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YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY. CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY. CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGG...16. Crankin My Bands Demo On a Box At The Beach I'm om the beach crankin' my bands sound. The bitches know we're the hottest around. Their pusses getting hot, juicy, and wet. Cuz we're the best band they've heard yet. (Pre...17. Dead, Gay And Dropped shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead. elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay. bolt thrower,you're dr...18. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY. SHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION. SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS. DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL. DEADBE...19. Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers you're a bunch of stupid little kids,you wanted to be just like us. you're mad because we wouldn't do a split 7" with you,you're mad because. we're on a label. deche char...20. Dictators Are Cool POOL POT KILLED A MILLION OF HIS PEOPLE. IDI AMIN ATE THAT MANY FOR DINNER. PAPA DOC, HIS SON WAS EVEN COOLER. ROSS THE BOSS WAS IN MANOWAR. DICTATORS ARE COOL. DICTATORS ARE COOL. MUSSOLINI GOT PISSE...21. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN. YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS. YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F. YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE. IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YO...22. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN. YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN. YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS. YOU TOOK A HIV TEST. EASY E. GOT HIV FROM...23. Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead You fucking towelhead. You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead. I hate women, you do too. But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead. [Chorus:]. Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad, you...24. 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Marc Payson Is A Drunk [chorus:]</i> marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunk. at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a beer,he's a. fucking queer. at 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has...78. My Woman, My Lover, My Friend You were my high school sweetheart and my girl next door. You've been my lifelong best friend and so much more. We matured into each other's arms, we were never apart. You blossomed into the...79. Obviously Adopted You P. C. fucking faggot. You're trying to win an oscar for adoption. I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife. Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen. [Chorus:]. Obviously adopt...80. Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt you're a fucking cunt,you're old and dried up. you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you fucking die. you're an ugly bitch,you make me fucking sick. you're big fucking mouth,i&apo...81. Picnic Of Love I want to go by the river. And put a blanket on the grass. I'll pour my heart and soul. Into your wine glass. 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You Fucking Break you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate. and hair just like gene shalit-shalit. i wan't to hit you with a mallet. your teeth are parted to the side-side. you've got a lazy eye-eye. why...108. You Go To Art School your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret. you go to art school because you're fucking gay. are you in college or 13th grade. think of all the money your parents could have saved. [ch...109. You Got Date Raped You just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck. he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck. [chorus:]. you got date raped, date raped <I>[x4]. you whined to the ju...110. You Have Goals you want to go to school. you want a good job. you want to get married. you want to own a car. [chorus:]. you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals <i>[x2]. you want to o...111. You Keep A Diary YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT. YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN. YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY. YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE. YOU'LL PROBABLY...112. You Live In A Houseboat you live in a houseboat. you're so poor it barely floats. you live in a houseboat. you're white trash you're fucking broke. you live in a houseboat. trailer park thinks you're a jo...113. You Live In Allston Shortcut to part of Anal Cunt Lyrics. Anal Cunt - I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth Lyrics. Anal Cunt - I Like Drugs And Child Abuse Lyrics. Anal Cunt - I Lit Your Baby On Fire Lyrics. Anal Cunt - I...114. You Look Adopted your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid. your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays. [chorus:]. you look adopted <i>[x4]. you hate father and s...115. You Look Divorced you look divorced <i>[x2]. you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony. payments. you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you&ap...116. You Own A Store hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook. you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook. your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook. you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,goo...117. You Play On A Softball Team you fucking fag. you have a mustache. you hang around with men. and stare at thier ass. [chorus:]. you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fa...118. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR. MAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY. YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN. SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG. Y...119. You Rollerblading Faggot YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT. YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT. YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGG...120. You Sell Cologne you have a mustache,you called me on the phone. you wear a beret and you sell colonge. you wear colonge but you still smell bad. you smell like shit from all the men that you've had. [chorus:]. y...121. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You Rape <i>[x4]. I drank a case of whiskey. And you looked like Jeanine Jizm. I drank another case of whiskey. And you looked like Roseanne Barr. [Chorus:]. You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you...122. You're A Cop Powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt. bribes in your pocket, you never do any work. you fat fucking slob you just sit in a car. until you get off work then it's back to the bar. [...123. You're A Fucking Cunt you're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks. your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt. you think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up. i hope yo...124. You're A Tready Fucking Pussy you always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my hand. when i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you might. you grew up wanting to be just like me,but i&apo...125. You're Best Friend Is You no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway. no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop. [1st chorus:]. everyone mistakes you for a jew. your best friend is...126. You're Dumb youu've got a new t pass, just for retards. you've got sagging breasts that are very large. all over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples. and you've got a greasy hair co...127. You're Gay [chorus:]. y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay <i>[x4]. you volunteer for charity work-you're gay. you care about the environment-you're gay. you're a ballet dancer-you're gay. y...128. You're In A Coma you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug. but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag. 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