My uncle had a beer gut. That weighed two hundred pounds. He used a wheelbarrow. To haul it into town. They treat him like a king. When he walks into woody’s bar. His beer gut pays for lights a...
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1. Beer Gut 2. Bingo Fever You're just like a stranger. When you're in a bingo trance. The kids don't even. Know you anymore. With your bingo bag and dauber. And your lucky bingo pants. You look like a soldier. G...3. Christmas Time At My House Lutefisk boiling on da stove. Italians at the door. They spill a pan of meatballs. All over martha's floor. Uncle heikki slips on them. And starts a great big fight. It's christmas time at m...4. Cowpie Song I wake up face down in the cow pies. In a field near 41. Some tourist takes my picture. As i bleach here in the sun. The flies are buzzing round me. And the cars are whizzing by. A cow is nibbling on...5. Crawling Home I slowly open up one eye. Feel a pounding in my head. My mouth tastes like i ate my socks. Lord i think i must be dead. There's something lying next to me. Its got a hairy ugly face. I saw her in...6. Da Fish Fight Song (female vocal). You smell just like a can of worms. Baking in the sun. There's fish guts hanging from your chin. I sure hope you had fun. You gotta stop hanging ‘round. That worthless bunc...7. Da Second Week Of Deer Camp ITS THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP. I GOT A SWOLLEN HEAD. I'M LYING WITH THE DUST BALLS. UNDERNEATH MY BED. AN ICY BREEZE IS BLOWING IN. THROUGH THE TONGUE AND GROOVE. MY PANTS ARE FROZEN TO THE FL...8. Deer Hunting Son Of A Gun Out in da jackpines at da break of dawn. We look for a buck or a track. At da end of da day we put our bullets away. And go back to our tarpaper shack. We sit in da camp by da kerosene lamp. And brag...9. Diarrhea I know it's getting late. And i know we had a date lucia. I hate to make you wait. Cause it would be so great to see ya. Tears fall from my eyes. And i must apologize lucia. I’ll have to s...10. Don't Go Up There I have to go to marquette to attend a seminar. Do they have motels up there and roads to drive my car. No, leave your car below the bridge cause there's no roads up there. They’ll put you...11. Fishin' Wit Fred 20 yoopers in a pontoon boat. Driven by my buddy mike. We're fishin’ out on the basin. For alligator walleye pike. Emil brought his tv. And routie’s beagle fred. He's too old t...12. Free Beer Some guys like that bottled beer. Some like it in a can. Some say a keg's the best beer. For a real beer drinking man. Everyone has their favorite. But on one thing they agree. The greatest beer...13. Gimmie Another Beer The boss been on my butt all week. He’s lucky that i even show up. Da old ladie’s bitchin’ constantly. To give my beerin’ up. She listens to the mother-in-law bitch. About...14. Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck Chorus:. Grandpa got run over by a beer truck. Coming out of woody's christmas day. Grandma got a job out at the brewery. I never knew that she could drive that way. 1. grandpa was out drinking...15. Happy Birthday Fungus Face 1. i was cleaning out my toilet bowl. When your birthday came to mind. So i sat right down to write for you. A happy birthday rhyme. So here's a birthday song i wrote. To tell you how i feel. Ev...16. Heikki Lunta I remember back in ‘58 when i was just a lad. I went up to the copper country hunting with my dad. The ground was bare and frozen so we couldn’t track no deer. So my old man got his knap...17. I Want A Rinky Dinky Doodad I want a rinky dinky doodad for christmas i do. My friends at school all want one too. I want a rinky dinky doodad for christmas. It’s excellent, awesome, and cool. Hey dad, Yes son, Did you go...18. I-500 Snow Machine Race When the winter’s here and we’re feeling blue. Me and toivo we head for the soo. He brings the pasties and i bring the beer. Just like we done for the past 20 years. We see those crazy r...19. Ice Shackers It’s 40 below, the snow’s pilling up, it’s a perfect fishing. Day. Sliding down to tip up town on lake owanaway. Oh the ice is freezing, it’s ice fishing season. Man agains...20. Johnny Peckanen His name is johnny peckanen. He was hatched up in ahmeek. Worked the white pine copper mine. Seven days a week. When copper took a nose dive. He got his walking papers. Had to sell the family farm. Ju...21. Little Rat Ronette (female vocal). Shut the door young man and put down those books. Don’t stand there giving me those dirty looks. I saw you kicking that sweet little girl. That little ronette with the pretty bl...22. Lonely Yooper I looked down into her bloodshot eyes. She said “save a beer for me". I said, "i’ll have to drink it later cause now i gotta pee”. She reached down and grabbed my gonads...23. Meat Head First thing you did on the day we met. You took away my cigarettes. Once you got my nicotine. You nagged until i quit caffeine. But you weren't satisfied with that. You told me i was getting fat....24. Mental Monkey I knew you were a psycho right from the start. You measure your friends by the way that they fart. When my friends come around i feel so degraded. You act like a dweeb they say, “is he related?...25. Naked Elves In Cowboy Boots Naked elves in cowboy boots. Chasing me wherever i go. Those naked elves in cowboy boots. They won't leave me alone. A jigglin', gigglin', boingy, boingy, boingy. Running down the road...26. One Day After Christmas It's one day after christmas. I'm crabby and i'm broke. I'm so full of ham and fruitcake. I think i'm gonna croak. It's nice to see the relatives. I wonder when they&apos...27. Pick Of The Litter Didn’t i get you a snow blower for christmas. So you don’t have to shovel all that snow. Didn’t i get you a log splitter for your birthday. So you could have more time to play bin...28. Pizza In My Shorts You used to take my parking in your rusty chevrolet. We’d go out to the palmer dump and watch the bears at play. Now the honeymoon is over you don’t take me anyplace. You just lay there...29. Smelting Usa The smelt are a running the fever’s in the air. The smelters are coming with their waders and beer. There’s toivo and eino in their pickup truck. They got alma and martha in case they ge...30. Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine All you big city women listen to me. I got some super yooper love like you ain’t never seen. I like em short, like em tall, like em huge like em small. Skinny, homely, i love em all. Come on. A...31. The Anniversary Song Honey do you remember. What day it is today. Remember that special occasion. On that beautiful morning in may. You wore a rented tuxedo. We had champagne on ice. Both of our families were gathered. An...32. The Fishing Trip Some old guy told me about this secret spot. Where they jump in the boat before they get caught. You won’t find a more perfect day. Life is too short hey what do you say. I’ll be right o...33. The Transplant Song I was sitting in a detroit bar this guy he says to me. You must be from canada, newfoundland maybe. No, i said, your slightly off, as i pointed with my beer. I’m from up above the mitten, this...34. Three Months Late I met her at the pine grove. One hot night in may. She was a blonde haired finnish girl. From up in champion way. She was short and broad of beam. Just like a jackp1ne stump. The boys all flocked arou...35. Two Bagger I met her up in misula she owned her own pulp truck. She took me for a ride one night and told me we were stuck. She put her arms around me and said i’ll keep you warm. I was so dumb and innoce...36. We're Still Rockin It all started 1963. Santa brought me monopoly. Two g. i. joes and some hot wheel cars. Grandma and pa got me an electric guitar. My cousin billy was a geeky zit face. Santa surprised him with a beat...37. Why do Girls Think I'm Scary Why do girls think i'm scary?. Why do they treat me like a circus freak?. Is it because of my big melon head. Or because i talk like a geek. Or is it because when i'm on the phone with them....