A beer is much better than a woman, Ill tell you why im right. A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night. A beer will go down easy, a beer is allways wet. Do I want a wife? No thanks!...
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1. A Beer Is Better Than A Woman 2. Bad Pickup Lines Don't I know you from the bus. My mom has that same dress. Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?. How much were your brests?. Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?. My tool needs a shead. I&...3. Carlos I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality. I aint got a problem with it. If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm...4. Carlos Man Of Love You think I'm sexy, and your right. Come a little closer, I won't bite. I see the love that's in your eyes. Between my legs, you'll find a prize. For I am what you're dreaming...5. Dancing With A Man I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere. She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer. She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two. It was then I realized...6. Dear Penis This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis yall. Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor....7. Fred He once shot a man just for snorin'. Got out of bed and shot him dead. Well his name was. I didnt know what his name was. So we just called him Fred. He was ridin' cross a dessert. on a hors...8. Gay Factory Worker He's a. Gay factory, worker from the south, He'll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth. He works all day with a great big smile. and he carries a large lunch pail, and after work...9. Great To Be A Man I wake up each morning, and Im proud of who I am. Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam. I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that Id get rich. Only to find on Monday m...10. It's To Late ( Radio Edit ) When we first met we made love every hour, now the days I always have to beg. When we first met your stomache was a sixpack, now the days it looks more like a cake. It's to late now we're ma...11. Masterbate was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate. I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date. She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair. Long as she moved...12. Older Women I like older women, how bout you. Nineteens are good to look at, but they're to young for my lovin. Twenties are fun, but they're not done, You need to stick them back in the oven. thirty th...13. Pickup Truck im gettin married to my pickup truck. it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck. it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer. or want a divorce. it doesn't care if I stay out lat...14. Play Your Cards Wrong if you play your cards wrong. you can take me home tonight. you've got all the makings. of my future ex-wife. i've got 3 bucks. my credit sucks. and my future don't look to bright. if y...15. Prison Bitch They say our love is taboo, that what we're doing is wrong. But I don't care what they say, 'cause my love is so strong. They tell us we should be ashamed, we're not husband and wi...16. Show Them To Me Well it seems to me that this whole worlds gone crazy. Theres to much hate and killin goin on. But when i see the bare chest of a woman. My worrys and my problems are all gone. No one thinks of fighti...17. Snowman who put the dick on the snowman. and embarrassed the family. could have used a ball bat. cucumber or zucini. but instead you used a thimbol. somethin you can barely see. who put the dick on the snowma...18. The Chicken I like my women like I like my chicken. With a little bit of fat on the ends. Not too much and not too little. Just enough to make me grin. When I see a little woman walkin' down the street. She...19. The Man Song Ladies and gentleman; the man song. He’s the man. He’s the man. I don’t take no crap from anybody, else but you. I wear the pants around here, when I finish with your laundry. Co...20. The Pubic Hair Song . Well i've found a crouch. and i'm finally bak. Watchin them peckerz try to get in her crack. I'm gettin messy wen they slip right off the track. THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!. 2. Well...21. Things We Didn't Know We were young when we first met, And I won’t ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever. inside of you my angel had to be. All at on...22. Ugly Women She had a gap between her teeth you could drive a. truck through. Beath like a trash can dumpster that could kill. you. She drove a 1973 chevy blazer. and her legs and her armpits never seen a razor....
