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1. 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden 2. 7 Foot Man I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I'm 7 feet tall, And I repeat, They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet, I&apos...3. A Christmas Song So many presents, so little time. Santa won't be coming. By my house this year. 'Cause I tried to drown my sister. And I pierced my ear. Oh mama made it perfectly clear. Santa don't lik...4. Assistant Principal's Big Day Performed by Adam Sandler. [Speaking through a microphone]. "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be...5. Assistant Principal’s Big Day [Speaking through a microphone]. “Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the...6. At a Medium Pace Performed by Adam Sandler. Put your arms around me baby. Can't you see I need you so. Hold me close against your skin. I'm about to begin. Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my co...7. At The Mall Can You Pass The Beats Please?. Here Ya Go. Thanks. Hey Mom, Guess What?. I Got Invited To Party Tonight, And I'm Gunna Go If Thats Ok With You. NOOOOOO!!!. Why Not Mom?. Yeah, Why Mom, He Should...8. Baby Got Jack [intro]. Yo yo, flyda, check that homegirl's butt out. Mmmhmm, girl, it's so flat!. You tell it like it is, aisha. She looks like one of them lawyer's girlfriends. I mean her butt. it&...9. Back 2 School Ohhhhhhh. Back To School. Back To School. To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool. I've Got My, Luch Packed Up. My Boots Tied Tight. I Hope I Don't Get In A Fight. Ohhhh. Back To School. Ba...10. Bad Boyfriend Performed by Adam Sandler. Why don't you pick up after your done?. I'm not your slave. I'm not your mother. I'm not your maid. I mean I've got a life too. So fuck you!. Why ca...11. Best Friend When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car. You tell me the bus already left. Cause you're my best friend!. When I'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wro...12. Billy Madison's Victory Song [Billy]. Yes, I will go back to school, And achieve victory, No man will take what my father has built. Unless that man is me!. [Veronica]. My Billy, sweet Billy boy, I knew you would go back, No one...13. Buddy Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Tim Meadows, Tim Herlihy, and Robert Smigel. [Moving Train]. "Next stop! Coopersville!". [Two guys talking]. "Hey Buddy". &qu...14. Bum Biddy Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey either through basketball or the mall or various odd jobs. he does around town for free or at most a dollar!. And I'm guessing 99% of you hav...15. Calling Home I'm okay at basketball. baseball was more my thing. Well, uh, I think they have a pickup game goin on at 10 AM tomorrow. morning in the main gym for us freshmen. You playin?. It's a co-ed g...16. Camp Granada hello mudda, hello fadda. here i am at camp granada. camp is very entertaining. they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining. i went hiking with joe spivy. he developed poison ivy. you reme...17. Chanukah Song (iii) Put on your yamulke. It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys). Once again it's Onakah. The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels). Chanukah is the festival of lights. One day...18. Chris Farley Tribute The first time I saw him, he was sweeter than shit. Plaid jacket and belt too tight. he wasn't even doin' a bit. Then he carwheeled around the room. and slow danced with the cleaning lady. H...19. Cock n Balls "I can make a bigger splash than you!. Oh yeah?Give it a shot!. Can Opener!!(Splash). Whoah!That was huge!!. You go. Ahh. Jacknife!!. That was a dud,Jimmy. Shut up,Tracy. You shut up!. (Door Open...20. Cool Guy 1 SEAN: Ooh baby, you looking good. GIRL: Thanks sean. SEAN: you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right. GIRL: I think you're nice too, sean. SEAN: Let me take off this shirt...21. Cool Guy 2 -{The Sounds of waves crashing}-. SEAN: This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself. GIRL #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming. SEAN: So, is your body. l...22. Cool Guy 3 -{Sean pouring champagne}-. SEAN: Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there. GIRL #3: Oh Sean, you're so sweet. SEAN: Not as sweet...23. Cool Guy 4 -{Sean on the phone with a call-girl. }-. SEAN: What's your name, baby?. GIRL #4: Desiree. SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self. GIRL #4: What's your name?. -{Sean...24. Cool Guy 5 -{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}-. GIRL #5: Hey, honey. SEAN: S'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a...25. Cordurory Blues When I was a boy. There was no limit to what I could eat. Shake after shake after shake after shake. Followed by all kinds of red meat. Metabolism runnin' around so fast. My body never gained to...26. Corduroy Blues Performed by Adam Sandler. When I was a boy. There was no limit to what I could eat. Shake after shake after shake after shake. Followed by all kinds of red meat. Metabolism runnin' around so fas...27. Crazy Love Performed by Adam Sandler and Lisa Mordente. Transcribed by The Brave Raven. Adam: You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded. Lisa: And you...28. Creapin' On The Mayor Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? They. didn´t see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn!. Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no. trees, what the fu...29. Dancin' and Pantsin' Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, Frank Coraci, and Bob Glaub. When I was a young man. I didn't like to dance. I was shy. I'd stand against the wall all night. I'd...30. Davey's Song I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday. So I drink 'em all awy, that's me. I don't decorate no trees. And I won't eat no p[otato latkes. But I'll give this ol...31. Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) He said he'd be here at seven. The clock just hit 7:22. It's too cold outside. To wait for my ride. Watching mamma try out a new doo (Bruins). He said he'd be here at seven. But it just...32. Dip Doodle Performed by Adam Sandler. Transcribed by The Brave Raven. Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee. Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee. Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo. Wing wong ping pong...33. Do It For Your Mama Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, Jon, Katie, and Brooks Arthur. J. N. : "I can make a bigger splash than you!". Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot. ". [While jumping up and dow...34. Eggs and Candy (snl) I smell eggs and candy. Ya shaving cream is in my hair. Shine my flashlight at people that stare in my direction. Mama this happy halloween to you. Mama this happy halloween...35. Fatty McGee Performed by Adam Sandler, David Spade, Tim Herlihy, Steve Koren, and Tim Meadows. [Typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors]. [Talking quietly]. M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man. "...36. Fleiznavidad There isn't really a lot of spanish songs out there so i decided that i. was gonna, make up one, dur. Feliznavidad. (da da da da da). Feliznavidad. (da da da da da). Feliznavidad n anodota. feliz...37. Food Innuendo Guy Ooooh yeah. Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato. Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato. Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes. Won't you peel my banana like a pack...38. Forgetful Lucy The Hukilau was the place. Where I first saw your face. We liked each other right away. But you didn't remember me the very next day. Forgetful Lucy. Has got a nice caboosey. I used to trick you...39. Four Years Old Hey. Why'd you wake me from my nap?. I'm not in the mood. To play your games. Or sit on your lap. You. Where's my Yankees drinking glass?. I want some juice. And I want it now. So you b...40. Funny Happy Birthday Song Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates, the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun. And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound,...41. Gay Robot Pass the fuckin ball!. What an idiot!. Fuck it, I´m gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?. Alright. Two Please!. Oh boy. Hahahaha. (phone rings). Hello?. Yeah, yeah, cool, we´re al...42. Girl [Arsenio (Chris Rock):]. Now don't leave us hanging with just that. [JP:]. Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it!. [Music starts playing]. [JP:]. Yo now, before we start singing, You...43. Hanukkah I wanna make you smile. Whenever you're sad. Carry you around. When your arthritis is bad. All I wanna do is. Grow old with you. I'll get you medicine. When your tummy aches. Build you a fir...44. Hanukkah Song Part One It's time for Hanukkah. So much fun-uka. To celebrate Hanukkah. Hanukkah is, the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents. We get eight crazy nights. When you feel like the only kid in...45. I Feel Pretty Jack Nicholson: BumBumBUM(3X). I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay, And I pitty, Any girl who isnt me today, Jack Nicholson: Lalalalalalalala. I feel charming, Oh so charming,...46. I Like Small Butts hey yolanda, check that home girls butt out. uhm girl, its so flat. you tell it like it is aiesha. she looks like one of them, lawyers girlfriends. i mean her butt, its just so small. were talking sli...47. I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog I was driving around in old Mexico, I got lost and didn't know which way to go, I was confused, it was late and I was in a fog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog. I felt that smush and I said, "O...48. I Wanna Grow Old With You I wanna make you smile, Whenever you're sad. Carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wanna do, Is grow old with you. I'll get you medicine, When your tummy aches. Build you a fire...49. I Will Go Back To School Yes, I will go back to school, and achieve victory. No man will take what my father has built, unless that man is meeeeeeee. My Billy, sweet Billy boy, I knew you would go back. No one can stop you if...50. I'm Not I'm not stalking you, I'm just calling a lot. I'm not trying to scare you, really I'm not. and who's this kevin guy? is he nice, is he hott. I sure as hell know I'm not....51. I'm So Wasted Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider. [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]. Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?". M2: "I'm so wasted, man. ". Joe: "Yeah, you are,...52. Instead Of One Day Of Presents Put on your yamaca. It's time for Hanukkah. So much fun-uka. To celebrate Hanukkah. Hanukka is, the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents. We get eight crazy nights. When you fell li...53. Intervention Song Time to cry baby. What?! get outta hear. I'm leaving. You can run from whitey but you ain't gonna run from us. We all heard what happened at the skating rink today. When whitey brought up y...54. Joining The Cult Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen. Transcribed by Big Brother. [Sounds of Basketball being shot around]. Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult. ". Allen: "Now, that&apo...55. Kermet And Big Bird Stoned Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet. Kermet:. Hello. , Kermet the frog here. And welcome Sensamea Street. I...56. Let It Out, Davey Davey: What the heck is happening right now?. Footlocker guy:. Something that should have happened 20 years ago. Radio:. Time to cry, Davey, over. Davey:. What? Get out of here, I'm leaving. GNC...57. Linda Song You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue. And when we kiss I know you need me too. I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and...58. Listenin' To The Radio Where's my Peggy Sue?. I could use a Rosalita. If there's a Long Tall Sally out there. I'm dyin' to meet her. Why can't I hear Beth callin' me?. Why can't I be the o...59. Long Ago Davey: It all seemed so long ago. Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know. Davey: Down by the creek I would show. fireflies to that girl. Jennifer: But that was back when he was nice. Davey: Bef...60. Love Stinks He loves her, but she loves this guy right here. and he loves somebody else, you just can't win. and so it goes until the day you die. this thing they call love its gonna make you cry. I hate yo...61. Lunchlady Land "This is a song. ". "This is uhh, This is a new song. ". "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel. ". "The Lunchlady". [Laughing]...62. Masturbata "This is a song. ". "This is uhh, This is a new song. ". "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel. ". "The Lunchlady". [Laughing]...63. Medium Pace Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so?. Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I'm about to begin. Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium...64. Memory Lane Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, and Allen. Transcribed by a fan. M1: "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun". [all agree]. M2: "Whoa,...65. Mother's Day Song Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear, take off your sister's new brassiere. Wat...66. Moyda Schnine. He's a pretty good guy. He's nice to his neighbors. You can count on him to buy your school candy bars. He's a real nic guy. He's always got the jumper cables. He'll...67. Mr. Bake-O I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV. It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see. I just lit some crazy ass shit. that my friend overnight mailed to me. I'm fucking waste...68. Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren. [Phone Rings]. [Mr. Spindel picks it up]. Mr Spindel: "Hullo!". Student: [Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?&quo...69. My Little Chicken When I'm feeling down. And feeling sad. You come around. And make me glad. I got you. Oh, my little chicken. I love your feet. I love your breasts. I love the way you eat gravel. To help you dige...70. Ode To My Car Here we go. Piece of shit car. I got a piece of shit car. That fuckin' pile of shit. Never gets me very far. My car's a big piece of shit. 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot. And my sea...71. Oh Mom... Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, and Robert Smigel. [Silverware clicking]. M1: "Can you pass the beats please?". F1: "...72. Operaman Giuliani x2. WHY must you ever be gone-y. 2 more months-ah. 10 more weeks-ah. we have to deal with one of these geeks-ah. Giuliani x2. He-s Diplomatic-oh. Meeting leaders-oh. From all around the globe...73. Patch Song A wont a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet. A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet. Everyone in town will be lookin their best, Even Mrs. Selman with the one e...74. Pibb Goes Surfing You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb. It wasn´t too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you. like to call em, Sonny!. Didn´t look it. Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my l...75. Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough?. Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend!. Uh huh. I´m all set to give this skitchboard a whirl!. Okay, we should really put a helmet...76. Pickin' Daisies Performed by Adam Sandler, Alan Covert, and Jon Rosenberg. 6 What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well?. It's okay, Momma will take care of you. Not really sick, but don't you k...77. Piece Of Shit Car here we go. no no no (whoo ooh). piece of shit car, i gotta piece of shit car. that fucking pile of shit. never gets me very far. my cars a big piece of shit. cause the shocks are fucking shot, and my...78. Red Hooded Sweatshirt My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout....79. Respect Respect. Respect. You gotta show the fucking respect. Repeat Over And Over]...80. Right Field Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Herlihy, and Steve Koren. Russel: [Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go...81. Santa Song So many presents, so little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don't lik...82. Secret There's something I know that no one else does. You want me to tell you want it is?. But if I did that then it wouldn't be a secret. I gotta move my body tonight. I'm gonna go dancing....83. Sex Or Weight Lifting [Adam Sandler]:. Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street. quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country....84. She Comes Home to Me Though I have been a fool for love. I have finally made my score. I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast. But she loves me the most. Even though she's a highly paid whore. She'll give...85. Sid & Alex (telephone rings). I´ll be up in a few! Hello?. Hey, Sid, it´s Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. for remembering, t...86. Sloppy Joe Spoken:. This is a song. This is a- this is a new song uh. It's uh through the eyes of one of the greatest. people alive I feel. The lunch Lady. Singing:. I woke up in the morning. Put on my new...87. Somebody Kill Me You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me I don't feel blue. When we kiss I know you need me too. Can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it a...88. Stan The Man Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY. Son of Anna and Phil. At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy. And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill. Right away they started on...89. Steve Polychronopolous - "Polychronopolous". I'm a big fuckin' dick. I'm a pain in your ass. I drink all your beer. I'll eat the last slice. I'll give you charley horses. I'll pull yo...90. Stoned On Sesame Street Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet. Kermet:. Hello. , Kermet the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street...91. Sun Tan Lotion Song Sun Tan Lotion, Is Good For Me. You Protect Me, Tee Hee Hee. Oh The Sun Tries To Burn Me But You Won't Let It. Will Ya!. Ultraviolet Rays Bad, Lotion Good. Smiley...92. Technical Foul Technical Foul. Whitey: if you come in from the street with dirty shoes on your feet, that’s a Technical Foul if you switch the radio to some loud music show, that’s a Technical Foul if...93. Teenage Love On The Phone Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Covert. Richie: "So ya doin' good?". Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?". Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't...94. Thanksgiving Song Love to eat turkey. Love to eat tur-r-rkeyyyy. (I LOVE U ADAM). OO i love you. (haha). Love to eat turkey cuz its good. I love to eat turkey like a good boy should. cuz its turkey. to eat. so good. Tu...95. The Adventures Of The Cow Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, and Randi. Transcribed by a fan. "And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch". [Baseball sounds and...96. The Amazing Willy Wanker When I was just a little wee lad. I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad. Something jumped and poked me good. 'That' he said 'just me morning wood'. A little tin soldier's mar...97. The Beating of a High School Bus Driver Performed by Adam Sandler. "And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver. ". [Kids getting on the bus]. "How are ya, Bryan?". "Good morning, Lisa. ". "Good...98. The Beating of a High School Janitor "And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor. ". [Mopping sounds]. Mop, mop, mop. All day long. Mop, mop, mop. While I sing this song. [Sound of someone walking towards him]. Gonna w...99. The Beating of a High School Science Teacher Performed by Rob Schneider. "And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher. ". [Lecturing]. "Zinc is by far the best element. ". "I also like plutonium. "....100. The Beating Of a High School Spanish Teacher "And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher. ". [Lecturing]. [Writing on chalk board]. "Juan es muy guapo. ". [Door opens, walking towards her]. "Hola. "...101. The Beer Song OOOh what is the maulted liquer. what gets you drunker quicker. what comes in bottles or in cans. BEER!. ooh cant get enough of it. oh i realy love it!. makes me think im a man!. BEER!. i could kiss a...102. The Boss And The Secretary Louise?. Yes, sir?. I want ya in here right now!. I´ll be right in. Damn straight you´ll be right in. What do you need, sir?. What do I need? You know what I need. Uh, no I don´t, sir....103. The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions Performed by Adam Sandler and Conan O' Brien :. "And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college. ". Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to exte...104. The Buffoon and the Valedictorian Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien. "And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian. ". Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're as...105. The Chanuka Song "Okay. This is a song that uhh. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't g...106. The Chanukah Song Performed by Adam Sandler. "Okay. This is a song that uhh. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh. I wrote a song for all those nice little J...107. The Chanukah Song (ii) Put on your yarmulke. Its time for Chanukah. So much funnaka. To celebrate Chanukah. Chanukah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents. We get eight crazy nights. When you feel like t...108. The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version] It's time for Hanukkah. So much fun-uka. To celebrate Hanukkah. Hanukkah is, the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents. We get eight crazy nights. When you feel like the only kid in...109. The Chaunaka Song (part 3) Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chaunaka. Once again it's onaka, the miracle of Chaunaka. Chaunaka is the Festival of Lights. 1 day of presents? Hell, no we get 8 Crazy Nights. But if yo...110. The Cheerleader Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren. [Sound of pom-poms]. Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!". [Performing cheer]. Cheerleader: &quo...111. The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview [Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man]:. So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company. [Excite Southerner]:. Good question, I have a good...112. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over [Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]:. Do you realize how fast you were going sir?. {Excited Southerner]:. Yes. yes I do. and uh there is an explanation for...113. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson [Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man]:. Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he. just wan...114. The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal [Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite. diner. [Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today?. [Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you. I was. if you could, tell me, if you. e...115. The Excited Southerner Proposes To a Girl Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?". Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I -. first of all I just wanted to say that you're -. - very pretty girl, and I, I --. hoo -- you'th...116. The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Performed by Adam Sandler and Tara. Transcribed by Big Brother. [Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]. "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl. ". Girl: &qu...117. The Goat Song I am a simple goat. I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope. Am I happy he don't give a fuck. He's filled with anger, and filled with rage. And tel...118. The Grandma Song Jabawokee ding dong. Slip slap slee. Dipstick paddywhack. Pee pee googalee gee. Polly wolly sling slang. Skooey dibbely doo. Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong. Hop hip kagagoogoo. Hic...119. The Hannukah Oing [Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]. "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl. ". Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?". Excited Southerner: &q...120. The Hypnotist Performed by Adam Sandler and Kevin. Transcribed by Big Brother. [typing sounds]. Dr. Stewart: Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. Gary Phelps: Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps. D...121. The Lonesome Kicker Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker. Extra points, field goals at your service. One might think it comes with glory. You might think different after you listen to my story. My helmet is equipped with a t...122. The Longest Pee Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider. [Line of people talking]. "Hey man, let me in there first". -"Go ahead man, take it easy". "Thanks, I really gotta pee". [Ope...123. The Mayor Of Pussytown Yo it´s 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya´ll real pussies. ya´ll ain´t seen shit yet. eh yo man let em know. Oh yeah, guess who´s back. it´s the mother fuckin pussy...124. The Mule Session My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian. My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean. My sister´s on the dope and my brother always picks his nose. And Daddy´s only happy when h...125. The Peeper singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? woah!. [Leaves rusteling]. Peeper: Climin' the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin' for next branch. found it. got it. win...126. The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be fast and shit. This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom. yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or somethin...127. The Taliban Can Hey, alright, gather round, The Taliban is here!. What bombs do you want?. I got big bombs, little bombs, Cos I'm the Taliban, Who can take Osama, And hide him all around?. Run away an' hide...128. The Thanksgiving Song "They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right. ". "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song". "I hope you enjoy it. ". [Starts playing]. Love to eat turkey. Love to...129. They're All Gunna Laugh At You Can you pass the beats please?. Here ya go. Thanks. Hey mom, guess what?. I got invited to party tonight, And i'm gunna go if thats ok with you. Noooooo!!!. Why not mom?. Yeah, why mom, he should...130. Toll Booth Willie Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Meadows, David Spade, Steve Koren, Tim Herlihy, and Margaret Ruden. [Car approaches]. Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five...131. Uses Of The Word Fuck Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘Fuck’. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ‘Fuck’ is the only wo...132. Voodoo Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man. Keep it down for goodness sake. It's way too early in the morning. Can't you please use your wooden rake?. You choose to ignore I. Even though me hungover. Th...133. Welcome My Son Welcome my son to your very first day. So proud to be the one. Who brought you this way. I love you with all my heart. And my love is here to stay. But I can't help worrying. Will you eventually...134. What do You Love I don't love wonton soup that comes from a can. I don't love scary stories about the boogie man. I don't love the smell of aunt liz's mini van. But I love you. I don't love fa...135. What The Hell Happened To Me? Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record. and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you. I used to ride my big wheel, and sell...136. Whore! Where Are You?! Whore! You get out here! You hear me? You get your whore ass out here!. Whore?! I don't need this today, whore! Do not defy me, whore! Show me. your whore face or your really gonna be in for it!...137. You Spin Me Right Round If I, I get to know you're name, If I, could trace you're private number baby, All I know is that to me, u look like you're lots of. Fun, Open up them lovin' arms, I want some, wan...138. Zittly Van Zittles Well, I had myself a girlfrield. For almost two whole years. We had no secrets. We had no fears. There was nothing we wouldn't do. When we were in the sack. She'd even pop the zit on my back...
