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1. 100 Times Fuckeder 2. 13 Stitches The first time I saw the Descendents, They were the fastest band I'd ever seen. No one in the crowd really cared for them, We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play. After a couple months I hear...3. 180 Degrees It's so easy to defend the Status Quo. with everyone so cool and cynical. But when you see the end don't justify the means. It's just that 180 degrees. The great thing about bein'...4. 60% I'm not here to entertain you. I'm here to meet my friend the Russian. The Irish, the German, the Colombian. I don't care how bad I fuck up. I care about how fucked up I get. I'm n...5. 60% (reprise) We're the band with our own label. That's money under the table, that's answering to no one. But still, other bands just love to hate us. Talking shit behind us, but smiling to our face...6. A200 Club Why do I keep scratching. Scratching my balls. I don't like this feeling. I don't like it at all. Cause I got crabs. I got crabs. I got crabs. There's crab eggs in my bed. In the carpet...7. All his suits are torn Billy Cobin lost it all. We knew he would eventually. Some wonders why he took the fall. Others just ask who the hell is he. And why should we care for him?. A baggy man with baggy clothes. A face mad...8. All My Friends In New York Staying home is not rally an option. For alcoholics living in Manhattan. Have you seen the size of John Bush's apartment?. It's a bit smaller than a glove compartment. For all my friends in...9. All of Me All of me, why not take all?. Can't you see I'm no good without you?. Take these arms, I wanna lose them. Take these lips, I'll never use them. Your goodbye left me with eyes. How can I...10. All Outta Angst I'm not insane, I'm not bummed out. I got no one to blame, nothing to change. I got no evil to fight. One thing's for sure, I'm all outta angst. society don't bother me. and t...11. Always Hate Hippies You are a hippie, You smell like skunk, I'm your arch-enemy, A middle class punk. Get out, Get a life, Get a job, Everyone's smoking grass, Everyone is an ass. Can't you afford to cut y...12. American Errorist Its ok allow yourself a little hate. Hatred is not so bad when directed at injustice. You can turn the other cheek; just don't turn the. other way. Enemy of the planet we finally have a common ha...13. Anarchy Camp I got an invitation to go to anarchy camp. there will be twistin´, fistin´, biting, fighting all in an evening. the soundtrack will go multi platinum. barbecue a boca while the effigies burn...14. And Now For Something Completely Similar Hello, Welcome our CD. Can you hear the blatant similarity. To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat. vinyl lyrics: Hello, welcome to our disc. turn it up and get your neighbors pissed. or turn it down, it d...15. Ant Attack I can't believe we won the war. What's it good for?. We won't be anymore. We'll all turn to steel. We'll be in hell. Talking to our friends. Nothing, nothing. Everyone will be...16. Antenna's <i>[Rancid cover song]</i>. your selling sexism your selling racism your selling anything you get your fucking hands on an understanding, you got a plan in a presentation to advertisers wh...17. Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns [first joke]. - Hey Hefe. - What?. - What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?. - Uh. you?. [second joke]. - Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?. - I don't know. - Free ham!....18. August 8th Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day, I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day, Like waking up from a real bad dream, suddenly e...19. Backstage Passport Theme We're Nofx. Screwin' up since 1983. But these days we've got mortgages and families. So we're goin' on a sketchy tour. No country is too obscure. We're gonna drink and go...20. Bang Gang We don't care, Cause we're in a gang. Parties that we go end up in a bang. Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead. While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead. We follo...21. Bath of Least Resistance Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and. I can never figure out. When to speak when to shout when to shut up. When to knock myself out. I need a brainwash. Gray-matter bath. I need the clutter...22. Beer Bong "Beer Bong". If I want some beer, I don't want to hear, How I missed the show, Because I drink to slow, So pass me the beer bong, It won't take very long, For me to put down, Torpe...23. Benny Got Blowed Up Tired of shootin' smack, tired of on the run, traded the needle. for the gun. Tired of livin' small, tired of the withdrawal, no more retreat time for attack. Oh Benny how many times you tr...24. Best God In Show I've no consideration, zero mutual respect. for billions who suffer from rational thought neglect. I don't want to waste a sentence, I don't want a conversation. That's gonna end i...25. Blasphemy (the Victimless Crime) I’ll throw a pie in the face of piety. I’ll torch a torah right off a bridge. I am a reverend of irreverence. I’m a shill for any sacrilege. I understand that faith in a deity. He...26. Bleeding Heart Disease How money polluted my mind. Dough what our lives are lived for. Rae just a crazy Aussie. Me the generation forges on. Fodder for corporations. Sewing our lips together. LA such a nice place to get sho...27. Bob He spent 15 years. Getting loaded for 15 years. Till his liver exploded. Now what's Bob gonna do. Now that he cant drink?. The Doctor said: "Whatcha been thinkin bout?". Bob said : &quo...28. Bob Turkee We don't like him he's such a geek. He wears funny glasses he has so many zits. Bob turkee the dick. Bob turkee the dick. Bob turkee the turkey. Bob turkee the dick. He has a beer belly he d...29. Bottles To The Ground You know it when its over. doors are closing feel the sober. starring at you. you know you better take one last good look. One more round then its bottles to the ground. Smashing of the glass what a s...30. Brain Constipation Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me. Am I alone in this world. Is there anyone listening?. Appease me, can't find a reason to be. Alienation, is taking over me. I'm going away, can'...31. Buggley Eyes Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek. And woke up with Bo Diddley?. Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek. And woke up with Bo Diddley?. You got so loaded, you thought that she. Was the most...32. Bye Bye Biopsy Girl It came back negative and gave us a scare. The next year, it grew back again. And you started to swear. And after chemotherapy. You threw up and lost all your hair. And when I said bye bye biopsy girl...33. California Drought I once heard a song about it never rains. In southern california. I once saw a band play at the farm sober. I hadn't had a drink. Like cleaning gums or hugging bums. Or doing something that you k...34. California Über Alice Don't want a theocracy. Don't want to share my economy. Fuck that shit about sea to shining sea. I want out of the U. S. A. But i don't wanna leave C. A. Jonathan Christ said it best fi...35. Can't Get The Stink Out what i scream about, can't get the stink out. catch it on my tongue, save it in my lung. fucking vegans smoking, keep us all choking. big round of applause for california laws. act like human...36. Canada Has Better Heroin The beer is better in Canada. The people are better in Canada. The hockey players are better in Canada. But America has better hockey teams. The ecstasy is better in Canada. The weed is better in Cana...37. Cantando En Español Despues de 235. canciones, los liricos se valuan mas. y no tengo ningunos para esta. El Hefe canta melodia triste. o canta amor de la corazon. haz como que hable español. ojala que la mayoria. de...38. Champs Élysées (english Version) I was walking down the avenue and my hart wanted something unknown(new). I felt like saying good day to anybody. To anybody and that was you, and I said something (anything). It was enough to me to ta...39. Champs-Elysees Une, deux, trois. Je me balladais sur l'avenue. Le coeur ouvert à l'inconnu. J'avais envie de dire bonjour à n'importe qui. N'importe qui et ce fût toi. Et je t...40. Cheese It's been a long time. Now it's time to get your bubble burst. Things are bad enough in this world. Why do you have to make them worse?. Day after day, you just gotta get it....41. Civil Defense This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, This is the Real Thing!!!. And if you tape my voice, which you should never ever do. You’ll kiss your ass goodbye, I’m talking to yo...42. Clams Have Feelings Too Birds are dumb cause small bird brains. But so are kids and old people. Some birds talk, most others sing. I don't see you eating a talking bird. Pigs smell bad and roll in poo. But so do kids an...43. Codependence Day I haven’t got any more excuses. We’ve gone way past alcohol abuses. It’s too late. We gotta celebrate codependence day. Self-caused afflictions. Magnified with chemical addictions...44. Cokie The Clown All the way from palm springs. just out of detox. show him a warm welcome. let's hear some applause. greetings all, hello. welcome to my show. I'm sure you'll have fun. watching me jugg...45. Concerns Of A Gop Neo-phyte (wrong Version) truth. now like a viral infection. the GOP developed a vaccine. get your shot from your local christian reading room. make sure your clothes are blue and neoprene. windows closed, televisions on, talk...46. Cool And Unusual Punishment Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake. The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place. For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store. Not the kind designed for the...47. Cops and Donuts When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk. A copper pulled me over, and I thought that I was sunk. He came up to my car, I thought up a little trick. I took a donut, jelly filled, and put it on a...48. Corazon de Oro <i>[Rancid cover song]</i>. its over before it starts oh don't you know hold your marks and stand by ready to go from london to new york, montreal, tokyo i see visions of her everywhe...49. Creeping Out Sara I was backstage at a festival in germany. Talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette. I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set. I noticed that her hair was longer in the back. I...50. Dad's bad news Don't believe a word your grandfather says. He's been classified grade a psycotik. You can see it from the hole in his head. A saner man would have used a bigger gun. Degeneration ah ah ah a...51. Day to Daze I trusted you at least I thought I could. I tried to believe when you said. I got a better job I can pay you back. real soon. No! I don't do those drugs no more. I know my luck has changed my li...52. Dead Beat Mom She's a dead beat mom, a one woman pogrom. A tri-polar paradigm, a lunatika time bomb. When everything is alright. She makes everything wrong. Living only to spite and spit napalm. She's a d...53. Decom-poseur she's a painting outta focus with no good sense of intention she's authentic. she's a model of disaster with a heart of revolution. she's so innocent, but guilty's her plea. e...54. Dig rationalize values it's so easy to succeed. keeping your eyes on the prize excess. camped outside laissez fair. people understand me there. don't talk to me we'll get along just fine. b...55. Dinosaurs Will Die This is not a test of the emergency broadcast system. This is the real thing. keep back watch it crumble, see the drowning watch the fall. I feel just terrible about it, that's sarcasm, Let it b...56. Ditch Effort Living for nothing does not require reason. Ban no ambition, call it national treason. I've been outside the cave. And told them 'bout the light. They told me they don't wanna know abou...57. Don't Call Me White Don't call me white! (4x). The connotations wearing my nerves thin. Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?. I understand that language breeds stereotype. But what's the exp...58. Door Nails These two shots are for Derrick. For Rifle not the handgun. For Coffee and cigarettes. Give it back. You know suicide isn't painless. When you leave everyone in pain. The two shots will never go...59. Doornails These two shots are for Derrick. For Rifle, not the handgun. For Coffee and Cigarettes. Give It Back. You know, suicide isn't painless. When you leave everyone in pain. Two shots will never go do...60. Drop the World He won the race the judges concluded he was the betterman. he'd come from victory a hesitation a one time show or place. his self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his. urges ca...61. Drug Free America we believe in a drug free amerika. a drug free amerika for me. that's the way we believe. that way that it should be. drug free amerika for me. like in amsterdamn where drugs. are bought and sold...62. Drugs Are Good Want to fuck off, drop out, never trust a fuckin' hippie. For that matter don't trust anyone. Quit school, don't work, livin' up the music you punk. If I could do it so could anyon...63. Dying Degree dresser drawers are filled with pocket change. coupons out, cigarettes smoked down to the butt, is this what dreams are made of!. Adding up subtracting down you find. yourself sucking the rind. dying...64. East Bay Get out of my way. Can't you see im from East Bay. I Know Blatz, down with E. B. U. I bet I got way more piercings than you. I just love this town. My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds. Met her at the...65. Eat The Meek why must we stay, where we don't belong (x2). Because theres never gonna be enough space. so eat the meek, savour the taste. Its always gonna be a delicacy. so lick your chops and eat the meek. w...66. Eddie, Bruce And Paul What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul?. What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul?. And Eddie had it good, but Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks. So after a couple years, Eddie broke it off w...67. El Lay Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L. A. ?. Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo. I bet I know way more people than you. I just love this town, my girlfriend 84 pounds. Met...68. Electricity One source of energy. the ultimate discovery. electric blue for me. never more to be free. electricity. nuclear and H. E. P. Carbon fuels from the sea. wasted electricity. One source of energy. electr...69. Eric Melvin vs. PCP Eric Melvin took PCP. One night in Hollywood. It was pretty funny. He kept saying, "Help me". Over and over again. Then he started puking. That was cool. Then he passed out. That was boring....70. Everything In Moderation (especially Moderation) Thirty-nine. My hair should be parted. Not spiked and green. My nights should end at 10 not 6am. But it is and they don't. I still get. Excited when the Adolescents play. Wake up not knowing What...71. Falling In Love Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin. Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me. We're goin down, but not our love. Death don't seem so bad, When I'm with you. My only love, so...72. Fan Mail Fan Mail. Dear Sirs, To whom is may concern. theres facts id like to learn. so many things i wanna know. especially trivial info paraphernalia. badges and regalia please send me everything. Cuz I. am...73. Fermented And Flailing This is not a test. Not true, this kind of is a test of our endurance. There's really no one left to place the blame on and hang in at the tee. This ones not relived by a regime, it also took a h...74. First Call All my neighbors are fast asleep. And I can’t find anything to drink. McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol. So I’m headed down the street to first call. Me and the band where staying up...75. Five Feet Under 5 feet under he's got one foot in the grave. would you look at him I think he's lost it. I don't think that he can be saved. he's got a down payment on his tombstone. he's not...76. Fleas my father used to say. you sleep with dogs the next day. you'll wake in the bed scratching. those inevitable fleas. at ten years old. you listen to what you're told. but I never felt the itc...77. Food, Sex, and Ewe I'd rather have a bottle in front of me. I'd rather watch 10 hours of T. V. But since I can't I'll think of food. I'll think of sex. I'll think of music. And I'll th...78. Forming Rip them down. Hold them up. Tell them that. I'm your gun. Pull my trigger. I am bigger than. Rip them down. Hold them up. Tell them that. I'm your gun. Pull my trigger. I'm bigger than...79. Franco Un-American I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small. Never thought about the problems of this planet at all. Global warming, radio-active sites. Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!. Why...80. Freedom like a Shopping Cart A Christian an anarchist slash prostitute. figures out the true meaning of freedom. Not freedom like America freedom like a shopping cart. Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub. cost you about 50 c...81. Freedumb Don't even try to tell us what we can and cannot say profanity's a. tool that you cannot take away is freedom of expression just a load. of shit? Just another farce in american politics....82. Fuck The Kids I fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck. yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck...83. Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck. fuck the front door, fuck the back. fuck the good girls with the knack. fuck the government until they fuck you back. fu...84. Fungus I hate the radio but I like Fungus. The only punk-rock station, it’s humongous. I think they just play Misfit’s Walk among us. Fungus 53...85. Generation Z I think that our kids will probably see. The end of humanity, as we know it. Cause this world's about to blow it. Will they see what they saw in ancient rome. The destruction of the home. Will th...86. Germ Free Adolescents I know she's antiseptic her deodorant smells nice I'd like to get to know you But you're deep frozen like the ice She's a germ free adolescent Cleanliness is her obsession She clea...87. Getting High On The Down Low I'm on the wagon now but she doesn't know. I'm getting high on the down low. Cause when I got the music I got no place to go. Unless I got a bottle in me. I'm in the Cadillac, they...88. Gin and Juice With so much drama in the L-B-C. It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G. But I, somehow, some way. Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day. May I, kick a little something for the...89. Glass War Glass war, glass war, glass war, glass war, it's a glass war. Glass war, glass war, it's a glass war. Glass war, glass war. It's a glass war. 'Cause you can see right through the p...90. Go To Work Wasted i'm overhung, overslept. i'm ripe, desheveld, perfectly unkempt. i like my drink mit toast and eggs. the best bloody mary you've ever tasted. go to work wasted. go to work bombed....91. Go Your Own Way loving you isn't the right thing to do. how can i ever change things that i feel. if i could, baby i'd give you my world. but how can i, when you won't take it from me. you can go your...92. Golden Boys Aimless ain't got no where to go. All my thoughts have gone…. Ready?. Mother Mary had a son. Whose days were spent on having fun. And Monday he got a letter: “you could make yoursel...93. Gonoherpasyphlilaids Sitting in a room waiting for some news. Sitting in a room with white knuckles. Not feeling so good. I didn't do the things I should. I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me". H...94. Green Corn Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't. wanna go. Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do. And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna. meet. I close m...95. Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band Guttermouth is a really good band, but they like do hand jobs everyday. Yeah, Guttermouth are a real good band, but they like to give those hand jobs everyday!...96. Happy Break Up Song Hello dear there somthin' on my mind. There somethin' between us I can't find. Can please please show me the light. Because with you I refuse to fight. It's cause you have a new gi...97. Happy Father's Day Fuck you paul burkett (that's my dad). I'm glad that you are dead. You weren't a father or a parent. More an acquaintance than a friend. (you called me every 2 or 3 months. Then my band...98. Happy Guy He's just a man getting through life the best he can. He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer. Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity. From his family - h...99. Hardcore 84 Now my chainsaw close to head. Change your points; you’re left for dead. This isn’t hectic fight for fun this is Hardcore 81. Neighbourhood watch, backyard brawl. Riot at Montanan hall,...100. Here Comes the Neighborhood I've got to get out of I've got to get out of this hood, I've got to get. out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out. I've had enough, won't call...101. Herojuana Light the match, Burn the flower, Leave behind, All the wrong, Why be sad, When happiness can be bought, For a little more than free, Modern day prohibition, Are we men,are we children, At what age, c...102. Hit It You tell me you don't like the taste. Drugs and alcohol are such a waste. You got better things to do. Like hang around, Be straight and screw. Enjoy your day, What to say. Hell of a friend. Why...103. Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums) Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH. Scared of bums. Not just because they stink bad. Not just because they're crackers. From drinking too much Lysol. Let them be. Just don't get fuc...104. Hold It Back Life is just a bowl of worries. Or is it just the DUI's. Distinguish between right and wrong. Truth and bullshit. If you can't agree between white and black. Don't let it get you down....105. Hotdog In A Hallway She'll have another piece of pie. She'll have a double Rueben rye. She works hard at eating well. That's why I love her. She's got a couple of pony kegs. Her arms are bigger than m...106. I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion I am a huge fan of Bad Religion. I even bought a brown Fender Precision (like the one Jay plays). Signing to Atlantic was a really bad decision. Now they’re back on Epitaph hey. I bought Suffer...107. I Am An Alcoholic I liked going to School. I didn't want to fool around with Drugs. Cause all of my friends were dropping out. I had to get stuff done, I wasn't fun. I didn't try pot till I was 21. But n...108. I Am Going To Hell For This One Jesus Christ will resurrect. He's got his BMI royalty to collect. He's no the white fragile hippie. He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T. Jesus Christ is coming back. He wants to k...109. I Am The One <i>[Rancid cover song]</i>. Are you gonna be ready to use it. If you hesitate they'll pursue it. Put the gun to the dome no question. Now the holy ghost in question what about the ban...110. I Don't Like Me Anymore One morning I woke up. Scratched my balls and eyes. I looked into the mirror. And got a big surprise. I don't know who this person is. But I've seen his face before. A face I don't want...111. I Don't Want You Around Jenny, so many times I tried to get away. But you kept following me all over town. I'll display it, there's no way to say it. I don't just want you, I just don't want you around. I...112. I Gotta Pee (Untraditional) 1, 2, 1, 2, 3. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I got...113. I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus I am a huge fan of Bad Religion. I even bought a brown Fender Precision (like the one Jay plays). Signing to Atlantic was a really bad decision. Now they’re back on Epitaph hey. I bought Suffer...114. I Live in a Cake I live in a cake the one that I make don't wanna hear about my. mistakes this is the chance I take I live in a cake the one that I. make try not to worry about whats at stake I'm on the take...115. I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be an alcoholic. I wanna be co-drug dependant. Wanna be sedated most of the time. I wanna sing, I wanna dance. I wanna pass out and wet my pants. I wanna be an alcoholic man!....116. I Wanna Be Your Baby Open your self, let me inside. Open your arms, I have nowhere. To go, so let me in to you. I need to be where nothing can hurt me. Open your legs, to let me crawl. Inside of you, I need to be. Inside...117. I Want You To Want Me I Want You To Want Me. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I'm begin' you to beg me. And I want you know. Yea I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I'm begin' you...118. I'm a Transvest-Lite I first heard frank say. He wanted to dress like fay wray. I wanted that too but what could I do. In junior high school in la?. My heart skipped in the scene. He said you gotta be it, not just dream....119. I'm So Sorry Tony I've never known a better writer. Or a better guy. His songs wouldn't just touch you. They would punch you in the eye. It doesn't happen a lot. When everybody has the same thought. &quo...120. I'm telling Tim You better watch out you better not cry. You better put out records D. I. Y. Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been. If you fuck up I'm telling Tim. Take you ou...121. I've Become A Cliché You know how it is! I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do. And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40. I'm goin' on the wagon, you kno...122. I, Melvin Eyeliners hides the sleepless nights. Years of abuse, the downs and highs. A lonely drunk staggers on stage. Weathered and worn, battered and broken, I feel my age. Like a puppet on strings, look he s...123. ID One night, I fell asleep. A man dressed in black in front of me. I said "Whatcha going to do to me?". He said "I'm gonna set you free. From all the pressures of society. From all y...124. Idiot Son Of An Asshole He's not smart, a C student. And that's after buying his way into school. Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic. Can he read? No one's really quite sure. He signs stuff and he execut...125. Idiots Are Taking Over Idiots are taking over. It's not the right time to be sober. Now the idiots have taken over. Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?. Mensa membership conceding. Tell me why and how a...126. Instant Crassic I'm swimming in a sea of pee. I'm hiking up a big mountain of poo. I feel like rolling in glass when I'm without you. I'm diving in a bowl of puke. I'm fly fishing a stream of...127. Insulted By Germans (again) Germans Love To Insult Me. The country condescends, We call it arrogance they call it making friends. Scottish don?t speak a language. The British Love To GOB. Japanese Like To Chase Me Down Streets O...128. Iron Man Has he lost his mind?. Can he see or is he blind?. Can he walk at all, Or if he moves will he fall?. Is he alive or dead?. Has he thoughts within his head?. Well just pass him there. Why should we eve...129. It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite. I'll choose my own shit scene. Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true. I'm here for me not you. Nonconglumurate I mean what I say. I'm not your f...130. Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fight. Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get AIDS or dysentery. Jamaica's alright, if you wanna be mugged or murdered. Jamaica...131. Jaundiced Eyed Black is beatiful, white is so pure. Can you see a difference? all I see's a blur. Is one color a virtue how can you be sure. Ignorance the disease education the cure. So how can you say that you...132. Jaw, Knee, Music Johnny has a problem. Johnny is out of control. He had a TV party. With the kids in the black hole. Stealing people's mail. And lynching the landlord. Things to do when angry, young and bored. Jo...133. Jeff Wears Birkenstocks Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit. Don't wanna hear no hippy shit. Don't tell me I'm closing my mind. Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig. Don't wanna spend th...134. Johnny Appleseed Through word of mouth let it be known. The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary. Travelling from coast to coast. He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed. He's making sure...135. Just the Flu Looking back to the past, predictions of the end. Unseen ultra violet rays. are beating on my head. Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise. The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic s...136. Kids Of The K-hole Everybody needs some time away. Just stuck in the k-hole again. An 18 hours holiday. Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again. Mrs. Kitty ketamine your perseverance may. Outlast my ambition to...137. Kill All The White Man Woah yeah mo-yeah. Kill all the white man. Woah yeah mo-yeah. Kill all the white man. The white man call himself civilised. Coz he know how to take over. The white man come to fill up my village. Now...138. Kill rock stars "Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen. You've been crowned the newest queen. Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham. You can't change the world by blaming men. Can't cha...139. Kill The Rock Stars "Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen. You've been crowned the newest queen. Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham. You can't change the world by blaming men. Can't cha...140. Last caress I got something to say. I killed your baby today. And it doesn't matter much to me. As long as it's dead. Well I got something to say. I raped your mother today. And it doesn't matter m...141. Last Night Was Really Fun? Last night was really fun, that's what I heard from almost everyone. I got a hand stamp but not a first hand account. I don't remember what booze I drank, I'm not sure what kind of drug...142. Lazy I wish I could go so far away Where time moves too slow day after day I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds As they go by. I have a sensation where lazyness, Procrastination is what I...143. Lazy train I wish I could go so far away. Where time moves too slow day after day. I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds. As they go by. I have a sensation where lazyness, Procrastination is what...144. Leave It Alone Breathe ever so soft. We wouldn't wanna break the eggs as we walk. Never alone, cautious, afraid. I hear the voice of reason on the P. A. Leave it alone, follow the grain. We couldn't stop t...145. Leaving Jesusland We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high. They got mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise. In the dust...146. Life O'Riley I sit in my easy chair. I've got so much time to spare. cause I know in my future days. I'll have my lion's share. There's nothing I like better. Than getting something for nothing...147. Life... Oh What a Drag Life. oh what a drag. whys it always us left holding the bag. our just trying to live. some men are cast as fugitive. destroy so no one will learn. light the match and watch the kerosene burn. they&ap...148. Linoleum Possessions never meant anything to me. I'm not crazy (Cause I got none). Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar. And a dog named Bob who pisses on my floor. That's righ...149. Liza She's been around a couple years tasted 31 flavors there's. only one she really hates that would be you vanilla bean the. blandest one don't make her scream and that's what she lik...150. Liza and Louise Liza had eough of men. She said she won't get burnt again. She says they don't know how to fuck. Her last boyfriend the schmuck. Shared with her a nice disease. Kept her passive on her knees...151. Longest Line in the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light. not just a headlight. like the one that's heading right for me. it would be nice if things could turn out right. turn out right yeah don&apos...152. Lori Meyers lori meyers used to live upstairs. our parents had been friends for years. almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games. at nine years old there's no such thing as shame. it wasn't...153. Louise She had to walk with a silicon cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt. A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit, But who's got the remote control?. That would belong to Louise, She g...154. Love Story Partly owned tuder house. Wooden white picket fence. Mother waits for father. In a backless dress. Hardly used diaphram. Put back into his case. A one way trip down memory lane. As she awaits. I don&a...155. Lower I will never feel the ribbon break. I will never taste sweet victory. I don't want to leave the rest behind. I don't want inscription on a plaque. Never first or second place. I won't e...156. Mattersville There's a place some of us choose to live. Gated community - cops can't come in. A neighborhood for punks over the hill. We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville. We could do whatev...157. Mean People Suck Mean people suck. Mean people suck. Mean people suck. Mean people suck. They Suck!. They Suck!. They Suck!. They Suck!. Mean people suck. Mean people suck. Mean people suck. Mean people suck. They suc...158. Medio-core Medio-core. It's not forsaken. The music they're makin'. Will leave you with a feeling of indifference. How was the band?. They were okay (okay). Not great (all right). But pretty good....159. Memories Lies, always the end oh, can't comprehend what, The daily bite just another friend my stomach stuck to the floor. All the memories I don't wanna think about it anymore. What you doing, she&a...160. Mister Jones My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how. to make you tweek you soon will be my freak because I know what. you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that....161. Mom's Rules Why can't I do what I want. Why must I do what my parents want. ??. I gotta live by Mom's rules. I gotta live by Mom's rules. I gotta live by Mom's rules. I gotta live by Mom'...162. Monday Lemme tell you what i really think i like about mondays. Cause they feel like saturdays. When you dont gotta go to work. Everyday is a holiday. I wake up when i want to. I do everything i wanna do. Ca...163. Monosyllabic Girl I take her to the aquarium, she says shark. I take her to the planetarium, she says dark. I take her to the seaside. Where she likes to spin and twirl. She says sure and cool and yeah. She's my m...164. Monsters There's no monsters in the closet. That's what mother said. There's no boogie man or zombies underneath my bed. When there's scratches on the window. She said its only branches in...165. Mr. Jones My name is Mister Jones, I get inside your bones, I know how to make you tweek, You soon will be my freak. Because I know what you need, I control your mind, I roll up your sleeves, I make ties that b...166. Murder the Government I wanna see the constitution burn. Wanna watch the white house overturn. Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red. I wanna tar and lynch the KKK. I wanna pull and shoot the NRA. I wanna pay the lobbyis...167. My Heart Is Yearning For you, my heart was yearning, And how I love you so, It´s cause of you, my dick is burning. It´s dripping on my toe!...168. My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane) They're always doin fry, They try to get me high, I felt the pressure but I never did. They used to call me dude, Put drugs in my food, Took my squirt gun, and made it a bong. My sister's na...169. My Orphan Year My Orphan Year. My father had dementia. He lied in bed for months. Once in a while he?d call me, And ask me to fly down. I told him that I?d love to. But I had things to do. And so he died without his...170. My Penis My penis is like a hot-dog, but I don't get monthly blood drips. My penis hardly even used. My penis's got lots of extra skin. They took my outtie and made it an in. Changing Donnie to Marie...171. My Vagina My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drip. My vagina's hardly even used. My vagina's got lots of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in. Changing Don...172. New Boobs Something is lacking, I’m not attracting. My boobs are not as big as I want them to be. I want 36D. I’m not receiving enough affection. Gonna get me a silicon injection. And fulfil my dr...173. New Happy Birthday Song? Happy birthday, you're not special. You came older but not much better. We all want to embarass you. That's why we're signing this song. So happy fucking birthday, you're not speci...174. No More Lies See it on the front page, the lies that are easily made. They tell you nothing that's real. They keep us going. With their lies and stories. I just can't stand no more, no more lies. They wa...175. No Problems Sitting by yourself again so friends are near you got a needle in. one hand and in the other one a beer you can't cope with life. you can't even get up who's gonna help you? You've...176. No Way No class, no job. I'm just a victim of society a slob. No ass, no head. I gotta go home and jack off instead. No mind, no kind. My brain is jelly and my memory is blind. No way, no way. I cannot...177. Nothing But A Nightmare What's the point of living in your mindless life?. What's the point of living in your mindless life?. What's the point of dying in your mindless death?. What's the point of living...178. Nowhere (written in July 1989). You can't believe the things you see and read. The Soviet threat. Our pseudo enemy. What's scaring me?. Our foreign policy. To make the world safe for business. Call...179. Olive Me olive me, why not take all?. can't you see i'm no good without you?. take these arms i wanna loose 'em. take these lips i'll never use them. your goodbye left me with eyes. how can...180. Olympia, WA <i>[Rancid cover song]</i>. Hangin' out with Lars on 6th street he knew I was in trouble I was feeling much like the devil there was something burnin' deep inside of me ran into...181. On the Rag It's that time of the month again, your bitching stop yelling at. me I know you've got to plug yourself up but why take it out on. me just leave me alone stop yelling at me leave me alone wh...182. One Celled Creature Life on a mattress in a robe, in a room full of emptiness. Knowledge has much better uses than self-pitty and superiority. Maybe you are or could be the next Hoffman, Mahatma, or Chomsky. But no one w...183. One Million Coasters Coasters and Frisbees. Fish lures for deep seas. Mobiles for infants. They make great Christmas tree ornaments. Bring the whole family. Parking is free. You're going to love. Our selection. Of 8-...184. One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville no sleep 'til Fuckneckville, it's kind of funny you may not realize it until. phone call stop, can't get laid, you find out where the parties were some time the next day. one way ticket...185. Open your eyes At first I thought you were dead. But now i see that you're wanted dead. Something I did, and they say yeah yeah. Blank gen, blank gen(eration). Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Can't you see...186. Oxy Moronic I've been called an oxymoron. Because I question which drugs our war's on. Why are there more drug stores. Than liquor stores you can score on. The healers have become the harmers. They&apos...187. Party Enema hangin' out in long beach. a lil' party in the sun, but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore. you got a new jive. all your friends are getting weird. ahhh! it goes,...188. Perfect Government Even if it's easy to be free. What's your definition of freedom?. And who the fuck are you, anyway?. Who the fuck are they?. Who the fuck am I to say?. What the fuck is really going on?. How...189. Pharmacist's Daughter Give her a call for Demorol and amal nitrate. I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late. I'm in love with the Pharmacist's daughter. She's got my love, I get her d...190. Philthy Phil Philanthropist There's something wrong with mass consumption. Why do we want what we don't need?. Alcohol burnt clean asphalt methamphetamine. Will make it seem alright It's gonna make it seem alright...191. Piece You fight for peace, but where's the war. what the fuck are doing this for. you say disarmament that's the key. well that's. not the way it looks to me. you wear you leather jacket. but...192. Pimps And Hookers give it up for workin stiffs. and those who sell their bodies,time and future. the popular people who can shout and spread. a catchy rationalization. lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants a...193. Please Play This Song On The Radio We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long. It's got back-up vocals in just the right places (in just the right places). It's got a few oohs and ahhs (oooh aaah). And it takes...194. Please Stop Fucking My Mom What the fuck are you doing?. Don't you know right from wrong?. I didn't care you fucked my sister. But please stop stickin' it in my mom. Humiliations over come me, My other friends la...195. Pods And Gods Martian men are coming to earth. They're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth. Martian men don't take me. Pods are landing from outer space. Pods are duplicating my fa...196. Professional Crastination can't U see how easy it becomes. procrastinate, we're professionals. get things done, you can't, too busy. having fun we're professionals. professional crastination its a way. of l...197. Puke On Cops look at me now. full on the run. i can't stop myself from crashing. breaking grass, bumming a yard. fixing stuff that was never broken. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the...198. Pump Up The Valium One time weekly rate. 12 by 12 foot room. Strapped down to the bed. Now pump up the valium. My mind is wide asleep. My conscience deep awake. The promises I keep. Are not the ones I make. I count the...199. Punk Guy Crazier than GG, More PC than Ian. Got colored teeth like Johnny, Exludes a vicious disposition. His hair sticks out like Colin's did, he jumps, Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga. No...200. Punk Guy - Tradução Mais louco que GG. Mais politicamente correto que Ian. Tem dentes escuros como Johnny. Exala uma disposição viciante (vicious = syd vicious). Seu cabelo é grudento, e como Colin fez, el...201. Punk Rock Elite Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite. I'll choose my own shit scene. Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true. I'm here for me not you. Nonconglumurate I mean what I say. I'm not your f...202. Quart in session It's funny how nothing seems much fun. anymore to me now that I quit the drink. 'cause soberness it might be what I need. but it's certainly not how I wanna be. Nothing seems much fun a...203. Radio Never fell in love. until i fell in love with you. Never know what a good time was until i had a good time with you. If you wanna get the feeling and you wanna get it right. Then the music gotta be lo...204. Reagan Sucks Heard it first from Reagan youth, Dead Kennedys and D. I. too. Wanna burn the effigie, From DRI to MDC. Guess what nostalgia sucks, But I miss the days of Reagan punk. We all shared the same enemy, F...205. Reeko Reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad. It won't just go away, the party's over. It's past two o'clock, so it's about time we. Stopped, 'cause i. See the keg has...206. Regaining Unconsciousness First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe and off the street. Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at home. Then they shooed away the bums, then they beat and bash...207. Release The Hostages Stop!. have a beer it's on me. has anyone ever told you. that you look like a star. when you sit at the bar. so I drink cause it makes me. happier than being alone. my good friend. johnny walker....208. Remnants Wasting your life on the sidewalk. When you can be out on the street, dodging cars. As they go by, the wind goes right through you. Life on the edge of a razor. Never knowing when you're to fall....209. Righteous Cause Righteous cause. Go long way. I know that I am right. Don't tell me that I am wrong. You are going to lose the fight (repeated). Agree with all I need?. Then we won't have to fight...210. Ronnie & Mags Gonna send those welfare bums right back to work. Gonna start a war before 84. Start a dirty war in El Salvador. Gonna start a war before 84. Gonna back the Contras and the apartheid. Gonna start a wa...211. S&M Airlines I went to the airport, but I missed my flight. I had to get out of this town tonight. Then a lady in black caught my attention. I couldn't figure out what was her intention. She told me about a f...212. San Francisco Fat hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes ego's get as big as billy corigans. skinny girl eat some more food. muscle man you look like a fuckin freak. hollywood is a nice place for the weekend....213. Scavenger Type gigin alone at the bottom of the hill. our protagonist named bill. sets his sights on an anchor steam pint. all he needs is thirteen quarters. congregated in his hat. a crow, a scavenger type. Califor...214. Screamin' For Change Hey mister, can you spare some change?. What, what. what do you want from me, are you hungry?. No, I'm not hungry. I was just wondering if you could spare a quarter, or a dime?. Uh, the time. i...215. See Her Pee She has lips like stereos, with the bass and treble down, she got tits like microwaves, burritos that explode. What I wouldn't give to see her pee. Between two parked cars. On a well lit street....216. Seeing Double At The Triple Rock It's 3 o'clock in the Triple Rock. Another round o' watching Paddy talk. It's where you want to get snowed in, when you get. Snowed in, outside it's 10 below. Is it day or nig...217. She's Gone A blackened wick is what remains. The flame was blown out just recently. Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick. It won't be lit again, the day won't be so bright. We don&a...218. She's Nubs It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels. How does she get in and out of tubs. I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad. Cause we think that she&apo...219. Shitting Bricks Ahhh, never thought it could happen to me, but it did, now look at me, im alone, standing in my cell, staring at the wall, living in hell. All of my life I never said when, I did it again and again, b...220. Shower Days In the morning I awake. I feel my bladder about to break. I scratch my balls I rub my eyes. Just feeling lousy. My girlfriend tells me that. It's time to take a bath. I say, "No, not today,...221. Shut Up Already "affection not dissection" "meat is murder" "animals are for petting". oh shut up already I'm tired of you whining about poor little animals. dying and the food they...222. Sid and Nancy Just like the kennedys killed marilyn monroe. The reagans had a secret. The public couldn't know. At winterland his wife was wankin' a kid. And he couldn't let anyone know what she did....223. Six Pack Girls Gonna find some girls tonight. My friday night has washed away. Beer bong has me wandering around. The girls that look like drugs and alcohol. Six pack girls, Six pack girls. Six pack girls. Six pack....224. Six Years On Dope I was a misanthrope on the end of a rope. I spent 20 years, 6 years on dope. Takin' a piss while givin' up hope. I lived a lifetime 6 years on dope. I was a human trash can, shortening my li...225. Sloppy English I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool. after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in. right I shout and drink all through the night that s...226. Soul Doubt Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles. Beneath my eyes are bluish black. There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to. Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt. I stick My...227. Spaghetti Motel Welcome to the spaghetti motel. where it's ok to be a loser. as long as you're doing it well. you're welcome at the spaghetti motel. Lucas is his name. his photographs will bring him fa...228. Sticking In My Eye When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye. As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna. I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words. Saying things, saying things that. I got somethi...229. Stoke Estinguisher Foreign tabs, powders and booze. How ludicrous with some much to lose. A tightrope walk on a frayed rope. A discerning slippery slope. A Soviet Roulette without a net. "We got it". Lunatic!...230. Straight Edge I'm a person just like you. But I've got better things to do. Than sit around and fuck my head. Hang out with the living dead. Snort white shit up my nose. Pass out at the shows. I don'...231. Straight Outta Massachusetts I moved from Massachusetts. 'cause I couldn't be controlled. I moved from Massachusetts. 'cause it was fuckin' cold. I moved from Massachusetts. 'cause I wanted to ten fold. I...232. Stranded She once told me not to listen. Find the answers, intuition. Follow no-one, trust your instincts. Face the world, find out it stinks. Don't come crying, Don't come crying. Don't come cr...233. Stranger Than Fishin Got a no string guitar. got a sun bathed head. im a rockingal star. i aint no musician. some things are straight ambition. know how to beat on a drum. know how to sing out of key. got some prescriptio...234. Stupid Canadians What gives you the right to tell others what to do?. You sit in judgement, you can't be wrong, Your infallible power's undeniably wrong. You can kill us in your wars, You can jail us with yo...235. Suits And Ladders I got manicured fingers and toes. I got 4 layers of pee-soaked clothes but I’m still condescending. Your as and teeth permanent browned. Your face is permanently frowned and I have everything I...236. Summer Of 69 I got my first real six string, Bought it at the five and dime. Played it till my fingers bled. Was the summer of 69. Me and some guys from school. Had a band and we tryed real hard. Jimmy quit, and J...237. Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame Can't you see my soul worn on the record sleeve. it is goin up for sale as soon as it gets saved. interrogation blues,once again I lose. you don't get to magnify my insecurities. (mother fuc...238. Talking 'bout Yo' Momma 1, 2, 3, 4. talking 'bout your mom. talking 'bout your mom. talking 'bout your mom. talking 'bout your mom. she's a whore bitch, gutter slut. likes to shove me up her bu...239. Teenage Punching Bag grade school sociopath, teenage alcoholic, fraternity date rapist, company CEO. kindergarten genius, middle school punching bag, junior high school dropout, federal institution. germ free adolescent,...240. Tenderloin Realize you're dehumanized. You critisize your existance. It's your demise when no sun arise. When you're paralized by your lack of resistance. She know she is. She knows she's goi...241. Thalidomide child Got no arms. Got no legs. Got no head. Now I'm dead. I'm a thalidomide. I'm a thalidomide. I'm a thalidomide child. My mommy took. This sleeping pill. She didn't know. That I&...242. Thank God It's Monday I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays. Cause they feel like Saturdays. When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday. I wake up when I want to do anything I wan...243. The Agony Of Victory Come on underachievers. Come on all you underpass believers. We’ll give you the skills for street living. It feels pretty great to just give in. So just give in. Dropouts, repeat offenders. We&...244. The Bag Endless evenings of non-exist. Are getting shorter, monotonous. Like an intruder, I belong outside. Although I find myself right back. The same place I was before. Saying things I'd say once more...245. The Black and White THE BLACK AND WHITE [top | prev. | next]. Mr. McCarthy killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife. He left the key inside the door, woke up on the wrong side of the bed. She can't rem...246. The Brews Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz. Goin' out to terrorize goyem. Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas. As long as we're home by Saturday mornin'. Cause hey w...247. The Cause it isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun. it's a plan, a scam, a diagram. it's for the benefit of everyone. you gotta have a little respect. subterranean ideals. traditional...248. The Death of John Smith I've got respect from the community. I've got my bridge game to look forward to. I've got this chance, a golden opportunity. As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to. You see m...249. The Decline Where are all these stupid people from. and how did they get to be so dumb. Bred on purple mountain range. Feed amber waves of grains. To lesser human beings, zero feelings. Blame it on human nature,...250. The Desperation's gone Trip down the stairs into hell. Cathay de I miss your smell. A mixture of puke, beer, stale piss. Fuck, sweat, and fear. Adrenaline addicted, the blood leak. From my head kinda concerned my friends. B...251. The Fastest Longest Line In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light, Not just a headlight, Like the one that's heading right for me. It would be nice if things could turn out right, Turn out right yeah, Don&apo...252. The Happy Guy The Happy Guy. he's just a man getting through life. the best he can. he's not a scientist, he programs a computer. before that he sold cars to pay a. student loan now he receives pity. from...253. The Idiot Son Of An Asshole He's not smart, a C student. And that's after buying his way into school. Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic. Can he read? No one's really quite sure. He signs stuff and he execut...254. The Irrationality Of Rationality Frank, the new CEO, had to answer to the board. the board was getting anxious, and the shareholders. were on the bed, legs in air, ass cheeks opened wide. they were about to get fucked like it was the...255. The Longest Line in the darkest tunnel its nice to see a light yeah just a headlight. like the one thats headed right for me. it would be nice if things could turn out right, turn out right yeah. dont think ill ever s...256. The Malachi Crunch Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin pumping through your veins?. A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained. How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection?. A kid...257. The Man I Killed When (As) they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection. [I've] just a few moments to live, [I've] no remorse for what I did. Was for the benefit of man, I gave (made) the utmost sacrif...258. The Marxist Brothers We meet in underground parking lots. And late night in coffee shops. With voices low unless we’re drunk. We got hats and cupped sunglasses. We question all that is wrong. We discuss conspiracy....259. The Moron Brothers Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes. They're idiots, losers, they're scum. Taking advantage of everyone. You're a dog, they're your fleas. Doing eve...260. The Plan Call it libertarian, cause we do as we please. Don't need fear, or force or farce to know morality. Cuz morals aren't substance you can shove in someone's ear. They're basically a...261. The Punk Song Am I supposed to do. Things right? NO. I don't have the time. This is how I live my life. I haven't got much pride. And it's ok if I live like. A slob cause this is my. Life, and I will...262. The Quass The quass....263. The Quitter Be a winner, not a problem, admitter un-quit (I quit, I'm shit). Better to be a hepper than a healthy twelve stepper forfeit (I'm shit). You wanna keep it going but you don't know how....264. The Separation Of Church And Skate (Intro):. Hey kids!. Hey dad!. What do you want to do today?. I don't know. Do you want to go to the matinee?. No. Do you want to go to the amusement park?. No. Do you want to go to the punk rock...265. Theme From A Nofx Album We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs. After 15 years we're still having fun. Now we're over 30 not looking so pretty at least we got a beat up accordian. That's Erik...266. There's No Fun In Fundamentalism There’s no fun in Bible study class. There’s no fun getting fucked in the ass by a priest. Unless your old and into that, It’s no Fun for a kid who is scared as shit. There’...267. There's no Too Soon If Time Is Relative I don't feel like movin'. Don't feel like talkin'. I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today. I barely feel like rollin'. There's no way I'm rockin'....268. Three Against Me Bloody nose, like people stub toes. got a fat lip every other week. learned to breath through the wrong end of a sleeping bag. learned to read the bible superglued to my hand. it's not called abu...269. Three On Speed all we need, a little methanphetamens. three on speed. a little subversality. what we do, is nothing you know about. who are you? definently not one of us. all we need is a little pick me up. i do...270. Three Shits To The Wind happy days are here again. i'm three shits to the wind. its so nice to wet the bed and not care. turning matter into mush. i'm three shits to the wind. what's another million cells...271. Timmy The Turtle Timmy the Turtle. Ya know he was Tim. Timmy the Turtle. He sang for The Grim. Timmy the Turtle. Ya know he was Tim. Timmy the Turtle. Timmy the Turtle. Ya know he was Tim. Timmy the Turtle. He sang fo...272. Together On The Sand Together on the sand. We walked hand and hand. On the beach front. She smiled at me. And she tightly held my hand. I had my finger up in her. Country music played on the radio, So I turned it off we w...273. Total Bummer Go away, sunny day. Go away, sunny day. All the horny people sit, In front of their TV's and thinkin'. What is wrong with me?. I'm not a monster. Why won't anybody fuck me?. I don&...274. Totally Fucked we were drinkin' with puck he drank a 5th of rubber. he told me that he loved me. and then he kicked me in the chest. the chances of us winning are about 1 in 16. he talked about the old days...275. Truck Stop Blues A truck stop in Kansas with nowhere to to many days without. any shows 5 cups of coffee as I just sit and mold its 4 am as. I sip from my cup its 5 am the suns coming up my body has. shifted to the to...276. Turning Japanese I've got your picture. Of me and you. You wrote "I love you". I wrote "me too". I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do. Oh it's in color. Your hair is br...277. USA-holes It's like seeing a car crash from inside the car. The driver's got his head craned back, he's telling you a joke. You see the bus, on collision course. You point your arm and turn your...278. Vanilla Sex Don't ever take away from me my pornography. Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene. I have the right to choose what I. Want to see and read. Don't even try to take away from m...279. Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo I don't want tofu I'd rather have a mouthful of. beef stew I don't want. to be a vegetarian why eat beans when you can. have steak insted?. I don't feel bad about eating something....280. Vincent Starry, starry night. Paint your palette blue and gray. Look out on a summer's day. With eyes that know the darkness in my soul. Shadows on the hills. Sketch the trees and the daffodils. Catch th...281. Warm One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait. Another wasted line. I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight. Of my head on top of my spine. There's nothing to be scared o...282. We Ain't Shit Tear that poster off the wall, It takes up too much space, We ain't no fucking rock band, man. We're a professional, Disgrace, is the word I would use, To describe the noises we're maki...283. We Called It America Remember when America. Had a middle class and an upper class. That was way before the exodus. That was the America that we thought was number one. [That would never cough?] that would never die. That...284. We Don't Play Ska Anymore We don't play ska anymore. we don't play ska anymore. 'cause it sucks. We don't play ska anymore. we don't play ska anymore. 'cause we're shmucks....285. We Got Two Jealous Agains I thought you were the one when I heard Holidays in the sun come. from your bedroom but my mind started to stray when I saw Youth of Today. mixed with your singles what's with this underdog. and...286. We March To The Beat Of the same Indifferent Drum With our ass in the air and our heads in the ground. There's no sense of despair, without sight, without sound. We hold our ears and shut our eyes. Distant screams morph into lullabies. We beat i...287. We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows Brilliant? A word describing something dumb. You create to desecrate the villain I've become. A prophet, not to be made but heard. Speaks in tongues and sarcasm. To me it's plain, to you abs...288. What's the Matter with Kids Today? There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood. They always listen to your mom. They disregard civil disobedience. They'd rather do what they're told. They don't drink, o...289. What's the matter with parents today? Mom and dad, howd ya get so rad. When exacly did you get so hip. Wearing tennage clothes. you're always coming to my shows. And telling me that I should mellow out. It's absurd, you're...290. Whatever Didi Wants I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach. but almost anything. I wouldn't swim across the nile. Cause I could get a moeisic disentary. I would do almost anything for you. Cause if th...291. Whats The Matter With Parents Today mom and dad, how'd you get so rad. when exactly did you get so hip?. wearing teenage clothes, you're always coming to my shows, and telling me that i should mellow out. it's absurd, yo...292. Where's My Slice? So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining. So long you've been oppressed while others lives are. gaining. Want reparations, you're needy and deserving. Can't understand why som...293. Whoa On The Whoas we never like to sing whoa's. we love whoa's. we're against whoa's. we hate whoa's. we prefer ahhhhh's and na na na na-na na's. of course yeah, yeah, yeah'...294. Whoops, I Od'd WHOOPS I OD'D. Whoops I Od'd, shortness of breath, call ambulance, tell my wife i love her. Error in judgement cut my life, no second chance,no guiding light. I never meant to cause you pain...295. Wolves In Wolves' Clothing We're Rome, Aztec Mexico, Easter Island paradigm. We are followers of Jimmy Jones, cutting in the kool-aid line. We are Animal Farm Pigs, we are a Terry Gilliam film. We are fear Oligarchy, we ar...296. Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots "Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots". Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots. I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the sole...297. You Drink, You Drive, You Spill I say don´t drink and drive. You might spill your drink. Before you get behind the wheel just stop and think. You can take your chances. But there´s so much to lose. Another bumpy road, ther...298. You Put Your Chocolate in my Peanut Butter! Hey you, you have too much hair and we don't like what you wear. and you have really bad breath so were gonna beat you to death. because there is plenty of us and only one of you we've got p...299. You Will Lose Faith Your only daughter's turning tricks cause she's jonesin' for a fix. She just blew your mechanic, that's when you will lose your wife's. Overdose was a success, humiliation was...300. You're Bleeding You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing. A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me. You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky. Only in the spotligh...301. You're Wrong You're wrong about virtues of Christianity. And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity. If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong. You're wrong when you impri...302. Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car Your hubcaps cost more than my car. And your car cost more than my house. Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years. But your balloon cost the same as mine. As you drive away, I laugh wit...303. Zyclone B. Bathouse Zyclone B. Bathouse. a secret place for cleansing ethnically. train ride provided. Although the fare only sports the underclass. as the train goes by, they'll turn away. Only doppler is effected...
