I fucked seventeen girls in a row last night. And ten of them gave me head. I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill. To clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did. The very next day I told the guys...
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1. 17 Girls In a Row 2. Always Gonna Be a Ho I fell in love. With someone sweet and pure. But you became. The world's biggest whore. I went away. For a few weeks or more. You fucked more dudes. Than I fucked girls on the tour. How can it be...3. Anything Goes Tie a couple lassos around those tits. Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits. Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx. Bring a german shepherd on into the mix. Yeah!. Anything goes!. An...4. Asian Hooker I'm in Tokyo. I'm looking for a ho. Tried to score some blow. but I don't speak Japanese. Find a geisha girl. Take her for a whirl. Wrap a tuna roll on my dick. And the bitch is on her...5. B.V.S Big vagina syndrome. Is becoming a common disease. Ladies that have this affliction. Are never easy to please. If you poke someone with b. v. s. There's not much you can do. It's like fill...6. Bukkake Tears You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom. You said my cock was nice. But left a little too much headroom. So I called some of the boys and I set it up. How was I to know you'd regr...7. Community Property I would give you the stars in the sky. but they're too far away. If you were a hooker you'd know. I'd be happy to pay. If suddenly you were a guy. I'd be suddenly gay. 'Cause...8. Critter If you love your lady then here's some good advice. If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice. If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast. So do what St...9. Death To All But Metal Alright!. Yeah!. C-c-come on!. Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls. They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall. Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre. They can suck each other just bec...10. Do You Wanna do Me I see you staring at me, just like I'm staring at you. I wanna go for a ride, up on your ass and your boobs. I want my cock up inside, on your fallopian tubes. Baby I don't need to know your...11. Eatin' Ain't Cheatin Woah!!!. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!!!. Woah!!. I went down on her last night. From what I understand baby thats alright. I didn't screw her and thats the truth. But I eat that vagina through and thr...12. Eyes Of A Panther Here we go. Whoa. Ooo whooa. She's looking good, from head to toe. She looking all posh yea. She's ready to blow. Got teeth like razors. and claws like knives. She's ready to pounce on...13. Fat Girl (thar She Blows) I saw her drinking beer. Eatin peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car. She said her name was Debbie. She was a friend Jenny Creggs. She had boobs like water melons and bre...14. Fuck Everybody Yeah. Stupid fuckin' bitch in the fast-lane almost hit my car. Checkin' her fuckin' Snapchat on her motherfucking phone. Tried to wave an officer down, he was on Instagram. Fuck Everybo...15. Fucking My Heart In The Ass The heart is cool. It's a magnificent machine. and it don't have a brain. But it thinks that you're being too mean. And it don't have legs, which is sad. Cuz it can't run away...16. Gangbang At The Old Folks Home Oh yeah. Uh, sexy. Oh yeah. Delivering pizza on a saturday night. I was cranking van halen and looking tight. Ten extra sausage went to shady oak drive. I'm lucky that I left there alive. It&apos...17. Girl From Oklahoma Well, I bet you never guessed. When you came to the show. You'd be getting on the bus with me. And doing some blow. your mama's in the parking lot. Looking for you. She's gonna find you...18. Gloryhole There's a place in france. Where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall. Where you put your cock & balls. But you never really know. Who's sucking on the other side. Is...19. Gods of Pussy Sometimes it's hard. When all the girls want to fuck you. So you fuck em once. Bu they just keep coming back. And there's other girls. And your dick wants someone new. But the bitches you fu...20. Goin' In The Backdoor Front door's locked. Locked up tight!. Tried to get in with all my might!. Going in the backdoor!. Getting in no matter what!. Going in the backdoor!. Little bit muddy but it sure ain't shut...21. Gold-Digging Whore Don't you go potting a deal. Don't you buy a gucci chest. If it comes down to you or a pile of cash. I can tell you what she's gonna choose. The girls got her hands on a 2" ring. O...22. Handicapped Slut She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes. Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed. I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair. As people laugh and walk on by. I...23. Heavy Metal Rules Couldn't make no money as a singer. Didn't seem to get too far. So I sell pot brownies and Vicodin. From the back seat of my car. Movin' back to Chicago. Gonna rest my achin' head....24. Hell's On Fire Its so fucking hot in here. But the devil doesn't care. The front row will be dripping wet. But satan won't even break a sweat. He's in the car corning up the heat. Burning my hands bur...25. I Ain't Buying What You're Selling I don't need a crystal ball. To tell me that I'll be. Dead from liver failure. Just wait around and see. Don't need acupuncture. To rid me of my pain. I've got pharmaceuticals. And...26. I Got What You Want Well you can go and buy some stuff. But it will never be enough. To fill the void that's in your soul. But I got something to fill that hole. Baby everything you need. Is right here in my pants....27. I Like Drugs Last night, I got so high. I think I had sex with the cable guy. Well I'll admit, it would've been funny, But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money. I buy chronic every week or so. But I...28. I Want Pussy I like it hot, I like it young, I like it wrapped around my tongue. I like it shaved, I like it clean, so hold the cheese if you know what I mean. I wanna hit it, I wanna tap it, I wanna pull it and t...29. I Want Your Tits Fuck yeah, we fuckin' rock. We like chicks that suck our cocks. We drink in the morning. Do coke all day. Look at me babe, I'm okay. I'm fuckin' horny babes. So here's the tru...30. I'm Not Your Bitch Pick up your clothes, take the trash out. Is that really all that love is about?. Give me a back rub snuggle after sex. This kind of stuff will turn you into my ex. Ain't gonna do the things you...31. If I Was The King If I was the king. I would get myself a bitchin' crown. And I'd make all the bitches call me sir michael starr. I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne. And at night I'd go in...32. If You Really, Really Love Me If you really, really, really, really love me. Then you really, really, really gotta show me. Don't whine when I put it in your booty. Or if I'm up all night playing call of duty. Never hass...33. In The Future It is the future. year 6969. somewhere out in megaspace. the pelozees of. The lesbodyke nebula, in order to continue breeding after removal from the. Universe their last remaining enemy, men, creat...34. It Won't Suck Itself Woah. Let's go. Listen up. Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show. We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you. Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground. I felt...35. Just Like Tiger Woods If you don't golf that's okay. You can be a tiger anyway. Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough. Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah. If you wanna be like Tiger...36. Let Me Cum In Sleeping on a park bench in chilly October. Currently homeless, or is it foreclosure?. I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes. I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dishes...37. Let's Get High Tonight Mom and dad are out of town. Call the whores it's going down. Let's all fuck until the dawn. Fornicate on the neighbors lawn. Let's get high tonight. Let the brain cells fry tonight. Ba...38. Momentary Epiphany When I look out to the stars. And confront my own mortality. I'm overwhelmed by desire to live. To do something more, to give. But time is short and I'll soon be dead. Or living in my uncle&...39. Now The Fun Starts Take a little toke, drink a little wine. Shoot a little smack, snort a little line. Get a blowjob from the boss's wife. You only live once, baby, live your life, yeah (yeah). Two in the pink, one...40. Party All Day (fuck All Night) When I was only three, my mom said to me, "Don't go to school with a skanky ho, or you're gonna get VD". When I was seventeen, I boned a kooky bitch. A couple days later, my balls...41. Party like tomorrow is the end of the world Have sex (yeah!). With every female of the species he say. The end is near (yeah!). So don't you worry about the hiv. Get drunk (yeah!). Till you puke all over the floor. We're gonna die tom...42. People Are Stoopid I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay. Suckin one dick doesn't make you gay. That's what all the boys in prison say. Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it. Bein real ri...43. Poontang Boomerang Met a girl on Tinder. About a year ago. Ass felt like a beanbag. Stinky down below. She never got a call back. I couldn't get on that fatty. Went golfing three days later. Guess who shows up as m...44. Pussy Ain't Free Don't need a certified public accountant. To run the numbers on my dick and balls. Don't need to look at every Amex statement. Already know I'm getting charged for those. Booty calls. D...45. Pussywhipped Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight. The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight. Your excuses are getting pretty lame. The malady you suffer has a name. Pussywhipped. Your balls...46. Red Headed Step Child Alright. Here we go. You caught my attention. When you walked away. After kicking my balls. Saying I was gay. Blowing your rape whistle. Spraying me with mace. Baby my emasculation. Was my saving grac...47. She's On The Rag Every girl in the world has feminine needs. Every day of the month a vagina bleeds. Every man has balls filled with his seed. Seeking out every hole is vagina greed. She didn't want to disappoint...48. She's on the rag (Alternate Version) I was 12 years old and never been laid. I wanted to go to a party one day. But my mom said fuck that in the A. Go do your spelling and your algebra. I couldn't understand the reason. She threw a...49. She's Tight (Cheap Trick Cover) When I'm down I make a call. Got the number written on the wall. First it's busy then I try again. Oh, who's she talking to, could it be him?. I got the number and it starts to ring. I...50. Sneaky Little Bitch Caught you with your hand in the cookie jar. Shoving cocks in your cookie in the back of your car. You told me it was never gonna happen again. But before you fucked my uncle and my ex best friend. Yo...51. Stripper Girl I met you down at the Seventh Veil. The first night that I got out of jail. Your lips were red and your skin was pale. You were the one that I wanted to nail. Yeah. I asked you for a table dance. You...52. Supersonic Sex Machine I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel. I am programmed to make all the bitches squeal. I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs. I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and...53. Ten Strikes You're Out Flip them burgers man. Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends. I'll poke your damn eye. so you'll never wink again. You'll never wink again. Strike two, you touched my damn iphone....54. That's What Girls Are For I wanna make one thing crystal clear. When I want an ice old beer. Get it real quick and say "yes, dear". Those are the words that I wanna hear. We'll get along - you will see. Focus on...55. That's When You Came In Every night I'd party till I was stupid stumbling drunk. And the walls were drenched in vomit. spit, and other peoples spunk. And an endless line of 18 year old stripper. druggie whores. Would be...56. The Burden Of Being Wonderful Why in a world of ugly faces. Should I be allowed to be so hot?. So many people without talents. Yet I was born with the magical gifts I've got. The perfect body, the perfect face. It's like...57. The Shocker Are you ready baby. oooh. ahh yeah. Extra Extra read all about it. I wanna show kinda ya something new. Now If your having trouble just getting a boner. Here's something cool that'll work fo...58. The Stocking Song So you say you like candy canes. All the ladies do. Candy canes were meant for sucking. So don't you think about trying to chew. How about little eggnog. I got a homemade recipe. You're gonn...59. Tomorrow Night The food will be great. And the drinks will be free. And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me. The weed will be toked. And colombian coke. Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that'...60. Turn Out The Lights So you're big and kinda hairy. Like a monkey at the zoo. I don't care if you're a monkey. With an ass that's red and blue. Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style. The way chihua...61. Walk Of Shame Nine in the morning singing the blues. In the hotel lobby missing one of your shoes. With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise. Puke on your hand as you reach for the door. Your bottle of...62. Wasted too much time You really want me to be some other guy. But I can't even try. cause that guy's a lie. And when I try to be him, I just wanna cry. So that guy should die. that fuckin' guy should just d...63. Weenie Ride I want to tell you 'bout something fun. So I wrote you this song. If you've ever been to Disneyland. You know the lines can be real long. But I got a ride that the bitches love. And you won&...64. Why Can't You Trust Me I want you to know one thing. You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah. So if you want to keep being with me. Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space. Stop chasing me ar...65. Wrong Side of the Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills) My mansion is the size of a city block. I got a statue of David but he's missing his cock. I got my name monogrammed on the side of my jet. But I can't afford a hangar to park the thing yet....66. You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk Your beauty is deeper than the sea. But you're still working on your abcs. When you're with me and you speak your mind. I'm afraid of what my friends might find. Because you're bea...67. Zebraman What is your philosophy of life?. You know it's me. Aw. It sucks shit. Heavy metal rules. Heavy metal rules. All that punk shit sucks. It doesn't belong in this world. It belongs on fucking...
