one afternoon. Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon. Stopped by a station's commercial break. When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache. The woman of my dreams...21. Don't Go Into Politics George Washington was the president. But now he's dead (dead). Mackenzie King was Prime Minister. But now he's dead (dead). So don't go into politics. You'll end up dead. Don'...22. Forgive Us We're Canadian We always say we're sorry. We like to stand in line. When you ask us how we're doing. We always say "Just fine!". Forgive us, we're Canadian, We try hard to be nice, You too c...23. Fuzzy Dice I came to town in the heat. A lonely man with tired feet. Covered head to toe in perspiration. Then you caught me unware. Body so sleek I had to stare. And me a man in need of transportation. I do not...24. Goin' Huntin' Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer. And a great big bottle of rye. And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em. And good old Charlie's glass eye. Well we looked all around so we s...25. Great To Be A Nerd It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd. The only light we ever see is from our moniter. We argue about comic books and Internet connections. The biggest highlight of the year is th...26. Having Fun Is Bad For You I used to go to all the parties. And make love to all the beautiful ladies. And I'd eat cheeseburgers with with bacon and extra grease when I was hungry. And drink Windex coladas until my skin tu...27. Heimlich Maneuver I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver. The sun goes down on another day. A day where I haven't found love. I try to eat, but all I taste. is the flavor of a broken heart. Then I saw you...28. History Is Made By Stupid People Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica. Columbus made history thinking some island was India. General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run. All of these men are f...29. Horizon From the deepest, darkest depths of. WHITBY!. Comes this sordid tale of speed. Murderous mayhem. Cataclysmic combustion. Picturesque powered pistons. Accellerating automotive alarms. Stunningly stupif...30. I Am Cow I am Cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you. And I look good on the barbecue. Yogurt, curd, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid from my udders. I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo!....31. I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar i spend my days. watching TV w/a beer (ooh-waaaa your fat). this seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-waaaa your fat). then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep w/a w...32. It's Great To Be A Nerd It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd, The only light we ever see is from our monitor. We argue about comic books and Internet connections. The biggest highlight of the year is th...33. Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version) *talking*. Hello and welcome to Live Bait, I'm sure you'll enjoy this unique blend of music and comedy. and feel you've received ample satisfaction from this recording. and now here the...34. Jesus' Brother Bob If you haven't heard of me. I wouldn't be surprised. I bet you know my relatives. Their names will never die. My mother is a saint. And my brother is a god. But all I am is Jesus' broth...35. Johnny Came Home Headless Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short. He'd forget to at doorways and often he'd get hurt. I took good care of him for he had no family. Actually he did, but he forgot who they...36. Kill The Dog Next Door I once was a happy man. Of sound and stable mind. Then my neighbour got a dog. He put a ribbon on its head. To make it cute. But it still looked like. A Chihuahua. He had me over. To watch it sit and...37. Killer Robots From Venus About six months ago someone came by with a petition. Said "We want to stop these folks moving in next door. ". I refused to sign it, told them everyone was welcome. 'Cause that's...38. Let There Be Guns One, two, three, four. we'd be free if great if everybody had a gun. we'd be free if everybody had a gun. There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!. we'd b...39. Let's Go Bowling Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls. And lets head to those heavenly halls. Sit on down and grab a beer. Because bowling time is pretty near. Tortured men forget their pain. When they head to th...40. Log In To You You double-clicked my heart. You've upgraded my life. You booted up my hard drive. Please be my cyber-wife. You've logged into my soul. You've downloaded my dreams. Let's go to my...41. Login To You (another version) You double-clicked my heart. You've upgraded my life. You booted up my hard drive. Please be my cyber-wife. You've logged into my soul. You've downloaded my dreams. Let's go to my...42. Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts I met you in biology in high school. You told me after college we'd be wed. You were my favorite lab partner. Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med. My pain would show up on a cat-sc...43. Losing Hair Under God The Lord above, Sent his only son. To spread the word of God. To everyone. Jesus cured the lepers. And he healed the lame. But he left the bald men. With their pain. Oh mighty Lord. I've lost wha...44. Malcolm Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom. Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol. Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law. But Malcolm's got his own way, it&ap...45. Me Like Hockey Me work Hard five days a week, sweeping garbage from the street. Come home not one book to read, not 'nuff pictures for me see. Sit right down in favorite chair, wearing only underwear. Favorite...46. Me Like Hockey! Me work hard 5 days a week. Sweeping garbage from the street. Come home not want book to read. Not 'nuff pictures for me see. Sit right down in favourite chair. Wearing only underwear. Favourite...47. Mounted Animal Nature Trail On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see. All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly. They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed. Don...48. My Voice Is Changing Last night when I went to bed. With tangled hair upon my head. In every way I really was a kid. It happened without warning. When I woke up in the morning. I can't tell you just what happened but...49. No Sale/No Store This week!. This week only!. No money down!. No payments till Spring!. No payments in Spring!. No payments in Summer!. No payments ever!. When?. This week!. This week only!. We pay the GST!. We pay th...50. Oh God, I'm Santa Claus Open my eyes, what a beautiful day. Just the type that makes me want to say hooray. I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep. Into my brain reality seeps. Look all around me, can't beli...51. Proud T o Be A Banker I'm proud to be a banker. I'm proud to be a banker. I'm proud to be a banker. 'Cause I get to play with other people's money. I'm having a lousy day. I burned my toast an...52. Proud To Be Canadian Our fair country Canada. Is north of the USA. Our Maritimes are lovely. And our prairies give us hay. You might think you Yankees. Are better than us Canucks. But we don't need no microchips. Ins...53. Real Letter From A Real Yahoo And here's a letter from Bill Macy of Gainesville, Florida. It appears to me that Gainsville Sun is withholding information from the public. Recently, there was a four-column spread about a proba...54. Rippy The Gator Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go!. Billy and his family. Went on a holiday. They went down to Florida. To laugh and dance and play. Bill went in f...55. Rocks and Trees My country's bigger than most. And if asked I boast. 'Cause I'm really proud. So I shout it loud. Though our numbers are few. We will welcome you. Although we don't have history. G...56. Sam, The Guy From Quincy Who's the guy with all the tests? He's. Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!. A white lab jacket, a hypodermic. Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!. He doesn't care if you're al...57. Santa Got Arrested There won't be any presents this Christmas. No goodies in your stocking. The milk and cookies that the children left out. Will be left untouched beside the sink. The reindeer will be staying in t...58. Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass. he's gonna kick your ass. he's gonna kick your ass. Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass. 'cause you've alwa...59. Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass Ohhhh. Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass. He's gonna kick your ass. He's gonna kick your ass. Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass. 'Cause you'...60. Scary Ned Let me tell you a story about scary Ned. Scariest guy to ever wet a bed. He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head. But they weren't his. He'd go down to the market and try to scare the...61. Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll. Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold. Seven figure income from a six string guitar. Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars. Then i...62. Sponges Can't think of anything to sing about. Not much out there to sing about. The world's okay, the weather's fine. No need to sing about that. I'll sing about. Sponges. Sponges yeah!....63. Steel Drivin' Man Special guest vocalist, Mike's dad: Bob McCormick. (Mike's dad appears courtesy of Mike's mom). There once was a time when the country was wide. A time before cars and planes and miniv...64. The Ballad Of Dan I'm out on the range, surveying the land. Thinking of the job that's to be done. My life is hard but I don't mind. Men like me, that's how the west was won. I stand the pain and th...65. The Canadian Crisis Song Often on the weekend I'll jump in my car. I won't fill up the tank although I'm going far. And if somebody asks me if I'm going to a bar. I'll say I'm shopping 'cros...66. The Christmas Song The table's set ant the turkey's out. Christmas is here, let out a shout. The family's gathered all about. Christmas, Christmas is here!. Everyone is wearing big smiles. They all try to...67. The Credit Song Best things in life are not free. But you don't need to have money. To get the things that you want to own. You just have to get a loan. When you buy, small or large. Just put it on your credit c...68. The Fishing Song It's early in the morning, way before dawn. I down a cup of coffee, put my lucky hat on. Get down to the water before all the crowds. Gonna have more fun than the law allows. With my hot rod, I g...69. The Gaelic Song Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. And though few...70. The Happy Happy Birthday Once a year we celebrate, With stupid hats and plastic plates, The fact that you were able to make. Another trip around the sun. And the whole clan gathers ‘round, And gifts and laughter do abo...71. The Happy Happy Birthday Song Once a year we celebrate. With stupid hats and plastic plates. The fact that you were able to make. Another trip around the sun. And the whole clan gathers round. And gifts and laughter do abound. And...72. The Hockey Song Me work hard five days a week. Sweeping garbage from the street. Come home not want book to read. Not 'nuff pictures for me see. Sit right down in favourite chair. Wearing only underwear. Favouri...73. The Last Saskatchewan Pirate I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the CP line. But time went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there. And bankers came and took my land a...74. The Last Sensitive Cowboy When you hear that I'm a cowboy and I work the cattle trail. You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough). But the trail's worn me down, I don't wanna hang around. I'...75. The Mountie Song When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or county. I thought it would be great if someday I could only ever be a mountie. I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because...76. The Same Christmas Cake Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change. Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away. But it is what had stayed the same that gives me the most tears. For I've had the s...77. The War Of 1812 Oh, come back, proud Canadians. To before you had TV, No hockey night in Canada, There was no CBC (Oh, my God!). In 1812, Madison was mad, He was the president, you know. He thought he’d tell t...78. The Worst Seat On The Plane I bought a ticket to Austrailia, for my holidays, Got my boarding pass, found out at last, That I was seated in the middle of the row. The buisness man beside me smelled like Old Spice, and Gin. The l...79. Things Are Looking Bad For Santa When Christmas rolls around Santa's in his shop. Managing his elves and trying to cut costs. His plant is out of date, it needs modernization. He has quite a large debt accumulation. Elves are ex...80. Tokyo Love Song We had a love that was so bright. I used to dream of her each night. And rush to her side every morning (Whoooo!). I had her all to myself. We never noticed anyone else. We didn't even hear the r...81. Toronto Sucks I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too. I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo. The rents too high, the airs unclean. The beaches are dirty and the people are mean. And the women are big a...82. TV Weather Guy My father was a lawyer, mom's at university. My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph. D. My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky. But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weat...83. Vincent The Christmas Virus This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny. No one's making joyful sounds. Cranberry sauce ain't staying down. The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall. Everybody&...84. Waiting to Sell Out People ask us why we sing, they say we really dig your stuff. You must really love the things you do, is it enough. You've all got university degrees that should be a start. You can get a job a c...85. We Are the Beaver The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear, Australia is the kangaroo, cause they're kind of weird down there. Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands so proud and tall, But Canada is the greatest of...86. William Shakespeare's In My Cat I never much believed in reincarnation. Thought it was only people's imagination. But now I'm forced into some reconsideration. 'Cause something's happened to my cat. That deserves...87. Winnebago (Trevor's lines are italicized). WINNEBAGO!. Oh yeah!. Oh, man!. It's so great to be out in the road!. It sure is, man!. Hey, look at all them little cars going beside us. Look how small th...88. Wong's Chinese Buffet I'm feeling hungry, empty tummy, and I want to make it full. So I spend the day at Wong's buffet and I eat till I explode. There's sixty types of Oriental delights, I gotta have them al...
