Letra da Música Mystery Science Theater 3000 Love Theme de Man Or Astro-man?

In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not to different from you or me

He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space

We'll send him cheesy movies (ooh ooh ooh)
The worst that we can find (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Joel can't control (ooh ooh ooh)
When the movies begin or end (la la la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends

ROBOT ROLL CALL
Cambot "pan left"
Gypsy "hi, girl"
Tom Servo "what a cool guy"
Croooow! "oh, a wisecracker"

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
I should really just relax...

for Mystery Science Theater 3000!"