Letra da Música I Want a Bear de DaddyB

Okay stop right there!
You know what?
You keep pointing out every tweezed
Plucked, shaved, skinny
Wanna-be muscle boy who walks by
And I'm through!
You wanna know what kind of m-a-n
Makes me h-o-t?
I want a bear!

I want a bear
Big and studly
A motherfucker
All horny and cuddly
I want a bear
A teddy to squeeze
An ursa minor
For this major to please

I want a bear
A daddy or cub
A furry body
That's all mine to rub
I want a bear
Blue collared and able
To cook dinner
Then do me on the table

I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Do you dare?
Won't you be my bear?
I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Everywhere
Won't you be my
Won't you be my bear?

I want a bear
Grizzly or black
Brown or polar
Tonight I'm on his track
I want a bear
Sexy and strong
To wrap me in his arms
And hold me all night long

I want a bear
Bearded in leather
I've got some nasty things
For us to do together

I want a bear
Beefy and stocky
Ready for a ride
With a midnight jockey

I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Do you dare?
Won't you be my bear?
I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Everywhere
Won't you be my
Won't you be my bear?

What do you mean, you don't know
What a bear is?
Look it up
Look it up

A bear is a friendly man
With hair upon his hide
He wears his heart upon his sleeve
And walks through life with pride
Bears come in every size and shape
Loyal to the end
The perfect kind of buddy, lover
Partner, mate or friend

Woof

I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Do you dare?
Won't you be my bear?
I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Everywhere
Won't you be my
Won't you be my bear?

Won't you be my bear?

Won't you be my bear?