I lie next to her in the bed. She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed. Nevermind the fact that she's dead. It turns me on. It turns me on. Sure, she's a little cold to the touch. Bu...
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1. A Month Dead 2. Albino Albino - Stephen Lynch. (intro)-I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have slipped away some how. but, i could only come up with two. I was in love with an albino. Her lack of...3. Baby Baby - Stephen Lynch. This is for my little girl. My lady gives birth today. I run to her room right away. She smiles with glee and hands her to me. I look at my newborn and say. Damn that's an u...4. Beelz I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time. (Song). Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here. To whisper...5. Best Friends Song Mark: I like my toast buttered. Stephen: and i'll take mine dry. Mark: I dig the beatles. Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy. Mark: I have fine taste. Stephen: and i like things cheap. Mark: I...6. Bitch had to see you one last time. theres something on my mind. how do i say what needs to be said?. the words are hard to find. how about bitch give me my money. i want my money and i wwant it fast. hey,...7. Bowling Song (almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) You watch me on your TV. Say that my job is easy. Say I am not athletic. You think my sport's pathetic. But you can't judge me 'till you've. walked a mile in my bowling shoes. So I...8. Classic Rock Song Classic Rock Song - Stephen Lynch. I get home late from work tonight. Baby, my body's achin'. Can't stop thinkin' 'bout you and me. And the love that we'll be makin'...9. Country Love Song I made love to ya all night long. then i got up to write you a song. i watched ya sleep and i fell in love. ya must've been sent from heaven above. don't think you could never do no wrong. t...10. Craig Everyone knows Jesus. The man who healed the lame. Well, I am Jesus' brother, Craig is my name. Jesus is the Prince of Peace. Jesus is the Lamb. Jesus is the Son of God, But Craig don't give...11. Down To The Old Pub Instead Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass. With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass. And make her your wife and love her with love so true. Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low. When h...12. Dr. Stephen I'm a rich and famous doctor. I always KNEW I'd be. An expert in the field of. Gynecology. Next on my agenda:. Checking your pudenda. Let me see what I can find. If you get your nerve up. Sl...13. Drink You Pretty Every time I drink a beer. It makes your lazy eye disappear. Every time I do a shot. I think you're hot, but I know you're not. Oh, I'm just trying to drink you pretty...14. For Me The union of a woman and a man. Touching for the very first time. The gentle texture of a hand. True love is always hard to find. And sometimes my penis ain't as hard as wood. And sometimes you&a...15. For The Ladies i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said, u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way", and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew, and i lie wondering just what i sho...16. Gay here we are dear old friend. you and i drunk again. laughs have been had and and tears have been shed. maybe the whiskey's gone to my head. but if i were gay. i would give you my heart. and if i...17. Gerbil Song I bought a gerbil. At the petting zoo. If Richard Gere can do it. I can too. I get undress. I start to lube. I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube. Wondering just how he'll feel. Will he like...18. Grandfather Die When grandfather dies. life will be strange. when grandfather dies. my whole world will change. when grandfather dies. i'll scream and i'll yell. coz i'll be f***in rich as hell. so gra...19. Hair There's a hair on the soap. and it's short and it's curly. There's a hair on the soap. and I don't think it's mine...20. Half A Man All my days. I live with my disgrace. I'm afraid to show my face. Or at least take off my underwear. See I was born. Like a half way neutered pet. I don't have a matching set. It's a pa...21. Halloween Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night. Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight. Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in store. The soun...22. Hermaphrodite She's part girl, she's part boy. She's got parts everyone can enjoy. She's got more, she's got less. She's got her manhood tucked in her dress. Is she a mister, or is she...23. Hey Love Love hurts. Love's a cruel master. Love's a killer. Love's a rotten bastard. Hey love, I'm done with you. Love will break your heart. I hate loving hating love. Love's a douch...24. I Wanna F Your Sister I gotta tune that im gonna sing with my buddy mark here (ok). I wrote this cuz me and mark have been friends. for a really really long time and uh. I think what makes us such good friends is. that we&...25. If I Were Gay Here we are. Dear old friends. You and i drunk again. laughs have been had. tears have been shed. maybe the whisky has gone to my head. but if i were gay. i would give you my heart. and if i were gay....26. In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl I see you there. Behind the glass. I drop a quarter in the slot and then I watch as you. Shake that ass. I watch you grind. I watch you dance. I show you mine, you show me yours and when we're do...27. Jim Henson's Dead Pokemon's a silly faze. Barney's now just purple haze. The Power Rangers lost their will to fight. Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky. And Oscar's still a grouchy guy. And Animal...28. Kill A Kitten When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten. Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. There'...29. Let Me Inside Will you show me your heart?. Will you open it wide?. Expose the raw nerves. Will you let me inside?. Can you tear down the wall?. For the mortar has dried. Will you show me your heart?. Will you let...30. Lion Howdy, folks. His next song is a story of a gal who just. Couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the nicest. Guy you ever met. And the other one, well, he's kind of a. Dick. Let&...31. Little Tiny Mustache Little Tiny Moustache - Stephen Lynch. You're the love of my life. but it cuts like a knife and I feel that I'm being misled. See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned o...32. Lorelei Lorelei. Lorelei had lazy eyes. Straight ahead she would stare. And still see shit over there with her lazy eyes. Anabel. Anabel had an odd odd odd smell. Cigarettes and gin. With some ball sweat mixe...33. Love Song If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter&apos...34. Lullaby (divorce Song) hush little girl. sweet baby dont cry, tonight. daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight. why cant it all be like it was before. how can i explain why mommy's not here anymor...35. Mixer At Delta Chi It's College time again. September's almost here. Hanging with freshmen girls. Frat party kegs of beer. I see a girl I'm wanting. mixer at Delta Chi. we take some oxycontin. Dave Matthe...36. Mother's Day Thank you dear lady for. being my mom, you did all my homework. you took me to prom, and I was the only guy. who got lucky that night....37. No Meat Vegan living, so healthy and clean. So much brown rice, so many mung beans. And no meat, not one bite of meat. Juicy meat, succulent meat. Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew. Rice milk and lentil...38. Not Home Not Home - Stephen Lynch. You say thats you're leaving but just for a day. The company wants you to fly to LA. So you leave me alone and i sit and i say. What will i do today. Today while you&apo...39. Oh Binladin Hey, well we come from Alabama, but were in Afghanistan. were navy seals and green marines, hunting for a man. they say he has a beard, a face, a dipper on his head. I heard we wont be coming home unt...40. Pierre My story is so tiresome. (tiresome!). Back in France, I was rich as they come. (as they come!). But I lost all my wealth. And my good mental health. Now I live with ze filth and ze scum. (and ze scum!...41. Priest deep in prayer my cross to wear. i kneel upon the floor. temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore. but i can not control myself. he rips my soul apart. for one small sheep among my...42. R.d.c. (opie's Lament) I used to think the perfect girl was only in my dreams. Until I saw your perfect face upon the movie screen. You seemed to know that I was there. As though from God's design. And as I cried, I to...43. She Gotta Smile She gotta smile, Yeah, She gotta smile and. she's flashin' it right at me. She gotta wink, a wink across. the bar and I know that it's meant to be. She gotta walk, OOH, she walkin'...44. So This Is Outer Space? So this is outer space. What a lovely place. I can't wait to tell the human race. Hello, alien. Will you be my friend?. Wait, there's something I can't comprehend. It's not outer...45. Special When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend. Fred was kind, with good intent. But just a little different. Oh, special Ed. Mama dropped him on his head. Now he's not so bright instead. He&ap...46. Special Fred When I was, A boy of ten. I had a very best friend. Fred was kind. with good intent. but just a little different. Oooh, Special Fred. mama dropped him on his head. now he's not so bright instead....47. Special Olympics Watch them run. Watch them fall. Watch them try to catch a ball. olympics, at the special olmypics. watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into the pool. thats diving. at them special oly...48. Superhero If I could be a superhero. I would be awesome man. I’d fly around the world fighting crime. According to my awesome plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie. Hurting other people and making t...49. Talk To Me I came down to the breakfast table. Felt like I could cry. I tried so hard, but wasn’t able. To look you in the eye. For I am feeling so much shame. Yes I have brought disgrace. Could tell I so...50. Tall Glass O' Water Yeehaw!. She's a tall glass'o water. shes sip a lemonade. She's a cup of hot targe tnt. She's a cold tang in the shade. shes an oatmeal cookie. She's a crumble apple melba t...51. Taxi Driver I flagged him down at the corner. And he picked me up at the light. I told him where I was going. And we drove off into the night. "How's it going my friend?" I asked him. Slowly he tur...52. Tennessee I've seen rocky mountains and great lakes. Stood beneath a redwood tree. But wherever I go my heart aches. For a place called Tennessee. Oh come with me. Where the Whiskey flows like wine. And th...53. The Gathering Dare I say, the greatest poets of our day. Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay. The hip hip clowns. Haters see just white-trash family. They say fan of I. C. P. must have the downs. I don't care, I l...54. The Night I Laid You Down We were young, maybe twenty. You wore a white dressing gown. Drinking wine and dancing slowly. On the night I laid you down. And the moonlight revealed your body. As the radio played some old Phil Col...55. Too Jesusy Oh baby, you were such a tease. Only get down on your knees to pray. To pray. And something in your Bible says. Not to let me share your bed today. Today. Oh, now I see. That you turned out to be. Too...56. Vanilla Ice Cream Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing. The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting. Just don't take it personally, this is no attack. But we will never last beca...57. Voices In My Head Prelogue:. You know, when you're up here and you're playing and having a good time and. looking down on you and all of your smiling faces, you try to do a good show, but sometimes there&apos...58. Walken I Hey its Cristopher Walken. Gerbil what kinda of song is that, that's crazy. There's no cowbell in Gerbil. I need more cowbell. Gerbil, We all, look Mr Lynch. We all know the erotic effects o...59. Walken Ii I'm sorry but I don't know what to do. I just need more Cowbell. Tall glass O'water is my favorite. Because it has cowbell. That's funny to you engineer man in the corner. You don&...60. What If The Guy From Smashing Pumpkings Lost His Car Keys Where the f*** are my car keys. They were right here in my hand. I had them just a second ago. Did I leave them in the kitchen. Or underneath the cusions of the couch. I can’t find them anywher...61. Whiskey Dick Oh my God, I feel sick. Drank too much, whiskey dick. Tried so hard with this chick. Still too soft, whiskey dick. Rise it must, point to prove. Wait, I just felt it move. Tried a-gain, have no doubt....62. Whittlin' Man In the woods of Northern Michigan he made his home. Didn't ask much from the world, just wanted to be alone. He got his first real blade at thirteen thats when it all began. soon the creatures of...63. You Caught Me Spankin It I came down to the breakfast table. Felt like I could cry. I tried so hard but wasn't able. To Look you in the eye. For I am feeling so ashamed. Yes I have brought disgrace. I can tell i've...64. You'll Do I've been drinking here since 5. It's 2am and everybody's gone. The bar man's cleaning up. The jukebox off and all the lights are on. I look up from my Pbr. And see your desperate...
