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1. 7 8 9 2. A A is for angry, which is what you are at me. A is for adult, which is what I'll never be. A is for applesauce, my favorite meal. A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel;. Like I'm the o...3. Adrift Ever since we said our goodbyes. The onion rings, the phone makes me cry. Something isn't right. Like the Deep Blue without the Great White. In the morning open your eyes. The waterfalls, the fir...4. Alcohol Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page. Alcohol, my permanent accessory. Alcohol, a party-time necessity. Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself. O Alcohol, I still drink to your...5. Alternative Girlfriend Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page. You're in an all-girl band. Your futon's second hand. Your parents understand but you don't care. I have a job in a shop. I'm...6. Aluminum How, in every visible way, you shine. As if the stars in your wake align. Almost impossible to malign. But just below where you shine, you burn. Although I know it, I never learn. Just goes to show th...7. Am I The Only One? Words & Music by Ed Robertson. Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh. , Laugh until you cry?. Am I the only one who asks you to go, Go on without me?. Am I the only one who loves when you l...8. Angry People That's the problem, dear, with angry people. They try to go it alone. Digging in and making cranky feeble pleas. That other angries disown. Angry people think a good solution. Is getting others i...9. Another Postcard You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail. All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail. I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas. But someone is sending me stati...10. Another Postcard (Chimps) You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail. All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail. I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas. But someone is sending me stati...11. Another Spin I had time to kill. One day in Alaska. I walked around until. I found the arts and crafts shop. I bought you a card. I don't know where to send it. I wrote it from the heart. I'm not sure ho...12. Auld Lang Syne Should auld acquaintance be forgot. And never brought to mind?. Should auld acquaintance be forgot. And days of Auld Lang Syne. For Auld Lang Syne, my dear, For Auld Lang Syne, We'll take a cup o...13. Baby Seat You left Billy with the kid. And all the selfless things you did with Billy. You left your home town in the spring. And turned your back on everything. You thought your life would just go by. Without...14. Back I woke up yesterday morning. Fell down two flights of stairs. Well I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep. Nine-one-one ambulance help me. But I can't reach the phone. So I scre...15. Bank Job It was an upset in two minutes flat. We were back on the freeway, foot to the mat. I can't understand it; we had it down pat. It's very upsetting, could we leave it at that?. We all had posi...16. Be My Yoko Ono If there's someone you can live without, then do so. And if there's someone you can just shove out, oh do so. You can be my Yoko Ono. You can fallow me wherever I go. Be my, be my, be my Yok...17. Beautiful What if you were not just for show?. What if you were not good to go?. What if you were simply not so. Beautiful. What if you were not thin and tall?. What if you were done with it all?. What if you w...18. Blame it On Me Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Here we are again and we're looking at each. other as if each other were to blame. You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked....19. Born Human Under a canoe, sheltered from the hail, She lived six miles down the Portage Trail. I met her mom. I met her pop. They looked at me and licked their chops. She's borne human, raised by wolves. W...20. Box Set Words & Music by Steven Page. I never thought that you would love me the way that you do. I never thought that you would love me half as much as I do. You say you wanna know everything about me....21. Break Your Heart The bravest thing I have ever done. Was to run away and hide. But not this time, Not this time. And the weakest thing I have ever done. Was to stay right by your ride, just like this time. And every t...22. Brian Wilson Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, just to check out the late-night record shop. Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane, but when I'm surrounded I just can&...23. Bull In A China Shop I'm a kid in a candy store. I'm a bull in a china shop. I'm a tired old metaphor. For everything you can't afford. And everything you can't afford to be. I'm a public emb...24. Burned I've been burned, and with both feet on the ground. I've learned that it's painful coming down. No use running away, and there's no time left to stay. Now I'm finding out that...25. Call And Answer Call And Answer. Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page. I think it's getting to the point. where I can be myself again. It's getting to the point. where we have almost made am...26. Call Me Calmly Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. You and I were meant to be. Even though you don't know me. I don't even know your name. And do you think that you know mine?. You were lo...27. Careless I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball. It's not so much the game I like, it's the hats. Ed, Do you see this black band 'round my neck? (oohh yeah). It's not just fa...28. Celebrity Don't call me a zero. I'm gonna be a hero. Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys. I'll be incorporated. And I'll be imitated. And overrated, but that doesn't bother me. All the j...29. Conventioneers You walked into the room. And the whole place stopped to notice. Standing next to you, I feel hopeless and you know this. I've never been ashamed of my attraction. I'd be happy if you gave m...30. Couldn't Care Less I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball. It's not so much the game I like it's the hats. See this white band around my neck? It's nice!. It's not just fashion. Hartz...31. Crawl It's harder than it looks to move through water. First you've got to paddle like a pup. You see yourself, you're sure you're lamb to slaughter. So you take what was pure and muck i...32. Crazy Climbing the walls of my mind is like climbing. on the jungle gym. I am more than content with the. state of mind I am in. 'cause I am crazy just like you. I am crazy just like you. I don't...33. Crazy Abc's Hey Steve!. Hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?. Thank you, it’s an alphabet song I’m working on. Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one. A is for aisle. B is for b...34. Down To Earth Some people are just all show. Well, I don't mind that if the show is worth watching. But it's all bark and no tree. What's more ironic than a hippie in Versace?. It's all peace an...35. Duct Tape Heart It was in pieces till this adhesive. Stuck it together now it beats again. It working alright and it looks tight. A little miracle I recommend. I could use another roll another roll. I could use anoth...36. Easy What's a boy to do. When you tell your tale. And, it never fails. I just end up feeling bad for you. With your hang-dog eyes. You can bring me down. Now I'm wrapped around your whole hand. S...37. Enid Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Chorus. Enid we never really knew each other anyway. Enid we never really knew each other anyway. It took me a year to believe it was over, and it...38. Everything Had Changed On the path of life, I wish you well. Divergent journeys, but we will meet again in Hell. I kept my head down and moved on. Til every friend I'd known was gone. Then, one day, I was not alone. Ev...39. Everything Old is New Again Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page. Learn to lose, it's easier that way. We've paid our dues, but we can't make life pay. All across the world, people going mad. in th...40. Falling For The First Time I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser. I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out. I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby. I'm so fly, that's probably why it....41. Fight The Power Get tough now. Come away for the S. The S one W. Brothers and sisters. Come away for the S. The S one W. On time cause he busta rhymes a hard rhymer. On time cause he busta rhymes a hard rhymer. It&ap...42. For You I have set aside everything I love. I have saved everything else for you. I cannot decide what this doubt's made of. Though I thought over it through and through. In a book in a box high upon a s...43. Fun & Games We sent in the army. They sounded alarms we. Saw it coming from a mile away. We kept it off radar. Because we had to say our. Intentions were to save the day. Why did you fail to see?. It was a gag. I...44. Get Back Up I'm a little bit worse for wear. Got a little bit more grey hair. I'm not gonna be the next big thing, but I'm getting fitted for a new brass ring. I been dunked, I've been kicked...45. Get In Line Everywhere I go someone's tryin' to be my girlfriend's best friend. I'm tryin' to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playin' castanets with my knees. I try to be cool...46. Globetrot Doesn't matter any of it happened before. Maybe it was locked, but you still opened the door. The kind that got nailed up mind in the store. So you held yo head down mopping the floor. If you wer...47. Go Home Well let me tell you if you're feeling alone, Instead of whining and moaning, Just get on the phone, tell her you're coming home. If you need, you should be there. If you scream in your slee...48. Govatsos Shuffle Govatsos. Govatsos. Govatsos. Govatsos. Govatsos (continue throughout). We love Andrew Govatsos. Govatsos. Govatsos. Govatsos. We love Andrew Govatsos. Well Andrew Govatsos he’s o...49. Grade 9 Words & Music by Andy Creeggan, Jim Creeggan, Steven Page, Ed Robertson & Tyler Stewart. I found my locker and I found my classes. Lost my lunch and I broke my glasses, That guy is huge! That...50. Great Provider You and I have been through this before. I owe you my whole life, nothing more. I never said that I liked you the most. You're my father, I'm your son, who's the Holy Ghost?. Where does...51. Green Christmas Green Christmas by Barenaked Ladies. The streets are filled with Christmas cheer. At least its only once a year. Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows. And carols ringing in my ear. Bundled up agains...52. Grim Grinning Ghosts When the crypt doors creak. and the tombstones quake. Spooks come out for a singing wake. Happy haunts materialize. And begin to vocalize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize. Now don't cl...53. Half A Heart Drunk on wine, I'm amazing. Bitter Pill; it's my raising. News at five and at midnight. Caught on tape; serves me right. The crowd around me starts to grow. I can feel the undertow. Anyone w...54. Have You Seen My Love CHORUS:. Have you seen my love?. Have you seen my love?. Have you seen my little girl?. Oh, have you seen my love?. All that I want is to be your friend, Cause you're the only friend I've ev...55. Having A Baby I woke up this morning and I felt sick. There's something inside me. I felt it kick. Something's gone wrong. Something's gone wrong. I got a bad headache. I got the shakes. Nothing seem...56. Helicopters This is where the helicopters came to take me away. This is where the children used to play. This is only half a mile away from the attack. This is where my life changed in a day. And then it changed...57. Hello City Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Hello city . Another night at the Palace 'cause there is nothing else to do. The same people, the same drinks and the same music, the same qui...58. Here Before Try putting on a brave face. While everything is giving way. Night can undercut riverbank. Knowing that you might go swimming. But it doesn't matter anyway. Try to look at my reflection. You see...59. Hidden Sun Suddenly. Things become unsound. Stumbling. On the shaky ground. Given arrows to shoot tornados down. Shoot them down. To the ground. Saw a falling leaf. Good luck - jump to grab. Much to our surprise...60. Hold My Hand Why don't you hold my hand. We're taking one step forward. But we're always going back to the start. Why don't you hold my hand. Maybe we got much better. At looking at the other&a...61. Home Side of the road, I stopped and. Picked up the pieces of your car. You were just standing, speechless. Knowing you'd never travel far. That's what you do when someone's given up on you....62. I Know Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. I know why I like you. it's cause of your clothing and your haircut. and 'cause you're racist. I have a match; your face, My asking...63. I Live With it Every Day Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page. On August first, nineteen-eight-one. I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun. We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen. He had baby-blue...64. I Love You Words by Andy Creeggan, Jim Creeggan, Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Andy Creeggan & Jim Creeggan. Chorus. I love you. And you love me. I love you. So let's make a family tree. I li...65. I'll Be That Girl Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page. If I were you (and I wish that I were you), All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue. I suppose I'd start by removing all my cloth...66. If I Had $1,000,000 If I had a million dollars. (If I had a million dollars). Well, I'd buy you a house. (I would buy you a house). And if I had a million dollars. (If I had a million dollars). I'd buy you furn...67. If I Had A Million Dollars If I had a million dollars. (If I had a million dollars). Well I'd buy you a house. (I'd buy you a house). And if I had a million dollars. (If I had a million dollars). I'd buy you furn...68. In The Car Words & Music by Steven Page. She fed me strawberries and. freezer-burned ice cream. I said "Goodbye, I guess". She lifted up her dress. and so I must confess, we made out one more time....69. In The Drink Words & Music by Jim Creeggan. Chorus:. I'm in the drink for love. And want to drink your love. Swimmin' a swim in the suds. I want to drink your blood. Up like a rocket, down like the r...70. Inline Bowline Inline bowline, inline bowline. Inline bowline, inline bowline. First, you tie it around your hand. You showed me so I would understand. It's the handiest knot. It wasn't in the book that I...71. Intermittently Words & Music by Steven Page. Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy. And now I'm kissing you by proxy. Hope you don't mind. Somewhere someone is dreaming of me. Tries to love me, hope...72. It's All Been Done Words & Music by Steven Page. I met you before the fall of Rome. and I begged you to let me take you home. You were wrong, I was right. You said goodbye, I said goodnight. It's all been done....73. It's Christmas Time(Oh Yeah) Now that all the snow is fallin. It's crunching below my feet. And all the Christmas lights are shining. On houses up and down my street. And I can see the happy families inside. If only for a mo...74. It's Only Me Urgh!. Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on. It's only natural! - It's only me!. Take it from a fella who's been round the block so many times. he knows the only parking...75. It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) Urgh!. Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on. It's only natural! - It's only me!. Take it from a fella who's been round the block. so many times. He knows the only parking...76. Jane Words & Music by Steven Duffy & Steven Page. The girl works at the store sweet Jane St. Clair. Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there. it wasn't long before I lived with her. I s...77. Just A Toy Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Look at my mouth, a thin painted line. Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine. Forever, ever mine. Form of a tree, shape of a child. I wish...78. Leave Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. I've informed you to leave. 'Cause I can't afford to lose more sleep. I get ill when I get tired. So I'll try to rest if you&ap...79. Life, in A Nutshell Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. When she was three. Her barbies always did it on the first date. Now she's with me, There's never any need for them to demonstrate. She&a...80. Light Up My Room Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Ed Robertson. A Hydro-field cuts through my neighborhood. Somehow that always just made me feel good. I can put a spare bulb in my hand. And light up...81. Lilac Girl My Lilac Girl, oh. Only you can turn my eloquence to banality. Only you can make importancies into trivialities. Only you can cure dismality. Only you can make me swoon. My lilac girl, oh. La la la la...82. Little Tiny Song Words & Music by Andrew Creeggan. Hey I'm a cow, I'm curious. Hey watch me now, I'm furious. Hey I'm a cow, I'm full of hate. Hey watch me now, I'm on your plate....83. Long Way Back Home Word by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Ed Robertson. It's a long way back home. to pack up and leave again. Together alone. You without me again. It's a long way back home. and a...84. Lovers In A Dangerous Time Don't the hours grow shorter as the days go by. You never get to stop and open our eyes. One minute you're waiting for the sky to fall. The next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all....85. Make My Heart Fly Please don't go rushing by. Stay and make my heart fly. Please don't go rushing by. Stay and make my heart fly. I never seem to know the time. When you're with me. You can tell it to th...86. Matter of Time Time heals when both wheels. Slide off the shoulder. The car flips, your heart skips. And I'm sad and sober. I forfeit. To you for the moment. Swore this. Wasn't gonna go bent. More fits. Gu...87. Maybe Katie CHORUS (x2):. What's so maybe about. What's so maybe about. What's so maybe about Katie?. What's the use in hesitating?. Can't you see that Katie's waiting?. Just because...88. Maybe Not Pretty soon you will be wanting me. To go. And I will only be the enemy. I know. Pretty soon you will be needing me. To leave. But know that you and I will always be. Naive. Maybe you'll forgive...89. Maybe You're Right It was often talked about. It was often raised. But nothing was ever done about it. To hear the way they talked about it. No one could be saved. But nothing was ever done about it. Shall I take back e...90. McDonald's Girl I leave from softball practice every night. It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches". light up the way. I turn the corner at the traffic light. I count my money and then I rehearse wh...91. Narrow Streets Narrow streets. Houses all in rows. Front porch seats. Watchin' people go. Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-ohh wah-oh. And in between. Dundas and queen. Get off that strong. Spread the blankets on the lawn....92. Never do Anything Wiped out down the stairs. I'll bet you there's a song in there. I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down. That guy should be me. I'd look much better on t. v. Then the worl...93. Never is Enough Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Ed Robertson. What, am I to wake up suddenly and then. enroll at the local college and earn me a degree. And I could work weekends?. if I've wor...94. New Kid (On The Block) Words and Music by Scott Dibble, Steven Page & Ed Robertson. I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sore. 'Cause you can see my face in the window of every store. You can buy my lun...95. Next Time CHORUS (x2):. You can always get it right next time, next time. You can always get it right next time. You can count on me to mess it up. You can count on me to let you down again. And in time you&apo...96. Night Photographs At night I like to photograph, producing camera angles. And I don't have a flash. But my little notebook records the subjects at hand. In photo one, a flower. Photo two is a drunk and naked girl....97. Odds Are Struck by lightning, sounds pretty frightening. But you know the chances are so small. Stuck by a bee sting, nothing but a B-thing. Better chance you're gonna buy it at the mall. But it's a...98. Off The Hook All around the room your things are placed. And next to you he fills the space. And so it seems your saving grace is only saving face. The pictures of the two of you on holiday, on honeymoon. You thou...99. One And Only Hey, pass the ball. Why do you run it in circles?. Waves crash the wall. Soon enough all your hard work will fail. Wait, hold the phone. I don't know if I can take this. Leave me alone. I don&apo...100. One Little Slip It was a recipe for disaster. A four course meal of no siree. It seemed that happily ever after. Was happy everyone was after me. It was a cup of good intentions. A tablespoon of one big mess. A dash...101. One Week It's been one week since you looked at me. cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry. Five days since you laughed at me. saying get that together come back and see me. Three days since...102. Passcode You know the passcode to my heart. You push the buttons that make it start, beating (beating). When ever we are far apart. You send a message that makes me so happy, happy. Happy, just to be alive. Wi...103. Peterborough And The Kawarthas I left you in the rain. Peterborough and the Kawarthas. Your reflection in the pane. Peterborough and the Kawarthas. Apples, pears, prunes and plums. His favourite food, I told his mom. Wait for him a...104. Piece Of Cake Trying to get away. From banging on the tabletops. Screaming at the top of my lungs. Did it in a day. When any other person would have taken off. For most of a month. Then I had to pay. I was shaking...105. Pinch Me It's the perfect time of year. Somewhere far away from here. I feel fine enough I guess. Considering everything's a mess. There's a restaurant down the street. Where hungry people like...106. Pollywog In A Bog In the puddle by the trail it flips its tiny tail. Just like a great big whale but smaller than a snail. It's a pollywog in a bog. Swims under soggy logs. One day he'll be a frog. Pollywog i...107. Psycho Killer I can't seem to face up to the facts. I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax. I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire. Don't touch me I'm a real live wire. Psych...108. Quality Just show me the venue. When I'm the menu. It's personalized. The life of the party. I'm like Billy Barty. But regular-sized. I guess I should explain. Your guests will go insane. For m...109. Raisins Raisins come from grapes, People come from apes, I come from Canada. I came in first place, In a non-existent race, To rebuild the Parthenon. The Parthenon’s in Greece, Or was it in Grease 2?....110. Really Don't Know I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem. Where is this thing that I call heaven?. What is it doing here on earth?. Who is this holding my umbrella?. Who is this looking up your skirt?. You...111. Roadrunner I'm Steve, and I'm Ed, And we're Barenaked Ladies. You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "Beep, beep". Just step aside or you might end up in a heap. Roadrunner roadrun...112. Rule The World With Love It couldn't happen to a better man. It wouldn't happen with a better plan. While we were napping someone else began. To rule the world with love. It didn't happen to us overnight. Just...113. Same Thing Words & Music by Ed Robertson. What does it mean to wake out of a dream and. be wearing some else's shorts?. I've been around the block, at least on my bike. I was prepared for the news...114. Say What You Want Say what you want. 'Cause I can't hear you anyway. Go where you will. I won't steer you or lead you either way. Did you just fail to mention. That maybe I can make you smile again?. Mak...115. Second Best Everything's a lie. We're all gonna die. Before we say goodbye, let's attack. I admit it's bleak. But I give it a week. Until our friends the meek give it back. Is it true? Well it...116. Sell Sell Sell The credits roll, the camera pans. And in the mist our hero stands. He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer. An awkward pause, then what's my line?. There's nothing left to say th...117. Serendipity So long ago, on a summer day. I put my best shirt on. I took you to the matinee. With money from mowing lawns. Money from mowing lawns. You worked down at the dairy queen. We hit it off from the start...118. She's On Time Words & Music by Steven Page and Ed Robertson. Woke up, I was on top of the world. There was a beautiful girl in the bed beside me. Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear, She said, "Listen up, d...119. Shoe Box Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Steven Page. A key in the door, a step on the floor. A note on the table, and a meal in the micro. Note says "I'm in bed, please make sure t...120. Shopping CHORUS:. Well you know that it's going to be alright. I think it's gonna be alright. Everything will always be alright. When we go shopping. Well you know that it's going to be alright....121. Silverball Roll around. And I stare at you. Your lights and sound. Am I scared of you. You could take me down. Like you set to do. But hear me now. I'll take care of you. Light me up. Knock me down. I'...122. Some Fantastic Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. One day I will build a fountain. Drink and never grow old. Then I'll market an elixir. that will eliminate the common cold. Find your sickness...123. Something You'll Never Find You're looking for something. That you'll never find. You've got the questions. You've got the time. You've got the bruises. To show you've been blind. 'Cause you&ap...124. Sound Of Your Voice The moon is full but there is an incompleteness. The days are beautiful but I feel a bitter sweetness. If I had a wish, or even a choice. I'd wake up to the sound of your voice. How I miss waking...125. Spider in My Room Words & Music by Jim Creeggan. There's a spider in my room. There's a spider in my room. And then a voice above my head. Said if that spider were made dead. I'd better grow some fin...126. Stomach Vs. Heart Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. in through my veins, without brains, I involuntarily take what I need, then I bleed. and it comes right back to me. But guts only eat and sometimes...127. Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. I tend the wheat field that makes your bread. I bind the sweet veal, pluck the hens that make your bed. Mother Nature & Mother Earth. Are two o...128. Take It Back It's hard enough to notice. Harder still to react. Just a stone's throw from the centre of our attention. We all fade to black. Save me from a villainous imagination. Deliver me from my frie...129. Take It Outside Oh, I - I watch it all go down. Closed eyes - pretend noone's around. So I - I chose to play the clown. Or blow by and never make a sound. CHORUS:. Any other guy would wanna take it outside. But...130. Testing 1,2,3 Maybe it would be fun. To get a new opinion. Get a little work done. And forget. Maybe it would be cool. If I rocked it old school. Try to break a gold rule. And a sweat. Better than the first time. B...131. Thanks That Was Fun I'm learning. I'm yearning. I'm burning all your stuff, But that's not enough. I'm thinking that I'm aching:. Mistaking lust for love. Thanks that was fun. Don't fo...132. The Ballad Of Gordon There was darkness, there was light, There was day and there was night, There was wrong and there was right. And then there was me. You didn't even know me, but you treated me like dirt. (And the...133. The Flag Words & Music by Steven Page. The phone rings, it's early, it's seven o'clock. He says sorry I woke you, but I just had to talk. you know last night, remember when I. tried to choke...134. The History Of Everything (the Big Bang Theory) Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait. The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We bu...135. The Humour Of The Situation When you walked in, I said with a grin. That we were just talking about you. We all had to lie because you would cry. If you knew we were laughing at you. In the momentary lull before the band begins...136. The King Of Bedside Manor You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him. Crumble to a ball around his feet. So he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared, he&apo...137. The New Sad Everybody knows that happy is the new sad. So I am gonna go and imitate my old dad. And never crack a smile again. Everybody knows that as we all get older. The will is first to go and so upon my shou...138. The Ninjas I woke up this morning. And everything was different. Something was strange in the air. I woke up this morning. And everything was different. I knew that the ninjas had been there. I looked all around...139. The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment. This is where we used to live. Broken glass, broke and hungry, Broken hearts and broken bones. This is where we used to live. Why did you paint the walls?. Why did you cl...140. The Wrong Man Was Convicted Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page. Who's lonely now?. Which one of us is suffering?. Who's in his cups? Which one of us recovering?. Who likes to look at pictures and crie...141. These Apples Words & Music by Ed Robertson. A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs. But I've never been good with plants. Her next presentation, a new dictionary. She'd circled the wo...142. This Is It There was fresh butter melting on a waffle, Sky so blue that the clouds felt awful, Beavers swimming around their hut, And someone was building a mini putt. La la la la la la la (repeated). There was...143. This is Where it Ends Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. I don't buy everything I read, I haven't even read everything I've bought. I don't cry every time I bleed, My eyes are dry, but...144. Tired of Fighting With You I'm tired of fighting with you. I'm tired of fighting with you. I'm so tired of fighting with you. Sitting in my chair. It's like you're not even there. I shout into the air....145. Toe To Toe I'm convinced that I am stronger. when standing in one place. Just sometimes I don't have the choice. There are instances when I no longer see your face. But I can plainly hear your voice. S...146. Told You So Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. I never jumpted in and rescued you, but I wanted to. I didn't tell you which way to go, 'cause I thought you'd know. You had a probl...147. Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel Driving home to be with you. The highway's dividing, the city's in view. As usual, I'm almost on time. You're the last thing that's on my mind. Wish I could tell you the way t...148. Too Little Too Late You say, "Why does everything revolve around you?". You say, "Why does everything I do confound you?". You say that I pulled the world from under you, You can't go through it...149. Trouble With Tracy Tracy doesn't live with her dad and all is well. She's upset and I want to lick the honey from her navel. She's upset and I want to lick the honey. And that's the trouble with Trac...150. Trust Me Words and music by Steven Page and Stephen Duffy. I was surprised at how incredibly fast you were. to come up and ask for a light. I was amazed at just how matter-of-fact you were. in taking me back f...151. Uncle Elwyn It's Uncle Elwyn. It's Uncle Elwyn. My Uncle Elwyn is tall. My Elwyn is small. My Elwyn plays a mean basketball. He's about 45 maybe 55, 60. I'm not sure; once he mixed me a drink....152. Unfinished I left a tip, but it was never a donation. I took a trip, but it was never a vacation. I took a seat, but I refuse to a number. And so defeated, I proceeded unencumbered. REFRAIN:. I'd say an oun...153. Upside Down I'm not surprised it's come to this. Sooner or later there must be another's kiss. Behind that kiss a promise of a life of bliss. Yeah, great. I won't be takin' the bait. I&ap...154. Vanishing A rabbit and a top hat, a handkerchief and ring. With the wave of a wand he'll pull your heartstrings. He's a magician. Hoping, wishing. And you're the one vanishing. Isn't that th...155. War On Drugs She likes to sleep with the radio on. So she can dream of her favorite song. The one that no one has ever sung since she was small. She'll never know that she made it up. She had a soul and we at...156. What A Good Boy Words by Steven Page. Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. When I was born, they looked at me and said, "What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy. ". And when you were born,...157. What A Letdown Even if I let this settle, it'll lead to a little fight. Even if I let this settle, it'll lead to a little fight. Even when I get to meddlin' I need to remain polite. I could cut across...158. When Doves Cry Dig if you will the picture. Of you and I engaged in a kiss. The sweat of your body covers me. Can you my darling, can you picture this. Dream if you can a courtyard. An ocean of violets in bloom. Ani...159. When I Fall I look straight in the window, try not to look below. Pretend I'm not up here, I try counting sheep. The sheep seems to shower of this office tower. It's Nine-point-eight straight down I can...160. When You Dream Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Steven Page. With life just begun, my sleeping new son. has eyes that roll back in his head. They flutter and dart, he slows down his heart. and pict...161. Who Needs Sleep? Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Now I lay me down not to sleep. I just get tangled in the sheets. I swim in sweat three inches deep. I just lay back and claim defeat. Chapter read...162. Wind It Up Stop, drop and roll and I will tell you where I'm coming from. You've done a lot of yelling pointed at my eardrum. I'll offer all of me that you can lay your eyes on. I'll get righ...163. Wishing I wish I could speak with my dog. I wish I could speak with my dog. I wish I could speak with my dog. Cause right now it's just a monologue. I wish I could walk on a cloud. I wish I could walk on...164. Wishing Well Kissing like a bandit stealing time. Underneath the sycamore tree. Cupid by the hour sends valentines. To my sweet lover and me. Slowly, surely. Yours appetite is more than I knew. Slowly, softly. I&a...165. Wrap Your Arms Around Me I can see that you were right about this place. I can make a perfect likeness of your body if I trace. I can hold you until you turn out the light. and I can't see. Do you believe that we are all...166. You Run Away You run away. You could turn and stay. But you run away from me. I tried to be your brother. You cried and ran for cover. I made a mess, who doesn''t. I did my best but it wasn''t...167. You Will Be Waiting Words & Music by Steven Page. As we walk together through the autumn, nearing winter. Through the dying leaves and trees we call our home and native land, You say you don't believe a thing I...