Letra da Música If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day de Half Man Half Biscuit

Outside goldsmiths' coughing up blood
Turner prize judge gasps "christ that's good
Leave it as it is, it'll get first place
We'll call it a full shift at the coal face"
Oh well you're neither a stuckist or a yba
And you're no longer a miner as of today
Praise for the wardens ready to fine
Anyone caught saying "graphic design"
Rag-mag seller said I'd be in pleats
Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets
Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'til my blues went away
If I had possession over pancake day
Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade
And he will say: "is this a glass of limeade? "
And "if so, why is it a glass of limeade? "
And, after a while, he'll die of thirst