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1. 21 Concepts 2. 911 Am This is not a bomb it's a bike, I can ride it where I like. Ride it late at night, everything's all right. It's alright if you thought that tire would explode. But at 80 psi, the chance...3. Ahab Call me Ahab, what, monomaniac. Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak. On the hunt for this mammal that once took my leg. With my warn down crew and my man Queequeg. "You're never going...4. Altered State In indiana I watched a hoosiers game. Saw bobby knight bringing the pain. The next week down in tennessee. I built a life-sized model of a centipede. Kicking it in kansas dope red pumps. Jayhawks shak...5. Annabel Lee R.i.p We got e. a. p. in the house tonight. Edgar allan poe. America's most dramatic love poet. We're takin this back, way back, 1849 style. Hip-hop? nah, this is lit-hop. It was many and many a...6. Atom You're Awesome My girlfriend hates you but i love your stuff. I listen to it all the time, i can’t get enough. I dig your first cd (your debut), And “society of people named elihu. ”. And ȁ...7. Buddhism For Dummies When I was little I was scared of earthquakes. Out in california that's where the earth shakes. Techtronic motion, it was terrifying. I'd think of windows breaking and I'd think of peop...8. Certified I spot an active drowning victim form a mile away, I save old men in seas like Hemmingway. The swimming pool not taken?. Watch out for Frost, don’t get busted like Milton, or paradise will be l...9. Child's Play This is child's play - like kenny powers I'm back. But I've never done coke and I'll never do smack. Just lines and lines and lines of sick rhymes. 'cause deviated septum is a...10. Cry Tonight Remember that night, So cold and so dark, Kind of like your heart. I wanted to die, I wanted to cry, I wish we can go from the start. I'm trying to run, I'm trying to hide, But just know tha...11. Do The Bruce Cambell Lars: wait, what's that noise? ytcracker, are those zombies?. Yt: zombies in the studio!. Lars: this is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it. Yt: it sounds like a horrorcore song. Lar...12. Download This Song It's 2006, the consumer’s still pissed. Won't take it anymore so I’m writing a list. Don't try to resist this paradigm shift. The music revolution cannot be dismissed. $18...13. Escape From Robot Island (feat. MNP). LARS: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay, when we went straight to that island. on that momentous day. To explore it, not ignore it, like Christopher C. MNP and Lars H. , pionee...14. Everyone's a Little Bit Gay [homophobe:] dude that band's so gay. [lars:] really? you mean they're jovial, happy and good-spirited?. [homophobe:] wait, what? no I mean, their music sucks. [lars:] oh, I thought you were...15. Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas I was in amsterdam with my ex-girlfriend. She was passed out, it was amde late. I was mad lost, she was naked. I was starin at her tattoos and I couldn't take it (because). Somethin dark had take...16. Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer In a magical land, in a magical town. Santa and his magic elves are hanging around. Building magical toys for boys and girls. To deliver to the world and bring christmas joy. The reindeer and snug in...17. Geeked Out This is a song for the geeks of the world. Quincy, can you please pass me that norton utilities manual?. Though we once got dissed for our thick frames. Now we get more play than rick james. 2005 baby...18. Generic Crunk Rap [Club promoter:] Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready?. [MC Lars:] I guess but. I still got to write some lyrics. [Club promoter:] Alright, just remember it's crunk night. [MC Lars:] I...19. Going Back To Brooklyn Some of my favorite people of all time, are from brooklyn. Jay-z, spike lee, my uncle joel, mel brooks. The beastie boys, lou reed, odb. Now - I'm not from brooklyn but, this is my story. Once up...20. Guinevere They call me arthur ruler of camelot. I'm a demigod got a team of knights. Got a sword name excalibur legendary damager. Everyone knows I'm the round table manager. Lordship had a courtship...21. Guitar Hero Hero Walking down the hall all the fifth graders swoon. Autograph line every day in homeroom. On the playground all the kids like to point and whisper, "Check his calloused guitar-button blisters"...22. Hey That's Me It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S. and I represent CV, and yes I must confess:. I...23. Hey There Ophelia The name's hamlet and I've got a tale. About madness, lust and a female. Dad's a ghost and he roams the floors, Lurks at night in elsinore. Got a pale face just like kiss paint, Normal...24. Hipster Girl So check this. I just read the pitchfork review of the new pavement reissue. Stephen malkumus is a genius, but let’s face it he’s no conor oberst. I’m just saying. it’s n...25. History's Greatest Assholes I got a new drum set, I'm testing it out. Look what I can do mom - yo!. So people always remember the good guys, but. What about the villains?. I-I-I've compiled a list of my favorite ones (...26. Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things They burned down troy to get you back, Young thing, beauty queen, baby got back!. They burned down troy to get you back, Young thing, beauty queen, baby got back!. Since the dawn of time, it's al...27. Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock Go!. Books about Evanescence. (are not punk rock). Guns ‘n’ Roses watches. (are not punk rock). Hello Kitty iPod cases. (are not punk rock). Rob Zombie lunchboxes. (are not punk rock). S...28. How To Be An Indie Rapper Good morning children. Children, please sit down. You all know me, superintendent gtb. We have something, extra special this morning. Something ay sit down, gracie, xavier. There's not going to b...29. Humphrey The Whale CHORUS. Humphrey the Whale should have GPS, Humphrey the Whale should get GPS. (DRUM SOLO). CHORUS. So you’re not stuck in the. Sacramento Delta, Humphrey!. Fresh water is not good for marine m...30. Hurricane Fresh Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don't ask why. Post-rap, post-punk, post-Kurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee post-House of Pain. Chuck D told me I had to be me so I bought t...31. If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh My friend Aileen made a time machine. But was keen on keeping it shiny clean. To travel back in time had always been my dream. So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween. AD 33 maybe you would...32. Igeneration And people tried to put us down, when iTunes bumped a post-Cold War sound. My generation sat the mecca of malls, Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs. So we hit the net while the Trade Center...33. Internet Relationships (are Not Real Relationships) Internet relationships are not real. Your heart people steal but identities conceal. So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys. Laptop computers can be dangerous toys. [DARYL47:] In the chat...34. It's a Latin Thing It's a latin thing, It's a latin thing, It's a latin thing. It's daddy lars on the track, but I can bust in spanish too -. I get bilingual on the mic that's what californians...35. It's Not Easy (going Green) Mc Lars Feat. Pierre Bouvier(Simple Plan). It's Not Easy (Going Green). Check out that noise in the background! I'm mad green right now. It's a biodiesel generator!. I'm using it...36. Lolita She's the Lucy to my Slug, the Kim to my Slim Shady. Here's the story of a girl who was literally my "baby". And maybe now it's time I put it all on the table. Living fables,...37. Make Way For Ducklings He’s a No Exit “G” in the place to be, he goes to Stanford University. And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge, and after twelve grade he went straight to college. Well Tom...38. Mike Russo Cut Your Hair Like my own style [laughter]. This story's entirely true. It's about a man who's been a saint. To the mc lars team from the beginning. (you got a song mike!). He's the m to the I t...39. Missing White Girl Syndrome Good morning America, the top story today. A white girl has gone missing and that's all we have to say. When a damsel's in distress, we know you pay attention. So we come back every hour jus...40. Mr Raven We got EAP in the house tonight, Edgar Allan Poe. America's favorite anti-transcendentalist. We're taking this back, way back, nineteenth century style. CHORUS. Who's that (who's t...41. My Biochemical Romance I met her in a mosque. She was reading the qur'an. Though she had her burqa on. I knew she was the bomb. I introduced her to my mom then I took her to the prom. And when we got it on I crashed in...42. My Rhyme's Rhyme CHORUS. Roses are red, violets are blue. My rhymes rhyme, but yours don’t. Hey! I’m all up in your face like a rabid chimp, I’ll eat shrimp on a blimp but I ain’t no wimp....43. Nerdcore Died Yeah I said it, nerdcore died. Blogged it online and they all asked why. Now I'm the bad guy cause all I did was try. To start a dialogue on just what went awry. Stop whining! You've got to...44. Rapbeth (foul Is Fair) Sometimes Shakespeare's over done. His constant sadness is no fun. The comic relief's the best part. Fans just can't wait for it to start. The pain inside Macbeth is clear-. It seems to...45. Rapgirl The following is an entirely fictional account. Any similarities between people living or dead is entirely. Coincidental… just kidding. She fell from the sky on a black October night. She wrote...46. Reaping Beauty Which witch is the witch that you think you know?. Bayonetta's back and heads will roll. She's riding with satan, m for mature. Turn you to a frog if you holler at her. 'cause amnesia s...47. Rock Star Sleep on people's floors (what). Lose money on tours (what). Owe my parents dough (yo). My tummy's got to go (oh). Cd at Hmv (but). They hate me on Ap (what?). Admit it Bush screwed up (what...48. Roomate From Hell Nate the RA: Hey! Welcome to Mirrielees orientation. My name’s Nate, and I’ll be your RA for this year. Today, we’ll be moving into our dorms and building community. So go get yo...49. Sarah I met you in September of 2000, my heart skipped a beat with feelings profound and. I gave you my soul and virginity. I loved you so much; you were the world to me. Seventeen months together and then...50. Scientology = Wtf? Party at the church of Scientology!. Let me drop some science on Scientology. L. Ron Hubbard's weird sci-fi philosophy. They cloud theology in top-secrecy. Technology, mythology, and no apology....51. Shvensen Fitzlogic Dropped my little sister off at san jose state. Freshman hotties on the floor and they all look great. 18 with brains and booties to match. I want to scratch that ass like grandmaster flash. You were...52. Signing Emo Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles. "Marty, Marty listen to me. Bring me something the kids will cry for. Get out there, and get us stoked!". Meet Marty, major label A&R scout...53. Single and Famous I burned all your pictures and I tore all your clothes. Girl you still have my laptop and you still owe me dough. I paid three fourths of the rent, you gave me nothing but grief. You need to get out m...54. Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain Move over Kevin Bacon, 'cause I've got a new game. It's called "Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain". The man was an icon of Generation X. A sound between Joy Division and NOFX (what?)...55. Something Wicca This Way Comes Five foot two with that celtic tattoo. Straight out the coven with her hair died blue. Polytheistic, no pagan can deny this. I found her in the backyard praying to osiris. I asked her for her name, sh...56. Space Game You can take away my space ship. You can take away my space suit. You can even take away my space lasers. But you can never, ever take away my space game. I broke through the carbonite that's how...57. Stat-60 9 o'clock class feels like five, asleep at three, so sleep deprived. STAT-60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me. The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English. The Sum of Squares? I don&ap...58. Straight Outta Stockholm Check this C major!. Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy named Lars, Survived Loma Prieta, Mad Cow, and SARS. I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy Kerrigan. Here and back an...59. That's Cpr Be the beat, don't just stand there!. Be the beat, don't just stand there. hey!. I was chillin' in the park with my homies. When I said mark yo pass that macaroni. Shootin' hoops...60. The Bonus Track For Japan Hey japan! here's the bonus track. it's track 15!. Oh no, ooooh, oh yeah. I read this stuff on wikipedia so don't take it as fact. I bring the knowledge of japan you whack mc's la...61. The Dialogue (feat. Ill Bill). One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show. [Lars:] Hey yo Ill Bill - will you sign this for me?. I found it at Amoeba it's the Green CD. [Bill:] No doubt kid, what...62. The Gospel Of Hip-hop It's always a privilege to spit with lars. I'm a reality speaker, forget them cars. I'm learnin how to teleport to reach to mars. When you love this and live this you spit your bars. I...63. The Lint Song Hey kids, let's talk about lint!. Lint in your pockets in your navel too. Lint on your clothes and in your shoes. Lint on the carpet, in the washing machine. Lint in your undies, red, blue, or gr...64. The Roommate From Hell [Nate the RA:] Hey! Welcome to Mirrielees orientation. My name's Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year. Today, we'll be moving into our dorms and building community. So go get your k...65. The Séance At Harper's Ferry Well they hung John Brown in 1859. After his revolt did not go fine. Trying to free the slaves was a noble cause, Like putting one's faith in the Wizard of Oz. And I know they've got John Br...66. True Player For Real Since I was 3 I had adhd, Got in trouble constantly, said, "just gotta be me!". Nineteen years later I've got this piece of paper. It says "congrats, you're broke english majo...67. Twenty-three I don't sleep, because sleep is the cousin of death. Down the hall, there's a kid that I know. He's kind of quirky, so I say hello. He's so sarcastic, but he's always right. W...68. Uk Visa Versa Hey England. let's kick it. Cops without guns and the NME. Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?. Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?. Pounds and pence and Princes...69. We Have Arrived Bob dylan, the sixties are still going. what? alright. technolo-g's. that's gangsters with computers. Guess who's back with a postmodern rap. I pack so much flavor that I make your t...70. Where Ya Been Lars? Where ya been lars? where ya been?. Where ya been lars? where ya been?. I've been touring everywhere just to bring this world joy. On a three-year long mission just to merch & destroy. I&apos...71. White Kids Aren't Hyphy I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish e-40 liked me. I wish I didn't crash going ghostriding nightly. I wish I didn't have to fact the fact that I'm whack on the track, white kids are...72. Yes I Am An Alien Bam! I’ll explode, just like I were a bomb. flying over Vietnam high with my Uncle Tom. Or sitting in a cabin having a sip of tea, while a parrot sings a song in the minor key of C, to inspire...