On the first day of Christmas my company gave to me. A pink slip for under the tree. On the second of Christmas my company gave to me. 2 days to pack. And a pink slip for under the tree. On the third...
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1. 12 Days Of Layoffs 2. 3 Inch Tool Little me, my nuts are as small as pearls, You like to laugh at me because I'm hung just like a squirrel. Sometimes it bugs me, I'm not a bigger guy, When I was a baby it was exactly the sam...3. 401k She�s real fun my 401. She�s real fun my 401K. My 401K. I�m saving up my pennies for rainy day. (Build it up build it up 401K). It�s only 6% of my total pay. (Give it up gi...4. 96 Beers Too many six packs. For one guy. To be buying. Too many brewskies. For one man. To guzzle down. That�s a whole lot of hops now. Lots of barley. You�re always burping. And taking a pee. B...5. Acid Rain Acid rain is not a problem, said the businessmen. But all the fish are belly up and floating round. And there�s nothing growing from the ground. Just ask Farmer Brown. On the corner are some ac...6. Add A brand new story for ya. My attention�s so very short. Well was it I or E that came after C?. And 2 + 2 is a bore. Teacher tried to get through. Teach you reach you. But my mind wasn�t...7. American Pie Eulogy A long, long time ago. I can still remember. When I wrote this song and made a great big pile. And now some chick with leather pants. Who barely sings and cannot dance. Has made a crappy version disco...8. Are They Gonna Fry Oj? It was not so long ago. I thought The Juice was number one. Tables turned, to say the least. And he�s been looking pretty glum. And so that�s why we got this trial. OJ says he was not th...9. Beat Up Old Jetliner Goodbye to all my friends I've known. And the travel agent I trusted. I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane;. Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted. As that ground crew pushes...10. Bowel Moves I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds, Pants too tight, seams bustin' out. Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on top, with some extra spice, Lots of extra spice. Out...11. Californians Leavin All the land�s been bought. By some folks from LA. Condos going on. Each and every day. I wish they�d all go home. Go back to from where they came. Californians leavin� would real...12. Cheney's Got a Gun Dick Cheney�s got a gun. Dick Cheney�s got a gun. The safety�s come undone. Squinting in the Texas sun. What did our leader do?. Who�d he put a bullet through?. They say wh...13. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Chipmunks roasting on an open fire. Hot sauce dripping from their toes. (?Oh! That tickles!?). Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir. They poked hot skewers through their nose. (?Ow! Wrong en...14. Clean The Cat Box Well I got a new kitty cat. My wife won�t let that kitty out. I bought a brand new litter box. But it�s stinkin� up the house. I tried the sand and gravel stuff. I tried deodorizi...15. Denny Way On Denny Way there is a bar they call the Razzmatazz. Where lots of geezers like to sit around and drool. And they like to play pocket pool. Falling off their stool. On the corner there�s an el...16. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends, You got a thing for ewes, Been counting sheep, but you're not in bed, Here's what you gotta do. Get out the barn, stay off the farm,...17. Don't Vote For Nader A consumer. Advocate. A breath of fresh air. In an otherwise smoky room. He digs the. Environment. With just a little bit of anal retention. Ralph Nader tells the crowds. He�ll try to represent...18. Gates Is Such a Rich Man How does it feel to be one of the wealthiest people?. Everyone knows who you are. You're on a winning streak. You're the computer software czar. The world's most successful geek. Bill G...19. George Bush Told Lies George Bush told lies. George Bush told lies. George Bush told lie-ie-ies. He told lies. George Bush wasn�t nice. He should apologize. The deficit is flying sky-y high. Why oh why. Now the well...20. Get Off My House I woke up Christmas morning. It was a little bit before 3 O�clock. I sprang from bed looking out the window. To investigate a noise outside. When in flies a guy all dressed up in red. And carry...21. Getting Fatter All The Time I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round. And lat...22. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas Have yourself an ozzy little christmas. Give a bat a bite. Decorate your devil head with twinkling lights. (ozzy christmas, ozzy family christmas). Have yourself an ozzy little christmas. Let the F wo...23. How It Feels (To Be Old) Lately all the songs I write. Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me. Let me get a tube of ointment. Let's rub my achy joints, And turn my hear...24. I Used To Rock And Roll All Night You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're gonna give it one more shot. We're gettin' old, We must be crazy. We're puttin' on the makeup again. It covers up a buncha wr...25. I'm A Weight Watcher I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go by. My, my, my. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Here comes a cream pie. Mmmm, mmm, mmm. I was just a bo...26. Janet's Coconut When Janet showed her coconut. She thought we wouldn�t mind. It�s just to have a little fun. She�d do it all the time. She getting flack for the coconut. It wasn�t covered...27. Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen The bluest skies you�ve ever seen in Seattle. And the hills the greenest green in Seattle. Like a beautiful child growin� up free and wild. The most caffeine you�ve ever seen in S...28. Mr. Magoo Got a flat in Timbuktu. Waiting for AAA. And I saw that single headlight through the rain. Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way. We sped away and left rubber on all four lane...29. O.J.'s Trial Thing O. J. , O. J. O. J. , I think you did it. But I wanna know for sure. You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night?. Ya wanna know what I think...30. Officer Fuhrman He likes to set up colored people. He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood. At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag. Waits at the Bronco; opens the w...31. Oxycontin Eater Well I was in the car and I heard this guy. He sounded all shook up and he told me why. His voice was shaking on the E. I. B. Sound like an OxyContin eater to me. It was a bug-eyed, tone deaf, flying...32. Pms Hide hide hide hide hide hide hide. See her storm out of the kitchen. With a blood-curdling scream. She�s not the girl that I first met. This one�s pretty mean. My woman chewed my head o...33. Police Stop My Car Police stop my car. Police stop my car. The police made me stop. Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up. Police stop my car. Police stop my car. The police made me stop. Walk a straight line and b...34. Read It In The Tabloids I bet you're wondering how I knew. That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through. Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me by surprise I m...35. The 12 Pains Of Christmas The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me. Is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me. Rigging up the lights. And finding a Christmas tre...36. The Ballad Of Gary Condit Gary, Gary Condit, king of the poon fronteir. He served as a congressman in old D. C. from the golden state by the western sea. had him a concubine or mabey 2 or 3 and a cute little intern name of Cha...37. The Chimney Song there's something stuck up in the chimney. and i don't know what it is. but it's been there all night long. well, i waited up for santa all xmas night. but he never came and it don&apos...38. The Handicap Can Handicap. Hey handicap. �All right my little children, gather round those groovy handicapped are here. So tell me babe, so what kind of handicap do you have?�. �Well I had a motor...39. Vatican Man I�m on the road yeah. I�m on tour. Don�t need no map. Cuz I been here before. Hotels -Motels -One night stands. I�m just a holy rollin� travelin� man. Signing...40. What If God Smoked Cannabis If God had long hair and a goatee. And if his eyes were pretty glazed. If he looked spaced out. Would you buy his story?. Would you believe he had an eye infection?. And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked....41. When A Man Loves A Chicken When a man loves a chicken. He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wron...42. Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up) Well, I bought it up. Brought Windows' home, and decided to boot it up. But when I load it up, It says my memory is not enough!. I'd be runnin' out. I need some extra RAM to fix me up....43. Wrong Foot Amputated Wrong foot amputated. Wrong foot amputated. He got the wrong foot amputated. The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease. I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me...44. Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Oh, the weather outside was whitening. �Til the dog did something frightening. He�s got no other place to go. Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow. And he doesn�t show signs of s...
