Letra da Música Hillbilly Porn de Lee Thomas Miller

At the birthplace of song on beloved music row
There's a picturesque place where a statue should go
It could be harlan howard or the great bill monroe
Why they chose naked giants, we'd all like to know

Chorus
And they're dancin' in circles and flittin' around
The women look chilly, the men sure look proud
If it makes you think dirty, go ahead, honk your horn
Oh, the mayor done bought us some hillbilly porn
The songwriters drive by five days a week
At the crack of 10: 30 we all sneak a peek
Like a flash, something sparks in the creative mind
That slut in the middle looks like my ex-wife

Second chorus
And they're dancin' in circles and flittin' around
The women look chilly, the men sure look proud
We all speculate what the tambourine's for
Oh, the mayor done bought us some hillbilly porn
Now in the world of the arts, there's no wrong or right
Up in new york city, they wouldn't think twice
But down here the people are wreckin' their cars
Nothin' says hit your brakes like big private parts
And our mommas are shocked and the baptists are mad
The tourists are shaking their pink cowboy hats
They say ''back home we've got nascar and corn
But nashville's got football and hillbilly porn. ''