Letra da Música Fuck Her Softly de Tenacious D

(spken: this is a song for the ladies, but fellows.. listen closely.)
you don't always have to fuck her hard. in fact sometimes,
that's not right to do. sometimes you got to make some love,
and fucking give her some smooches too. sometimes you
gotta squeeze sometimes you gotta say please. sometimes you gotta
say hey, i'm gonna fuck you... softly, i'm gonna screw you gently,
i'm gonna hump you... sweetly, i'm gonna ball you discreetly. and then
you say hey i bought you flowers, and then you say, wait a mintue sally
i think i got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?? That's
fucking teamwork! what's your favorite posit... that's cool with me,
it's not my favorite but i'll do it for you. what's your favorite dish?
i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from zanzabar! and then i'm
going love you completely, and then i'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then i'll fucking ball you completly, but then i'm gonna fuck you hard.
Hard...